the Ramen Noodle

Daniel J. Lewis | D.Joseph Design podcasts

genre: Entertainment/Comedy

Podcasted seasoning packets of comedy from the life of a bachelor

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Episodes

tRN110: Tickle Me Elbow
5/24/2012
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Duration: 43:04

Get ready for some punishment and explosive underwear.
tRN109: A little talkshow in my head
5/10/2012
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Duration: 35:58

Bite the bullet and tell Siri to shut up during church.
tRN108: Skin Beast
5/3/2012
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Duration: 48:26

We don't have Smurfs, but we do have skin beasts and TNT!
tRN107: Friend of Lana Parrilla
4/26/2012
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Duration: 42:37

We make people think we're famous by hanging with famous people, killing them with Speedos, and sending them to Global Mean Witch Time.
tRN106: Ghetto Homeschooler
4/19/2012
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Duration: 49:09

When life gives you lemonade, stick your finger in it, and don't take any pictures unless it's an emergency.
tRN105: Green Body Suit
4/12/2012
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Duration: 40:42

Mercury turns people into zombies and gives them tumors, love, and subtitles. We welcome our friend Winnie back to the Ramen Noodle for some more fun.
tRN104: Where is my rocket launcher?
4/5/2012
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Duration: 47:05

Just keep waddling on with your British accent and everything will be okay. But that begs the question, what are moose chickens?
tRN103: He Wore Vests
3/22/2012
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Duration: 40:15

Dress up nice for when the new iPad explodes.
tRN102: Foot Diapers
3/8/2012
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Duration: 45:28

You'll need some extra protection from this comedy episode.
tRN101: The Death Toll of Pizzas
3/1/2012
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Duration: 53:02

Get your angle meter out and measure the comedy in this pizza of a podcast!
tRN0100: Golden Asterisk
2/23/2012
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Duration: 1:06:16

Celebrating 100 episodes, we welcome several live call ins from our listeners and ponder the great moments of the past 99 clean-comedy episodes.
tRN099: You’re Such a Good Boy
2/16/2012
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Duration: 38:28

Happy birthday to Jeremy, a message from an old friend, and and chicken nuggets all make for a great Valentine's Day.
tRN098: You Don’t Know “Pattycake”
2/9/2012
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Duration: 55:44

Get your cinnamon ready, because it's time to knock some people down to Studio C!
New Live-Show Schedule for 2012
2/6/2012
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We have four announcements about the Ramen Noodle clean-comedy podcast.
tRN097: Paper or Plastic?
1/31/2012
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Duration: 46:34

Don't let the milk out of the bag for this episode! But just remember to look white if you don't feel like playing along.
tRN096: Eavesdropping on the Wall
1/24/2012
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Duration: 1:04:24

Your milkshake may explode from the surprises in this funny episode! Just make sure you don't fall onto the fences.
tRN095: Kitten Kaboodle
1/17/2012
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Duration: 52:54

Hide your kittens and hide your puns, because Indiana may just outlaw this podcast for not doing comedy right.
tRN094: Whatever
1/10/2012
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Duration: 54:34

Do a Darth-Vader-swan-dive into the funny stories and news we share! For extra flavor, add some parmesan cheese.
tRN093: Eye of the Teddy Bear
1/3/2012
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Duration: 42:09

We're eye-popping, teddy-bear-revolting, manly smelling, and here with more laughs!
tRN092: Always Have the Ketchup Ready
12/20/2011
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Duration: 52:52

Merry Christmas! Santa and The Grinch both join us in stories of Facebook, spiders, other funny stories, and even a tale of true love (via Ketchup).
tRN091: Wrapped in Bacon
12/13/2011
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Duration: 54:33

Comedy that hugs you with happy rainbows.
tRN090: Justin Bieber Barbie
12/6/2011
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Duration: 47:25

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it could be Jeremy's niece, or this podcast. Listen now to find out!
tRN089: I’d Like an Order of Wedgies
11/15/2011
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Duration: 49:05

Hold on to your underwear and close your coffins! It's time for another clean-comedy podcast with Daniel and Jeremy.
tRN088: You Sneaky Mom
11/8/2011
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Duration: 59:53

We're climbing in your windows, snatching your candy up and leaving giant Lego men behind. We have a collection of weird funny stories.
tRN087: Are We Still Friends?
11/1/2011
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Duration: 59:15

After brief run-ins with the dentist, we take the show on the road—or at least tell stories from the road.
tRN086: “I Could Listen to Her Say Pooh All Day”
10/25/2011
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Duration: 53:18

We're pooped from PoohCamp Cincinnati, or something like that, and tell our funny stories.
tRN085: The Best of the Most Popular
10/12/2011
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Duration: 1:03:17

A beautiful monster and the personification of dreams—that is this clean-comedy podcast episode. Don't forget to pick up your man from Manland!
tRN084: Aldi’s Logo Has Bellbottoms
10/4/2011
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Duration: 47:35

Roll in the mud like Winnie the Pooh if you want the honey of this podcast! By honey, we mean laughter. By rolling in mud, we mean listening.
tRN083: I Blame It on the Strike
9/27/2011
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Duration: 40:16

Hide your kids, hide your heads, and bite your snakes as you enjoy this episode! Welcome to Christian Comedy Podcast listeners!
Welcome, Christian Comedy Podcast Listeners!
9/27/2011
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Duration: 3:54

We extend a warm welcome to all of our new listeners from Christian Comedy Podcast! We hope that you'll stick around and share your funny stuff with us.
Hear the Funny Story of Edna in Westside of Mars (@WSOMcast)
9/21/2011
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I had a great time with Drew from the Westside of Mars podcast. Drew invited me onto his comedy podcast to share a funny story. I retold the story of Edna. “Best story ever,” were Drew’s words. Listen to the Westside of Mars episode 21 to laugh yourself! But I warn you to listen with an [...]
tRN082: Do I have a Creeper’s Head? (with @nevrothwen)
9/20/2011
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Duration: 44:32

Warm your heart with laughter as you get lost in a cold, dark forest. Something there is symbolic. It may be the laughter. We were happy to have Winnie with us from Belgium.
Please Nominate the Ramen Noodle™ for Comedy in the Podcast Awards
9/15/2011
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The annual Podcast Awards are upon us! Would you please nominate the Ramen Noodle™ and the rest of the Noodle.mx Network podcasts for awards?
tRN081: It’s All Indians Mixed Up (with @ItsJustUsCast)
9/13/2011
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Duration: 54:37

We have a sawdust-sleeping time with Robert from It's Just Us Podcast. Watch out for exploding horses.
tRN080: My Knuckles Have Voices
8/30/2011
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Duration: 55:11

Brought to you by FayeJ's generous donation of a Minecraft gift code. At Faye's request, this episode will not be sponsored by potty, poop, pee pee, vomit, expectorant, or any other bodily function or byproduct, including—much to John Steinklauber's dismay—farts.If you would like future episodes to be similarly poop-free, then donate to the "Help Us Get Minecraft" fund today!
tRN079: That’s Too Personal
8/23/2011
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Duration: 51:37

This is a yappin' fun comedy podcast episode. Listen or we'll cut off your Star Trek.
tRN078: Kiddie Pools
8/16/2011
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Duration: 54:53

Watch out for old ladies by the side of the road just trying to wii wii wii all the way home to their NES games.
tRN077: Davy Crockett Was a Horror Movie
8/10/2011
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Duration: 1:13:28

Crazy story game, Jeremy's pixie dust, funny stories from the Web, Lost, and celebrity fears.
tRN076: Rolling in the Deep Mud
8/2/2011
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Duration: 1:00:54

Grab your deodorant, a fresh pair of underwear, feed your hermit hermit crabs, and let's go roll in the mud!
tRN075: Wee Wee So Excited
7/26/2011
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Duration: 48:28

Random crazy stuff from the last week, including Rebecca Black as a bonus.
tRN074: Mutant Jellyfish
7/19/2011
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Duration: 57:19

Grab your traffic cones, guard your nuclear power plants, and cue the music (including our new theme song).
tRN073: Ladyfingers (featuring @JSteinklauber)
7/5/2011
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Duration: 54:17

Colonel Sanders, Minnie Mouse, the Queen of England, back hair, and even John Steinklauber are kicking in the funny seat and blowing up firecrackers in the back seat. Random Noodle Updates Daniel had an alien-crop-circle sunburn (or maybe a PodCamp Cincinnati logo?). John freezes people at work, Daniel suspect John actually works at his former employer. Your [...]
tRN072: I Want to Hug Them
6/21/2011
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Duration: 49:02

Cute nieces, sleeping stories, eHarmony, cats, Lady Gaga, and blessings!
tRN071: I Liked His Belly Button
6/7/2011
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Duration: 1:14:16

You'll need a brown paper bag to accompany this clean-comedy podcast episode.
tRN070: Evil Baby
5/24/2011
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Duration: 48:02

Pomplamoose, Angry Birds, planking, Klout, and evil babies.
tRN069: You Wouldn’t Expect a Dog to Have Logic
5/10/2011
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Duration: 1:19:18

Funny pet stories, more portal jokes, chocolate ducks and bacon, weird bank Captchas, and your funny stuff.
tRN068: Still Alive (Portal)
4/26/2011
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Duration: 52:56

We’ve had Portal on our minds and Daniel’s wife Jenny joins in the fun (and has been playing). “Still Alive” (from Portal) Random Noodle Updates Daniel had another toilet story, that he didn’t finish, but did tell about other stuff. Jeremy discovered Daniel’s Secret (via Erik J. Fisher). Jenny was happy to have her car [...]
tRN067: Dirty Socks
4/12/2011
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Duration: 56:28

What would you do if you found an unclaimed unflushed toilet? Also hear funny stories from the news, and more of Rebecca Black. “Badgers” Random Noodle Updates Daniel suspects a mystery pooper. Jeremy foot his foot down. Noodles in the News Why you don’t steal a laptop from a geek Man arrested for stealing doughnut [...]
tRN066: Blue Gloves
3/30/2011
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Duration: 49:46

Two by two, hands of blue. Jeremy calls in from a “telephone,” but we keep the laughter with funny songs, videos, and stories. This week’s great sponsors Comedy World has been making people laugh for more than 10 years giving comedy fans around the world exclusive access to information on the best comedy shows and [...]
tRN065: Inappropriately Strong Coffee
3/15/2011
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Duration: 47:58

Pranks, birthday wishes for Jeremy, wireless phones, and dating and getting married. Another clean-comedy podcast episode for your enjoyment! Random Noodle Updates Daniel’s Valentine’s Day date was closed, his wife Jenny played a prank, and screaming little girls. Jeremy tried too hard to compliment a client. Feedback / Ramen Noodle Experience Birthday wishes for Jeremy [...]
tRN064: Put an Orange Sticker on It (featuring @rattface)
3/1/2011
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Duration: 54:40

Library incidents, communication with orange stickers, Valentine's Day, stupidest men's inventions, and your funny stories. We welcome Trevor Cameron from iRacing Today and Nobody's Listening.
Social-Media Fast February 13–19
2/13/2011
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As a practice and to let me focus on some plans, ideas, and priorities, I will be taking a fast from social media starting Sunday, February 13 through Saturday, February 19. This means no Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, LinkedIn, or other social media. I’ll still read news and probably listen to podcasts. But I’ll stay off [...]
No Podcast Episodes Until February 21
2/9/2011
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Duration: 1:17

We just couldn’t make things work to record any podcasts this week and we already planned to take a break for Valentine’s Day. At this point, we plan to return on February 21. Please remember to send in your funny stuff for our clean-comedy podcast, especially funny birthday wishes to Jeremy. feedback [at] CleanComedyPodcast [dot] [...]
tRN063: The Brown Socks Just Keep Coming
2/1/2011
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Duration: 1:01:47

Backsliding in the church parking lot, heat-sucking parasites, marriage adjustments, and more laughs for your enjoyment. “Ramensong” Random Noodle Updates Jeremy had a near-death experience in a church parking lot Daniel heard about foster grandchildren, and a conversation about dying in childbirth Weekly Noodlism: “hit the nail on the head” Imagine the idiom, “hit the [...]
tRN062: Is My Name Victoria?
1/25/2011
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Duration: 41:33

Birthday stories because it was recently Daniel’s birthday. Jeremy’s birthday is coming up, so send your birthday wishes and funny birthday stories (or fictional if they involve Jeremy). Random Noodle Updates Daniel’s name isn’t Victoria Jeremy has something’s bugging him (photos courtesy of Jeremy’s Photos 365 project) Feedback / Ramen Noodle Experience Lots of happy-birthday [...]
tRN061: Soliciting Illegal Feedback
1/11/2011
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Duration: 47:57

Our and our listeners' funny Christmas and Thanksgiving stories.
tRN060: Somebody’s Unzipping Things
1/4/2011
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Duration: 46:48

Share your funny holiday stories with us! We respond to various feedback, talk about weird people, unzipped pants, new year’s resolutions, and iPhone alarms. Ramen Noodle song by Ryan Enk Hire Daniel to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph [...]
Happy New Year! No Episodes This Week
12/27/2010
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Duration: 1:56

We’re all taking time off for Christmas and New Year’s Day, so there will be no new episodes this week for Are You Just Watching?™, The Audacity to Podcast™, or the Ramen Noodle™. We’ll resume our regular live schedule on Monday, January 3. If you have any funny holiday (Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s Day) stories, [...]
tRN059: Unicorn Blender
12/22/2010
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Duration: 39:01

Merry Mother’s Day, despite the black bean soup. We had a blue Christmas that keeps on giving, and Sgt. Packet shares advice on Christmas. Hire Daniel to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio and [...]
tRN058: Overflowing John (featuring @JSteinklauber)
12/15/2010
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Duration: 38:54

John Steinklauber joins us as we laugh over toilets, horse shirts, Christmas for newlyweds, and, in other words, have a great time! Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows Hire Daniel to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to [...]
Interviewed by Andrew Johnstone on Podcast Squared (@podcastsquared)
12/3/2010
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Andrew Johnstone, from Podcast Squared, interviewed me just before my wedding and posted it the week of my wedding. I had forgotten to share this with you until recently. I sit down with Daniel Lewis from the Noodle.mx suite of podcasts to talk about God and how you should be thinking about him when you [...]
tRN057: Old Men Wearing Euro-Thongs (featuring @jwilkers)
12/1/2010
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Duration: 40:30

John Wilkerson joins to share stories of his almost-fame-in-a-towel, we talk about “add insult to injury,” broken high-school romance, and stories that may make you scream just like the intro! Hire Daniel to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph [...]
Stitcher Now Streams Noodle.mx Network Podcasts
11/30/2010
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I’m very pleased to announce that Stitcher, a program to stream audio content to your smartphone (iPhone, Android, BlackBerry, and even Palm), has welcomed the Noodle.mx Network podcasts into their directory! Are You Just Watching?™ is under “Movie Talk” and “Christianity” channels. The Audacity to Podcast™ is under “Media Industry” channel. the Ramen Noodle™ is [...]
tRN056: Happy Gratesgiving
11/23/2010
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Duration: 49:03

What are you grateful—er, thankful—for? We also talk about GetAddicted (think something sticky), police, cast iron, and more. Hire Daniel to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio and request an estimate. If you aren’t [...]
CONTEST: Win a Free Tron: Legacy Poster
11/22/2010
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Subscribe to the Noodle.mx Network email newsletter to be entered to win a free promotional poster for the upcoming Tron: Legacy.
tRN055: Plop on the Pitter-Patterer
11/16/2010
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Duration: 57:35

Humane mousetraps, familiar midgets, airplane traveling confusion, and more. Hire me to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio and request an estimate. If you aren’t able to hire Daniel, you can save money by shopping [...]
tRN054: Civically Naked
11/9/2010
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Duration: 52:55

It’s after Election Day in the United States and we gained an extra hour. We look back at a TRON: Legacy preview and poster giveaway. Then we theorize about the extra hour and what could have been done in it after Daylight Saving Time left us. Hire me to design stuff for you! Make your [...]
Please Nominate the Noodle.mx Network Podcasts in the 2010 Podcast Awards #pca10
11/8/2010
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Duration: 4:53

Your support of the Noodle.mx Network has been fantastic! We’re very happy to see from all of the positive feedback that you appreciate what we’re doing by providing critical thinking, podcasting and software skills, and making you laugh. You have also given us many suggestions and stories, too. Now, we come to you requesting a [...]
tRN053: Zombie Politicians
11/2/2010
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Duration: 53:38

RAWR! It’s a scary episode when we mix comedy, politics, and poop (usually only two of those are mixed). Don’t pass this episode! Hire me to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio and request [...]
tRN052: The Pants Were … Irrelevant?
10/26/2010
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Duration: 48:04

Are you cool enough to wave to motorcyclists while you’re on a horse? We remember more stories from Daniel’s wedding, Sgt. Packet’s brother is upset, and more. Hire me to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to view his portfolio [...]
tRN051: Funnymoon
10/19/2010
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Duration: 1:27:12

We raise the gorgeousness factor by welcoming Daniel’s wife into the podcast while Daniel, Jeremy, and Jenny tell funny stories of the night before and day of Daniel and Jenny’s wedding. Hire me to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit [...]
tRN050: Who’s Been Smoking Pot?
10/5/2010
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Duration: 51:00

Daniel is back from his wedding and honeymoon, Jeremy is also back but not so honeymooned. We share several of the funny events leading up to Daniel’s wedding. Hire me to design stuff for you! Make your message look great by hiring Daniel to personally design your website, presentation, podcast cover art, and more! Visit D.Joseph Design to [...]
tRN049: SchizoFlipperrhea
9/21/2010
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Duration: 42:41

We welcome Mike from Too Much Information Podcast and hear him tell funny stories about his honeymoon. We see dolphins. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great by [...]
tRN048: Just Add Hydrogen
9/14/2010
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Duration: 36:03

The man with the voice, Wayne Henderson of FringeCasting with Wayne and Dan, LostCasting, and more from MediaVoiceovers.com is our guest and he makes us laugh with funny, and dangerous, stories from his childhood in southern California. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you [...]
tRN047: Moontime
9/7/2010
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Duration: 48:24

Erik Fisher tells funny failed relationship stories while Daniel is recording from his honeymoon (not really). Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great by hiring me to personally design your [...]
tRN046: A Desecrated Noodle and UpChuck
8/31/2010
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Duration: 48:05

Our food-experimenting friend Chuck McKnight joins us and tells interesting stories about his weird food. Daniel is getting married this week, so this is a prerecorded episode. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring [...]
tRN045: Bees up Your Bonnet
8/24/2010
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Duration: 50:49

Single bees don’t buy houses, buy they can cause a single person to have trouble buying a house! This is our last live episode before Daniel’s wedding. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring [...]
tRN044: The Immortal Noodle
8/17/2010
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Duration: 40:08

Evil Phlegon blesses one of us with immortality, the codeword is meatloaf, and a wedding video came down to the wire and failed. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message [...]
tRN043: Boom!
8/10/2010
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Duration: 50:34

We’re running out of IP addresses, so the world is ending! Hear what else will happen as a result. Also, Sgt. Packet’s cousin had a nice TV spot! Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright [...]
tRN042: I Sound Like I’m Old … or a Dog
8/3/2010
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Duration: 56:27

WARNING: use the restroom before listening to this episode, especially if you have a long commute! Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great by hiring me to personally design your [...]
tRN041: It’s Just Like Refried Beans
7/27/2010
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Duration: 51:50

Jeremy brings the Weekly Noodlism and Daniel gets revenge. Warning: this episode may cause grossing-out between laughter. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great by hiring me to personally design [...]
tRN040: It Sounded Clean in My Head
7/20/2010
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Duration: 48:49

Apparently, words sound different in my mind than when they are spoken. Daniel is brought to tears describing his graduation ceremony. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great [...]
tRN039: Lookin’ Like a Fool While You’re Drivin’ on the Road
7/15/2010
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Duration: 53:02

We release some pressure by laughing about others’ (or maybe our own?) road rage, especially on other Cincinnati drivers. Please support our content We have expenses for our podcasts. Please look at these options for how you can support us by supporting our sponsors (or outright hiring me). Make your message look great by hiring [...]
tRN038: Which Is Me
6/29/2010
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Duration: 35:42

We talk about my new network, taking over other networks, taking over stories, and taking a potty break before swimming. Listen to our fun! Noodle.mx Network Our shows are now networked! If you subscribe to only the Ramen Noodle™, please check out my other podcasts: Are You Just Watching?™ and The Audacity to Podcast™. Random [...]
Live-Show Schedule (June 2010)
6/23/2010
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For now, here’s what I have decided for the schedule of our live shows: the Ramen Noodle™ live on Mondays at 8:00 p.m. (ET) The Audacity to Podcast™ live on Wednesdays at 8:00 p.m. (ET) Are You Just Watching?™ has yet to go on a live schedule, but we usually record our episodes on a [...]
tRN037: Live from PodCamp Ohio
6/22/2010
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Duration: 29:35

Once a year, in Columbus, Ohio, geeks and geek-wannabes congregate for a sacred gathering: PodCamp Ohio (blended with WordCamp Columbus). This was recorded in front of a live audience. We were happy to also have Erik J. Fisher join us, too. Random Noodle Update Daniel sang in a church and was not only not kicked [...]
Welcome!
6/16/2010
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This site is still very much in beta. We all already know what “beta” means—I want your feedback! Email me at feedback [at] CleanComedyPodcast [dot] com. In the meantime, I will continue to progressively enhance the site as I also launch The Audacity to Podcast™.
No Live Show Tonight, June 14 or June 21
6/14/2010
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With Pod3Word2Camp OhioColumbus this weekend, launching my new network, and launching a new podcast about podcast (The Audacity to Podcast™), I need extra to make sure everything is working—and existing. Instead of our regular live show next Monday night at 8:00 (ET), we’ll host a live show from PodCampWord Ohio32Columbus sometime on Saturday. As soon [...]
tRN036: Another One Rides the Bus
6/8/2010
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Duration: 58:24

iPhone 4 is fresh on our minds and in our hearts, but we still come to tell tales of onions, bus stations, bluetooth, Lost, and more! Random Noodle Update Daniel got locked on a bus in a scary bus station Jeremy had a boring week with nothing funny Upcoming: life after Lost In episode 36 sometime, we’ll [...]
tRN035: Enchilada Time Loop
6/2/2010
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Duration: 1:12:26

After eating Chick-Fil-A’s Spicy Chicken sandwich (very tasty, but they’re not a sponsor), we spice up the podcast by welcoming Daniel’s fiancée Jenny and we hear them tell the funny highlights of their romance. Random Noodle Update Daniel meets a gas-station addict Jeremy found “hands on the wheel” in FlashForward Fiancée Jenny met two little [...]
Relationship Advice live show moved to Tuesday, June 1
5/31/2010
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In honor of Memorial Day, our live show will not be Monday, May 31, but Tuesday, June 1 at 8:00 p.m. Please remember to send in your relationship questions or advice to contribute to the fun as Daniel's fiancée will be in the show. Send them to feedback@CleanComedyPodcast.com or call the listener voicemail line (903) 231-2221.
tRN034: I’m So Sorry About Lost
5/25/2010
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Duration: 35:32

Lost is over so Jeremy is binge-drinking again and I’m sorry that I apologize in this episode. Random Noodle Update My thumbs hurt after trying to fix my pool … with these thumbs! Upcoming: relationships and more Lost We have two things coming up! For episode 35 for Memorial Day, my Fiancée will join us [...]
Guys, Ever Wonder Why You Don’t Have a Lady?
5/19/2010
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Here’s one man’s hilariously thorough approach to explaining why he doesn’t have a girlfriend. Why don’t I have a girlfriend? This is a question that practically every male has asked himself at one point or another in his life. Unfortunately, there is rarely a hard and fast answer to the query. Many men try to [...]
tRN033: Tabasco Pizza Smoothie
5/18/2010
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Duration: 55:18

Oozing yardsales, satellites, jury duty, cooking, body spray, and more as we welcome Erik J. Fisher from WBR Show as our special guest. Random Noodle Updates Daniel’s yard sale and sunburn Jeremy’s tweet was turned into a comic with a large navel Erik is serving in jury duty—no tweets allowed Feedback! Someone wanted to eat [...]
Woot’s Hilarious Description of Lost TV Series
5/17/2010
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Woot.com’s T-shirt site offered this hilarious, but oddly accurate, description of <em>Lost</em>. Scared survivors of a plane crash. First they all fought each other. Then they had to organize against the mysterious forces of nature outside. Then they all fought each other. Then the Others showed up from outside. Then they all fought each other. [...]
How to Tick-Off People (or Appear Stupid)
5/14/2010
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Here’s a hilarious list of thirty-two ways to tick off people, or just seem stupid. If any of these are regular habits, then perhaps it’s time for you to re-evaluate some things. 28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing [...]
Come Hear Erik Fisher on Monday, May 17!
5/14/2010
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It’s not often that Erik Fisher gets asked back onto a podcast, but we’re part of a worldwide intenational galactic universally local campaign (WIGULC) to change that! “Join us back” live at 8:00 p.m. (Eastern) on Monday, May 17, as we turn the tides of humanity and welcome back Erik Fisher, whom you may know [...]
6 Classic Dishes Everyone Should Know How to Make
5/13/2010
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This is what everyone bachelor/ette needs! Six basic dishes to impress or survive beyond ramen noodles. Chicken noodle soup Meat lasagna Beef stew—I proposed to my now-fiancée after a homemade beef stew! Roast chicken Chili—not necessarily something to try to win a lady. But ladies, this may be a good one to win a guy! [...]
tRN032: Plot Holes
5/11/2010
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Duration: 59:51

We apologize in advance for whatever issues and episodes this episode causes you. You’ve been warned, now go listen! Random Noodle Update Daniel’s little sister saw his cordless mouse and said, “Maybe the farmer’s wife did cut off the tail with a butcher’s knife.” Jeremy spits phlegm in his arm Feedback! Evil Phlegon reviews Iron [...]
tRN031: Unweekly Lost Podcast, Episode 2
5/5/2010
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Duration: 51:35

It has been just over a year since we had our last annual, Unweekly Lost Podcast, so we decided to talk about Lost again before the series finale. Random Noodle Updates Loopy drive to PodCamp Cleveland More obnoxious “Pants on the Ground” Jeremy wants to kill me, but he can’t until he finds a loophole [...]
Welcome from PodCamp Cleveland!
5/1/2010
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Thanks for coming to my site! I hope that you’ll decide to connect with me and subscribe to my podcasts. If you visit that other, secret site I mentioned, subscribe there, too! If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then ask and I’ll let you in on the secret.
Welcome from Nobody’s Listening!
4/29/2010
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Thanks for jumping over hear to check out my podcast! You probably subscribe to Nobody’s Listening because you enjoy funny stories. So I hope that you’ll also subscribe to the Ramen Noodle™ for the same reason! Not having as much “life-experience” as James, Trevor, and John (meaning that we’re not grumpy old men, like they [...]
tRN030: Stuff a Sock in It
4/27/2010
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Duration: 56:16

Sips and Chalsa, more news from the flashsideways future, weird food, bringing balance to the universe, saving small towns with socks, and more rants about dishwashers. Random Noodle Updates Middle-of-nowhere church Sips and Chalsa for a my wedding registry My Mtn-Dew-powered YouTube video: Feedback and Ramen Noodle Experiences Email from nont-TV-Chuck about a peanut-butter-and-Jell-O sandwich [...]
tRN029: Marvin Died
4/20/2010
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Duration: 44:53

Karate tournament, car repairs, MacBooks, Charlie the Unicorn, a church with a USB port, and frozen-pizza leftovers. Random Noodle Updates Little boy in karate tournament says, “He broke my rib!” Jeremy had to pay big bucks to have his car fixed Feedback We finally have a segment theme or bumper! Justin calls in to do [...]
tRN028: Cloverfield Camping LAGHLAGHLAGHLAGHLAGH
4/13/2010
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Duration: 1:00:23

Baking a computer in the oven, Trololololo, camping horror story, bathroom towels, and the cat is still escaping from the bag! You should listen to this episode now! Random Noodle Updates I baked my Sager/Alienware notebook’s video card, but freeze your dying hard drive Jeremy had nothing interesting to say Feedback Wayne Henderson (from MediaVoiceOvers.com) [...]
tRN027: Texas-Fried Nerf
4/7/2010
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Duration: 57:45

We talk about awkward and embarrassing stories (including a bathroom mistake and tech support blunder), Nerf guns, and April Fools’ day. Although not a normal episode of the Ramen Noodle™, Jeremy and I hijacked The Thin Ice Podcast as part of an April-Fools’-Day prank among the members of the Christian New Media Group. Don’t worry; [...]
No Live Show Tonight
4/5/2010
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My computer video card died. So I don’t have a decent production PC anymore in my studio. Thus, there will be no live show tonight. However, we’ll still post an episode this week from our hijacking of the Thin Ice Podcast that we did for April Fools’ Day.
tRN026: Mac and Cheese with a Side of Children
4/1/2010
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Duration: 32:26

We have a super-special episode for you today! So listen now, or die later! In honor of April Fools’ Day, Justin from The Space Turtle and Charley from Cross Driven Radio sneaked into the Ramen Noodle™’s studio and—between short-sheeting his bed and installing DOS and Windows 3.1 on his studio PCs—they recorded a mock version [...]
tRN025: Colon Pee
3/23/2010
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Hilarity ensues as I welcome special guest Kathleen (a long-time friend and the roach lady from episode 10) and we ramble about a bunch of funny stuff, including letting the cat out of the bag, a previous Weekly Noodlism, the Slow-Food Movement, and a very special announcement. Random Noodle Updates Designing a “march specials” banner for [...]
No Live Show on March 15
3/13/2010
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There will be no live show on Monday, March 15. It won’t be delayed that week, it will just be skipped. It won’t be made up for, it will just be passed over. It won’t be mourned, it will be rejoiced. Believe me when I say that it’s not you, it’s me.
tRN024: 8 Tech Blunders
3/11/2010
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Duration: 37:35

Jack Bauer was not involved in this episode, but I do fly solo to tell you about my neighbor’s pool, a new look on Internet initialisms, eight of my tech blunders, and the important of going outside. Random Noodle Updates My neighbors finally got a cover for their fourth-generate pool and closed it—now that winter [...]
tRN023: Frog Legs (My War with Water, Part 2)
3/2/2010
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Duration: 42:36

Sunday school plagued with frogs, “locusts,” and kids; frog legs; pool plumbing gone terribly complicated; She Ra, Princess of Power; and bathroom noise. Ramen Noodle Updates Teaching Sunday school with frog and crickets Weekly Noodlism Frog legs? Nah, this one really fell apart. That’s why we need your help! Feature: pool plumbing nightmare Or “My [...]
tRN022: Guys Have Split-Ends, Too!
2/23/2010
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Duration: 36:07

Don’t buzz off. Run. Run to this podcast and listen to us celebrate Google Buzz with ideas for telling someone to “buzz off” and more. Random Noodle Updates Man snorts in church Lost dog poster with phone number on it Noodlism: “dumbfounded” Dictionary.com definition: “to make speechless with amazement; astonish.” Should mean “found dumb.” Feature: [...]
tRN021: The Zombie Noodle
2/16/2010
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Duration: 43:10

Not many undead noodle here, but we do have some feedback, several recent holidays, ideas for future Valentine’s Days, and tips for how to eat snow. Random Noodle Update Returning a big Nerf gun to the store, lady asks, “Is there only one?” Would I have the other one in my pocket? Charles Darwin day—February [...]
tRN020: Of Fleas and Phlegon
2/9/2010
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Duration: 50:32

Lost predictions came true, locked out of my car, French feedback, flea infestation, and leftovers and expiration dates. Come join the ceremonial twentieth episode, now with an indefinitely permanent cohost! Welcome, Jeremy (AKA “Phlegon”)! I’m pleased to announce that Jeremy has joined to now be my indefinitely permanent cohost! Please welcome him! Random Noodle Update [...]
Searching for the Right Social-Media Client, Part 1: What I Want
2/6/2010
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The Internet is full of sites, services, and desktop clients for Twitter, Facebook, and other social networks. But which is the right client to integrate these networks? I chose the word “right” for very specific reasons. Primarily, there is no perfect client, nor will there ever be. My search for the right client is a [...]
tRN019: Life, the Universe, and Lost
2/2/2010
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Duration: 39:20

Having a “Michael Jackson moment,” karate airline pilots, a caffeinless Jeremy, Alvin Chipmunk joins us, we discuss Lost theories, five uses for the Apple iPad, and the importance of shoelaces. Join the comedy! Here are the crickets I wanted Watch the Twilight: Modern Warfare 2 trailer: Please suggest a joke with the punchline of “There [...]
tRN018: The One with All the Singing
1/30/2010
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Duration: 46:00

My little sister sings from the restroom, a singing man gave me a ride after my car’s engine stopped singing, the sponge is for making your dishes sing, and we sing along to WBR Show‘s “Don’t Stop Your Tweeting.” Thanks to Jeremy for joining me again. Ramen Noodle Experience From Kory: I think I mentioned [...]
tRN017: Sour Milk, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny?
1/19/2010
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Duration: 45:38

I locked myself in my room with hand lotion, Jeremy about locked himself out of his locker, and Mike washing the butter with the dishes after dinner all told in the Random Noodle Update. My featured story is about my recent "sour" events in children's church. WARNING: milk was involved, and children under 21 shouldn't listen because we spoil Santa Claus. Speaking of spoilers, I also share about my new trend on Twitter that I call #BibleSpoilers. Check it out and join the fun!
tRN016: The Movie Sequels and Prequels of 2010
1/13/2010
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Duration: 30:48

We talk about what we expect to dread seeing in the theaters in 2010.
tRN015: Tofurkey Poop
12/25/2009
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Duration: 33:42

Erik Fisher from WBR Show joined me for a fun conversation about life, the universe, and tofurkey poop.
tRN014: Praying Over Doggy Vomit
12/16/2009
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Duration: 10:10

Don't feed your dog any soap-washed chicken, or it may just vomit all over the place!
tRN013: The Chicken Is Revolting
12/3/2009
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Duration: 15:39

Have you ever knowingly cooked bad chicken?
tRN012: Things to Be Thankful For (at Thanksgiving)
11/24/2009
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Duration: 31:01

Just before Thanksgiving, Jeremy joins me to talk about a Mac that sees dead people, a "piece of cake," "things to be thankful for," and what elite bachelor/ettes should avoid at Thanksgiving.
tRN011: The Google Noodle
11/17/2009
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Duration: 34:28

Crazy Google Voice transcriptions, parachutes at work, "persona non grata," "The Google Noodle," basic exercises, and "Don't Stop Your Tweeting" song.
tRN010: Top Ten Scariest Things for a Bachelor/ette
11/11/2009
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Duration: 43:09

"Romancing the Roaches," Walmart's moldy bagels and a song about them, "a shot in the arm," which direction to wash dishes, and "Top Ten Scariest Things for a Bachelor/ette."
tRN009: Ramen Noodle Experiences (RNX)
11/2/2009
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Duration: 25:53

What is a "Ramen Noodle Experience"? "Gives a leg up," rotten potatoes, cooking and dirty dishes, and more. All in this first weekly, live episode!
Special Announcement: Unscripted, Scheduled, and Live
10/22/2009
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Duration: 10:08

I've had it with the ridiculously huge amount of time it takes to produce a real the Ramen Noodle™ episode! Rather than give up or just keep putting it off, I'm throwing away the script, putting myself on a schedule, and inviting you to join me live!
Ramen Noodle T-shirt on Woot.com
10/2/2009
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This is priceless! Yes, it does also look a little like Japanese vomit. Almost Too Complicated Posted using ShareThis
Help Promote Us in CleanCasts.com
7/5/2009
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Are You Just Watching?™ is listed in the CleanCasts.com directory, which is a great place for more clean podcasts covering a variety of topics. Can you help us make the top-ten list? All you have to do is click the Clean Casts button below, and then clicking something that links back to our site would also be great.Thanks for your help!
Parkour vs. Park Bench—OUCH! (Random Noodle Update)
7/4/2009
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Duration: 11:42

While at PodCamp Ohio 2, I decided to practice some Parkour at the Ohio State University Campus. This didn't go as well as I had hoped.And please help promote the Ramen Noodle™ by clicking this button:
RNU: Stand-Up Comedy at B3 Show
6/24/2009
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Duration: 18:09

I should start Podcasters Anonymous for podcasters who need help not podfading. But I refuse to podfade, especially after speaking three times at PodCamp Ohio 2! In this update, I share my recording from a recent stand-up comedy performance at a local church.
Unweekly Lost Podcast 1 (maybe the only one!)
4/25/2009
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Duration: 47:01

Since Cliff and Stephanie of GSPN.tv didn't do their Weekly Lost Podcast this week, my friend Jeremy and I decided to fill in for them.
Random Noodle Update: I’m Wondering Who Has the Best Cream Soda
4/19/2009
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Duration: 12:53

Just me and my housebuddy comparing Natural Brew Vanilla Cream Soda with the incumbent A&W Sparkling Vanilla Cream Soda, and a challenge with a reward!
RNU: Call Me the Lord of the Rent
4/17/2009
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Duration: 12:12

Proper titles for me and the guy renting a room from me, an "on-a-whim" trip from Cincinnati to somewhere in New York, and why you shouldn't dive into toilets.
tRN008: The Puny Postal People
4/13/2009
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Duration: 16:58

Despite our country being "under new management," I've noticed no improvements to my daily life, so I'm calling for an impeachment … of the local post office people! I have three reasons.
RNU: Black Is Back—No, Wait! I’m Black! I Got My Black Belt!
3/27/2009
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Duration: 2:39

I hate to borrow a phrase from Digg, but it really applies here: "Title says it all." I passed my black belt test and I've included the recording that I had played while I performed a kata at the graduation ceremony.
RNU: I’m Geeking Out to Bring It Back In
3/16/2009
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Duration: 16:41

My return from hiatus, upcoming test for karate black belt, and the unboxing of my new audio equipment.
RNU: The Tea to Make Colds Worse
1/25/2009
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Duration: 4:58

A cup of tea during my cold that didn't go so well.
Upcoming: The Google Noodle
1/16/2009
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What's coming soon!
RNU: The Show Must Go On
1/12/2009
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Duration: 3:14

I have my third cold in two months, but because I'm insanely dedicated to my insanity, I decided that the show must go on! You may regret hearing how bad I sound when I have a cold.
RNU: A Moment of Silence for the Moment of Silence
1/2/2009
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Duration: 2:33

Join me as I celebrate and honor the potentially last moment of silence before my housemate arrives.
RNU: I’ll Have a Hamburger with My Grease, Please
11/30/2008
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Duration: 11:03

Grilling burgers on a skillet and answers for what to do with undesired ramen noodles seasoning packets.
RNU: They’re Not Charging Me for That!
11/22/2008
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Duration: 7:09

I was offered basic cable TV for free … but was it really free? This may be a little bit of a rant on a nonexistent soapbox, but maybe you'll enjoy it.
RNU: The Stuff I Do for Free Stuff
11/16/2008
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Duration: 6:13

I love freebies! But often, these freebies come at the price of a good story. Listen to a couple of my fun freebie experiences.
RNU: Sell-by Dates Need Much Better Names
11/8/2008
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Duration: 3:53

Sell-by dates, a secret just between you and me, and my peanut butter predicts the end of the world. Listen or download now!
tRN007: The True Election Solution
11/3/2008
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Duration: 13:43

With the elections at hand, I present the true solution for our nation's issues.
Today (a poem)
10/16/2008
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I know that you come to the Ramen Noodle™ looking for a laugh, and you can expect the return of that soon. But on this day, I want to post something a lot more personal and hopefully encouraging to you.
RNU: Six Money-Saving Summer Cooling Tips
7/9/2008
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Duration: 20:28

It's summer time and we all like to stay cool and yet save money. Listen to my friend Jeremy and me discuss six money-saving tips for keeping your home and yourself cool in the hot weather.
Welcome, Podcamp Ohio people!
6/28/2008
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Hey, everybody! Thanks for actually checking out my website. If you’re here from Podcamp Ohio, I hope that I got to meet you. In case you haven’t figured it out already, I’m on Twitter: twitter.com/theRamenNoodle. I’ll be back in the podcasting saddle this week.
RNU: Who Doesn’t Like MacGyver?
4/20/2008
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Duration: 5:48

To make ironing more masculine,and after considering a TV show question from the Hardcore Christian Gamer podcast, I started watching MacGyver for free through CBS’s website, and then Adobe Media Player. Join the fun: I referenced the garage-door incident of Episode 3 Need to review “elite bachelornessity“? MacGyver streaming on CBS.com Get Adobe Media Player [...]
RNU: April 12, 2008
4/13/2008
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Duration: 3:34

Introduction to the new show.
Five Rejected Names for a Single-Serving Meal Product
4/4/2008
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I love this list from 5ives.com: Quiet Evenings Me & the Kitties Lonesome Bites Monomunches Singles…for Life!
Bachelor Pad Theme Restaurant
4/3/2008
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Here’s a great idea from the daily Woot.com podcast: the Bachelor Pad Theme Restaurant (or direct link)! Brilliant and so perfect for the average bachelor out there.
Pizza-Box Tower (Garfield comic)
4/2/2008
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Sorry, I don’t have a pizza-box tower myself, but Jon did! From Garfield on GoComics.
tRN006: My War with Water, Part 1
3/31/2008
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Duration: 13:48

The first in a three-part series chronicling the desperate power struggle between me and the water in my life.
tRN004: Elite Bachelornessity
11/8/2007
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Duration: 8:25

There are many levels of bachelorhood. Let me explain one of them to you.
tRN003: Garage Door vs. Bathroom Scale
10/25/2007
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Duration: 11:47

A great idea, but poor execution.
tRN002: Keys Are for Sissies
10/18/2007
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Duration: 5:08

Have you every been locked out of your house?
tRN001: 2 Dish 2 Wash
10/11/2007
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Duration: 4:49

This is so classic of a story. Who hasn't made this mistake?

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