South Park

- Eek, a Penis!
- - - Series: South Park
    - Season:12 Episode:5
    - Genre: Comedy
    - Network: Comedy Central
    - Date: April 09, 2008
    - run time: 22 min 12 sec
    - rating: TV-MA
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  - While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

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- Pee Pee
- 22:15
- 11/18/2009
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- 13
- Dances with Smurfs Dances with Smurfs
- 22:14
- 11/11/2009
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- The F Word The F Word
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- 11/04/2009
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- Whale Whores Whale Whores
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- 10/28/2009
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- W.T.F. W.T.F.
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- 10/21/2009
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- Butters' Bottom Bitch Butters' Bottom Bitch
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- 10/14/2009
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- Dead Celebrities Dead Celebrities
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- 10/07/2009
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- Fatbeard Fatbeard
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- 04/22/2009
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- Pinewood Derby Pinewood Derby
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- 04/15/2009
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- Fishsticks Fishsticks
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- 04/08/2009
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- Eat, Pray, Queef Eat, Pray, Queef
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- 04/01/2009
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- Margaritaville Margaritaville
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- 03/26/2009
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- The Coon The Coon
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- 03/18/2009
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- The Ring The Ring
- 22:15
- 03/11/2009
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- The Ungroundable The Ungroundable
- 22:12
- 11/19/2008
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- Elementary School Musical Elementary School Musical
- 22:11
- 11/12/2008
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- About Last Night… About Last Night…
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- 11/05/2008
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- Pandemic 2 – The Startling Pandemic 2 – The Startling
- 22:11
- 10/29/2008
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- Pandemic Pandemic
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- 10/22/2008
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- Breast Cancer Show Ever Breast Cancer Show Ever
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- 10/15/2008
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- The China Probrem The China Probrem
- 22:11
- 10/08/2008
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- Super Fun Time Super Fun Time
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- 04/23/2008
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- Over Logging Over Logging
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- 04/16/2008
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- Eek, a Penis! Eek, a Penis!
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- 04/09/2008
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- Canada on Strike Canada on Strike
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- 04/02/2008
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- Major Boobage Major Boobage
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- 03/26/2008
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- Britney’s New Look Britney’s New Look
- 21:30
- 03/19/2008
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- Tonsil Trouble Tonsil Trouble
- 22:14
- 03/12/2008
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- The List The List
- 22:14
- 11/14/2007
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- 13
- Guitar Queer-O Guitar Queer-O
- 22:14
- 11/07/2007
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- Imaginationland Episode III Imaginationland Episode III
- 22:14
- 10/31/2007
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- Imaginationland Episode II Imaginationland Episode II
- 22:14
- 10/24/2007
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- Imaginationland Imaginationland
- 22:08
- 10/17/2007
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- More Crap More Crap
- 22:15
- 10/10/2007
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- Le Petit Tourette Le Petit Tourette
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- 10/03/2007
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- Night of the Living Homeless Night of the Living Homeless
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- 04/18/2007
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- D-Yikes! D-Yikes!
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- 04/11/2007
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- Fantastic Easter Special Fantastic Easter Special
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- 04/04/2007
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- The Snuke The Snuke
- 22:14
- 03/28/2007
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- Lice Capades Lice Capades
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- 03/21/2007
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- Cartman Sucks Cartman Sucks
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- 03/14/2007
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- With Apologies to Jesse Jackson With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
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- 03/07/2007
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- 14
- Stanley's Cup Stanley's Cup
- 22:14
- 11/15/2006
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- 13
- Go God Go XII Go God Go XII
- 22:14
- 11/08/2006
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- Go God Go Go God Go
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- 11/01/2006
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- Hell on Earth 2006 Hell on Earth 2006
- 22:13
- 10/25/2006
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- 10
- Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
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- 10/18/2006
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- Mystery of the Urinal Deuce Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
- 22:13
- 10/11/2006
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- Make Love, Not Warcraft Make Love, Not Warcraft
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- 10/04/2006
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- Tsst Tsst
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- 05/03/2006
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- Manbearpig Manbearpig
- 25:27
- 04/26/2006
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- A Million Little Fibers A Million Little Fibers
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- 04/19/2006
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- Cartoon Wars (Part 2) Cartoon Wars (Part 2)
- 25:36
- 04/12/2006
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- Cartoon Wars (Part 1) Cartoon Wars (Part 1)
- 22:26
- 04/05/2006
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- Smug Alert! Smug Alert!
- 22:23
- 03/29/2006
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- The Return of Chef The Return of Chef
- 22:26
- 03/22/2006
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- 14
- Bloody Mary Bloody Mary
- 22:14
- 12/07/2005
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- Free Willzyx Free Willzyx
- 22:13
- 11/30/2005
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- Trapped in the Closet Trapped in the Closet
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- 11/16/2005
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- Ginger Kids Ginger Kids
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- 11/09/2005
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- Follow That Egg Follow That Egg
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- 11/02/2005
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- Marjorine Marjorine
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- 10/26/2005
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- Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow
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- 10/19/2005
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- 04/20/2005
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- The Death of Eric Cartman The Death of Eric Cartman
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- 04/13/2005
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- The Losing Edge The Losing Edge
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- 04/06/2005
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- Best Friends Forever Best Friends Forever
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- 03/30/2005
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- Wing Wing
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- 03/23/2005
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- Die Hippie, Die Die Hippie, Die
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- 03/16/2005
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- Mrs. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Mrs. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
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- 03/09/2005
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- 14
- Woodland Critter Christmas Woodland Critter Christmas
- 22:14
- 12/15/2004
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- 13
- Cartman's Incredible Gift Cartman's Incredible Gift
- 22:13
- 12/08/2004
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- Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
- 22:13
- 12/01/2004
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- Quest for Ratings Quest for Ratings
- 22:14
- 11/17/2004
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- Pre-School Pre-School
- 22:13
- 11/10/2004
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- Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
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- 11/03/2004
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- Douche and Turd Douche and Turd
- 22:13
- 10/27/2004
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- Goobacks Goobacks
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- 04/28/2004
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- The Jeffersons The Jeffersons
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- 04/21/2004
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- Awesome-O Awesome-O
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- 04/14/2004
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- You Got F'd in the A You Got F'd in the A
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- 04/07/2004
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- The Passion of the Jew The Passion of the Jew
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- 03/31/2004
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- Up The Down Steroid Up The Down Steroid
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- 03/24/2004
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- Good Times With Weapons Good Times With Weapons
- 22:24
- 03/17/2004
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- 15
- It's Christmas in Canada It's Christmas in Canada
- 22:13
- 12/17/2003
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- 14
- Raisins Raisins
- 22:07
- 12/10/2003
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- Butt Out Butt Out
- 22:15
- 12/03/2003
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- 12
- All About Mormons All About Mormons
- 22:13
- 11/19/2003
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- 11
- Casa Bonita Casa Bonita
- 22:13
- 11/12/2003
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- Grey Dawn Grey Dawn
- 22:12
- 11/05/2003
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- Christian Rock Hard Christian Rock Hard
- 22:13
- 10/29/2003
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- South Park Is Gay South Park Is Gay
- 22:13
- 10/22/2003
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- Red Man's Greed Red Man's Greed
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- 04/30/2003
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- Lil' Crime Stoppers Lil' Crime Stoppers
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- 04/23/2003
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- Fat Butt and Pancake Head Fat Butt and Pancake Head
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- 04/16/2003
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- I'm A Little Bit Country I'm A Little Bit Country
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- 04/09/2003
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- Toilet Paper Toilet Paper
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- 04/02/2003
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- Krazy Kripples Krazy Kripples
- 22:13
- 03/26/2003
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- Cancelled Cancelled
- 22:13
- 03/19/2003
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- 17
- Red Sleigh Down Red Sleigh Down
- 22:13
- 12/11/2002
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- My Future Self n’ Me My Future Self n’ Me
- 22:13
- 12/04/2002
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- 15
- The Biggest Douche in the Universe The Biggest Douche in the Universe
- 22:13
- 11/27/2002
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- 14
- The Death Camp of Tolerance The Death Camp of Tolerance
- 22:13
- 11/20/2002
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- 13
- The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
- 22:13
- 11/13/2002
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- 12
- A Ladder to Heaven A Ladder to Heaven
- 22:13
- 11/06/2002
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- Child Abduction is Not Funny Child Abduction is Not Funny
- 22:13
- 07/24/2002
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- Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society
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- 07/17/2002
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- Free Hat Free Hat
- 22:13
- 07/10/2002
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- Red Hot Catholic Love Red Hot Catholic Love
- 22:14
- 07/03/2002
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- Simpsons Already Did It Simpsons Already Did It
- 22:13
- 06/26/2002
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- Professor Chaos Professor Chaos
- 22:13
- 04/10/2002
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- 5
- The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
- 22:13
- 04/03/2002
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- Fun With Veal Fun With Veal
- 22:13
- 03/27/2002
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- Freak Strike Freak Strike
- 22:13
- 03/20/2002
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- Asspen Asspen
- 22:13
- 03/13/2002
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- Jared Has Aides Jared Has Aides
- 22:13
- 03/06/2002
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- 14
- Butters' Very Own Episode Butters' Very Own Episode
- 22:13
- 12/12/2001
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- 13
- Kenny Dies Kenny Dies
- 22:13
- 12/05/2001
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- 12
- Here Comes The Neighborhood Here Comes The Neighborhood
- 22:13
- 11/28/2001
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- 11
- The Entity The Entity
- 22:14
- 11/21/2001
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- 10
- How to Eat With Your Butt How to Eat With Your Butt
- 22:13
- 11/14/2001
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- 9
- Osama Bin Laden has Farty Pants Osama Bin Laden has Farty Pants
- 22:14
- 11/07/2001
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- Towelie Towelie
- 22:14
- 08/08/2001
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- Proper Condom Use Proper Condom Use
- 22:13
- 08/01/2001
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- Cartmanland Cartmanland
- 22:13
- 07/25/2001
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- Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow
- 22:14
- 07/18/2001
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- 4
- Scott Tenorman Must Die Scott Tenorman Must Die
- 22:13
- 07/11/2001
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- The Super Best Friends The Super Best Friends
- 22:13
- 07/04/2001
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- 2
- Cripple Fight! Cripple Fight!
- 22:14
- 06/27/2001
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- It Hits The Fan It Hits The Fan
- 22:13
- 06/20/2001
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- 17
- A Very Crappy Christmas A Very Crappy Christmas
- 22:15
- 12/20/2000
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- 16
- Wacky Molestation Adventure Wacky Molestation Adventure
- 22:13
- 12/13/2000
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- 15
- Fat Camp Fat Camp
- 22:15
- 12/06/2000
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- 14
- Helen Keller The Musical Helen Keller The Musical
- 22:15
- 11/22/2000
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- 13
- Trapper Keeper Trapper Keeper
- 22:16
- 11/15/2000
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- Fourth Grade Fourth Grade
- 22:15
- 11/08/2000
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- Probably Probably
- 22:08
- 07/26/2000
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- 10
- Do The Handicapped Go To Hell? Do The Handicapped Go To Hell?
- 22:07
- 07/19/2000
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- 9
- Things You Can Do With Your Finger Things You Can Do With Your Finger
- 22:15
- 07/12/2000
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- 8
- Chef Goes Nanners Chef Goes Nanners
- 22:15
- 07/05/2000
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- Cherokee Hair Tampons Cherokee Hair Tampons
- 22:15
- 06/28/2000
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- Cartman Joins NAMBLA Cartman Joins NAMBLA
- 22:15
- 06/21/2000
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- Pip Pip
- 22:15
- 11/29/2000
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- Timmy 2000 Timmy 2000
- 22:15
- 04/19/2000
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- Quintuplets 2000 Quintuplets 2000
- 22:15
- 04/26/2000
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- The Tooth Fairy’s Tats 2000 The Tooth Fairy’s Tats 2000
- 22:15
- 04/05/2000
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- Cartman's Funny Hate Crime 2000 Cartman's Funny Hate Crime 2000
- 22:15
- 04/12/2000
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- 17
- The Brown Noise The Brown Noise
- 22:13
- 01/12/2000
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- 16
- Are You There God, It's Me Jesus Are You There God, It's Me Jesus
- 22:15
- 12/29/1999
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- 15
- Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
- 22:12
- 12/01/1999
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- 14
- The Red Badge of Gayness The Red Badge of Gayness
- 22:15
- 11/24/1999
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- 13
- Hooked on Monkey Fonics Hooked on Monkey Fonics
- 22:13
- 11/10/1999
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- 12
- Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (Halloween)
- 22:13
- 10/27/1999
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- 11
- Starvin' Marvin In Space Starvin' Marvin In Space
- 22:13
- 11/17/1999
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- 10
- Chinpokomon Chinpokomon
- 22:13
- 11/03/1999
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- Jewbilee Jewbilee
- 22:13
- 07/28/1999
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- 8
- Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
- 22:13
- 07/21/1999
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- Cat Orgy Cat Orgy
- 22:13
- 07/14/1999
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- Sexual Harassment Panda Sexual Harassment Panda
- 22:13
- 07/07/1999
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- Jakovasaurs Jakovasaurs
- 22:12
- 06/16/1999
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- Tweek VS. Craig Tweek VS. Craig
- 22:13
- 06/23/1999
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- Succubus Succubus
- 22:13
- 04/21/1999
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- Spontaneous Combustion Spontaneous Combustion
- 22:14
- 04/14/1999
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- Choir Tour Choir Tour
- 22:13
- 04/07/1999
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- 18
- Prehistoric Ice Man Prehistoric Ice Man
- 22:22
- 01/20/1999
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- 17
- Gnomes Gnomes
- 22:22
- 12/16/1998
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- 16
- Merry Christmas Charlie Manson Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
- 22:22
- 12/09/1998
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- 15
- Spooky Fish Spooky Fish
- 22:23
- 10/28/1998
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- 14
- Chef Aid Chef Aid
- 22:23
- 10/07/1998
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- 13
- Cow Days Cow Days
- 22:22
- 09/30/1998
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- 12
- Clubhouses Clubhouses
- 22:13
- 09/23/1998
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- 11
- Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
- 22:22
- 09/02/1998
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- Chickenpox Chickenpox
- 22:22
- 08/26/1998
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- Chef’s Salty Chocolate Balls Chef’s Salty Chocolate Balls
- 22:22
- 08/19/1998
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- Summer Sucks Summer Sucks
- 22:22
- 06/24/1998

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- City on the Edge of Forever City on the Edge of Forever
- 22:22
- 06/17/1998
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- The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
- 22:22
- 06/10/1998
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- Conjoined Fetus Lady Conjoined Fetus Lady
- 22:22
- 06/03/1998
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- Ike’s Wee Wee Ike’s Wee Wee
- 22:22
- 05/20/1998
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- Chickenlover Chickenlover
- 22:23
- 05/27/1998
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- Cartman’s Mom is still a Dirty Slut (part 2 of 2)
- 22:22
- 04/22/1998
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- Terrence and Phillip in "Not Without My Anus"
- 22:22
- 04/01/1998
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- 13
- Cartman’s Mom is a Dirty Slut Cartman’s Mom is a Dirty Slut
- 22:22
- 02/25/1998
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- 12
- Mecha Streisand Mecha Streisand
- 22:21
- 02/18/1998
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- 11
- Tom’s Rhinoplasty Tom’s Rhinoplasty
- 22:22
- 02/11/1998
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- 10
- Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
- 22:20
- 12/17/1997
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- 9
- Starvin’ Marvin Starvin’ Marvin
- 22:23
- 11/19/1997
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- 8
- Damien Damien
- 22:25
- 02/04/1998
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- 7
- Pink Eye Pink Eye
- 22:22
- 10/29/1997
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- 6
- Death Death
- 22:22
- 09/17/1997
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- 5
- An Elephant Makes Love to A Pig An Elephant Makes Love to A Pig
- 22:17
- 09/10/1997
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- 4
- Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride
- 22:22
- 09/03/1997
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- 3
- Volcano Volcano
- 22:21
- 08/20/1997
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- 2
- Weight Gain 4000 Weight Gain 4000
- 22:22
- 08/27/1997
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- 1
- Cartman Gets An Anal Probe Cartman Gets An Anal Probe
- 22:18
- 08/13/1997
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