Unload with Madge & Dave

Episodes

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  Unload 64

  11/13/2011

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  Duration: 15:07

  Madge and Dave discuss where they've been, when they're coming back and why they were gone. Oh, and Madge lifts us up where we belong. (Week of November 7, 2011)

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  Classic Bonus Clip: Giving Thanks

  9/22/2011

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  Duration: 6:52

  Madge and Dave give thanks in their own back-handed compliment kind of way. (Originally from November 25, 2010)

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  Unload 63

  9/17/2011

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  Duration: 44:27

  Madge and Dave discuss Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Charlie Sheen, The Emmys, Big Brother, Star Wars and the Lion King (again). Also, another edition of Shut Up, I Don't Get Desperate Housewives and why Lost's Matthew Fox is an ass. Plus, why fantasy football is like a ponzi scheme, why Madge hates dumb people and why cats are evil. Oh, and Dave forgets all about the floats. (Week of September 12, 2011)

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  Classic Bonus Clip: Soap Operas, Life Problems

  9/15/2011

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  Duration: 4:54

  Madge and Dave decide their own life problems are nothing compared to the ones on soap operas. (Originally from the week of November 15, 2010)

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  Intervention 55

  9/14/2011

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  Duration: 10:10

  Madge and Dave intervene against the soda can tappers, food blowers, beer defoamers and nose juice rubbers. (Week of September 12, 2011)

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  Unload 62

  9/11/2011

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  Duration: 35:39

  Madge and Dave discuss Reese Witherspoon, Eddie Murphy, Back to the Future, Katie Couric, Sarah Jessica Parker, Oprah, Lady Gaga, Pauly D, Chris Harrison and Nick Swardson. Plus new features Shut Up! and Boring Interview Announcement of the Week. Also, garage sales, schweddy balls, contagious movies, paper cuts, warm nuts and idiotic competitive eating. Oh, and Madge coins the phrase 'treazzzzurrreeee.' (Week of September 5, 2011)

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  Classic Bonus Clip: Cruise Ships, First Dates

  9/8/2011

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  Duration: 5:58

  Madge and Dave discuss the gross factor of cruise ship vacations. Plus, Madge & Dave remember their first date. (Originally from the week of November 8, 2010)

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  Intervention 54

  9/7/2011

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  Duration: 9:12

  Madge and Dave ask Tori Spelling to stop showing up on reality shows other than her own. (Week of September 5, 2011)

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  Unload 61

  9/3/2011

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  Duration: 41:51

  Madge and Dave discuss Labor Day, Dancing with the Stars, James Franco, Jada Pinkett Smith, Mel B, Daryl Hannah, the villain from National Treasure and Star Wars. Also, punching bears, fashion trends for men, horrible jobs, bad hurricane names, laminated stuff and candy toppings. Plus features 'Alive or Dead Wilford Brimley Edition' and I Don't Get LeAnn Rimes. Oh, and Madge coins the phrase 'dizazz.' (Week of August 29, 2011)

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  Classic Bonus Clip: Lindsay Lohan

  9/1/2011

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  Duration: 7:21

  Madge and Dave discuss Lindsay Lohan and Madge answers listener questions. (Originally from the week of October 18, 2010)

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  Intervention 53

  8/31/2011

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  Duration: 8:22

  Madge and Dave speak volumes of interventionism to the ear defilers of the world. (Week of August 29, 2011)

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  Unload 60

  8/27/2011

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  Duration: 41:00

  Madge and Dave discuss hero Kate Winslet, Kris Jenner, Jim Carrey, Erik Estrada, George Lopez, Will Smith and Cynthia Nixon. Plus, new features 'What the Hell, Words?' and "Incontinence or Frank.' Also, corn nuts, sunflowers, this week's celebrity cell phone conversation and a listener unload from Jessica who is sick of the 'shoulder flirt.' Oh, and Dave eats kidney stones. (Week of August 22, 2011)

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  Classic Bonus Clip: Buddy the Lizard

  8/25/2011

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  Duration: 8:51

  Madge and Dave recount the classic, heart-warming story of Buddy the lizard. (Originally from the week of October 11, 2010)

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  Intervention 52

  8/24/2011

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  Duration: 8:15

  Madge and Dave ask the pseudo celebrity journalists and bloggers to take part in their own intervention. (Week of August 22, 2011)

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  Unload 59

  8/20/2011

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  Duration: 41:43

  Madge and Dave discuss President Obama, foursquare, Kim Kardashian, Abercrombie and Fitch, Liam Gallagher, Conan the Barbarian and Tom Cruise. Also, Classic Movie Moments, Barely Remembered, I Don't Get Oasis, and Gerard Depardieu's Incontinence Issues. Plus, baguettes, chinese food, turkey, penpals and why learning how to dive is stupid. Oh, and Madge sings off key. (Week of August 15, 2011)

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  Classic Bonus Clip: Restaurant Pricing

  8/18/2011

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  Duration: 5:25

  Madge and Dave read a listener unload from Renfro about random restaurant prices and discuss Brett Favre. (Originally from the week of October 4, 2010)

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  Intervention 51

  8/17/2011

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  Duration: 9:37

  Madge and Dave reserve a chair for the Extreme Seat Savers of the world. (Week of August 15, 2011)

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  Unload 58

  8/12/2011

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  Duration: 47:28

  Madge and Dave discuss George and Jennifer Lopez, Ashton and Hugh, Bewitched, Dirty Dancing, Ernie and Bert and American Idol. Also, people who ask hypothetical questions, why briefcases are dumb and a listener unload from Steve. Plus, new editions of Incontinence or Blank and I Don't Get Leighton Meester. Oh, and Madge and Dave eat off the floor. (Week of August 8, 2011)

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  Classic Bonus Clip: Putrid Breath

  8/11/2011

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  Duration: 4:56

  Madge and Dave read a listener unload from Amy about people with bad "putrid" breath. (Originally from the week of September 27, 2010)

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  Intervention 50

  8/10/2011

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  Duration: 10:26

  Madge and Dave ask Los Angeles non-icon Angelyne to put down the mini-skirt. (Week of August 8, 2011)

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  Unload 57

  8/6/2011

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  Duration: 45:54

  Madge and Dave discuss Bret Ratner, The Oscars, Jersey Shore, private stewardesses, Jerry Lewis, Chris Hansen and Planet of the Apes. Plus, new features Celebrity Haircut News, Underwhelming Celebrity Run-ins and Cereal Chat. Also, I Don't Get Halle Berry's daughter Nahla, cleaning with gas and urinal stickers. Oh, and Madge hates hay rides. (Week of August 1, 2011)

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  Intervention 49

  8/3/2011

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  Duration: 8:36

  Madge and Dave ask Nic Cage to have a seat and do some overacting in the Intervention chair. (Week of August 1, 2011)

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  Unload 56

  7/30/2011

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  Duration: 40:39

  Madge and Dave discuss Alex Trebek, Jesse James, Frank Darabont, Ian Somerhalder and his leatherback turtles. Also, glow in the dark dogs, family jewels, Big Brother 13 and complaining about Entourage. Plus, features Point Counterpoint, I Don't Get Piers Morgan, a debate on why corn cannot be digested and a Listener Unload from Elizabeth Laime. Oh, and Dave hates 'the Wave.' (Week of July 25, 2011)

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  Intervention 48

  7/27/2011

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  Duration: 9:15

  Madge and Dave boycott books. (Week of July 25, 2011)

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  Unload 55

  7/25/2011

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  Duration: 29:35

  Madge and Dave discuss Comic-Con, the Dalai Lama, James Franco, Beavis & Butthead, Captain America and Friends with Benfits. Plus, Jesus on a Walmart receipt, our issues with Costco and yet another edition of Incontinence or Blank. Oh, and Madge has her most random call-out evah. (Week of July 18, 2011)

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  Intervention 47

  7/20/2011

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  Duration: 8:12

  Madge and Dave tell Jonah Hill the secret to being funny. (Week of July 18, 2011)

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  Unload 54

  7/17/2011

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  Duration: 46:42

  Madge and Dave announce the winners of cozies, discuss the Unload Tattoo Challenge, Sherwood Schwartz, Emmy nominations, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony and Liza Minnelli. Also, Carmageddon and more overly-dramatic Los Angeles disasters, why revolving doors are lame, amateur hair cutters and clowns. Plus, new editions of Incontinence or BLANK and I Don't Get Orlando Bloom. Oh, and Madge coins the phrase 'Botocalypse.' (Week of July 11, 2011)

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  Intervention 46

  7/13/2011

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  Duration: 12:12

  Madge and Dave hold an Intervention for themselves and tell listeners how they can win $500. (Week of July 11, 2011)

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  Unload 53

  7/9/2011

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  Duration: 46:43

  The 1st Anniversary Show! Madge and Dave discuss one year of shows, give away crap and talk about Elizabeth Hurley, James Spader, Bono and the blind guy, Betty Ford and Big Brother 13. Also, Madge-pressions and I Don't Get Kellan Lutz.  Plus, over anniversary-ers, parking attendants and why does Papa John's keep sending me e-mails. Oh, and Madge gets face surgery. (Week of July 4, 2011)

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  Intervention 45

  7/6/2011

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  Duration: 10:32

  Madge and Dave ask people to stop drinking and buying. Especially when it comes to puppies. (Week of July 4, 2011)

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  Unload 52

  7/2/2011

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  Duration: 56:47

  Madge and Dave discuss Transformers 3, Big Brother 13, celebrity traffic tweeting, Milla Jovovich, Chris Hansen, Princess Diana of Whales and Tom Hanks. Also, Letters from Madge, Dave calls local establishments to try and get illegal fireworks and Ten Unrealistic Happenings on The Love Boat. Plus, Hello Kitty, air-tight cars, juicy yogurt and why UPS always loses to Fedex. Oh, and Madge sings patriotic songs. (Week of June 27, 2011)

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  Intervention 44

  6/29/2011

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  Duration: 8:29

  Madge and Dave have a heart to heart with the handkerchiefers of the world in this epic intervention of great proportion. (Week of June 27, 2011)

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  Unload 51

  6/25/2011

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  Duration: 42:34

  Madge and Dave discuss their one year anniversary show, Transformers 3, Justin Bieber, George Clooney, Fagilyu and Fagili and Carol Burnett. Also, Ten Unrealistic Happenings on The Brady Bunch, I Don't Get Cameron Diaz and imaginary friends. Plus, swerving to miss animals, why writing letters is so tiring and a detailed analysis of whether or not a deaf, dumb and blind kid could play pinball. Oh, and Madge and Dave get all alcoholic. (Week of June 20, 2011)

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  Intervention 43

  6/22/2011

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  Duration: 9:51

  Madge and Dave throw sorcerer's stones at the Harry Potter monstrosity. (Week of June 20, 2011)

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  Unload 50

  6/18/2011

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  Duration: 47:00

  Madge and Dave's 100th episode!  This week, our two favorite clips since the dawn of time, rioting Vancouverians, why Super 8 is not so super, Oscar insanity, pirate-themed home theaters, and the Japanese Poop Burger. Also, I Don't Get Jim Carrey, zombie Costco sample-givers and why The Human Centipede scares Dave.  Plus, why weight loss shows make us hungry. Oh, and Madge says smart things. (Week of June 13, 2011)

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  Intervention 42

  6/15/2011

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  Duration: 10:28

  Madge and Dave hate whales. Join the club. (Week of June 13, 2011)

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  Unload 49

  6/11/2011

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  Duration: 42:05

  Madge and Dave discuss politics (sort of), food poisoning, circumcision, Russell Crowe, Ice-T, Alec Baldwin and how Will.i.am keeps forgetting his own lyrics. Plus, Madge Libs, Incontinence or BLANK and I Don't Get Shia LaBeouf. Also, papercuts, half-a-stick-of-gummers, magazine subscription cards and an incoherent listener unload. Oh, and Madge decides to carry a midget in a backpack. (Week of June 6, 2011)

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  Unload 48

  6/4/2011

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  Duration: 38:48

  Madge and Dave discuss hair gel, Ellen Pompeo, barber biters, Scarlett Johansson and X Men First Class.  Plus, Incontinence or BLANK, I Don't Get Kaley Cuoco, auto nodders, hating toile and a listener unload from a saliva lover. Oh, and Madge and Dave replace a heart with a ham. (Week of May 30, 2011)

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  Intervention 41

  6/1/2011

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  Duration: 10:07

  Madge and Dave unsheath an Intervention on the nether regions of The Hangover, Part 2. (Week of May 30, 2011)

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  Unload 47

  5/28/2011

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  Duration: 44:59

  Madge and Dave discuss Scotty McCreery, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan and vacuums, Hugh Laurie's singing career and The Hangover 2. Plus, Incoherent Listener E-mails, Incontinence or BLANK and I Don't Get Sandra Oh. Also, Dave's trip to the UK, writing better signs for the homeless and a listener unload from Kale. Oh, and Madge remembers a dead raccoon. (Week of May 23, 2011)

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  Intervention 40

  5/25/2011

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  Duration: 9:49

  Madge and Dave take a dip into the aquarium-filled intervention waters. (Week of May 23, 2011)

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  Unload 46

  5/20/2011

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  Duration: 36:47

  Exclusive unearthed never-before-heard episode of Unload with Madge and Dave from December 1984. (Week of December 3, 1984)

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  Intervention 39

  5/18/2011

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  Duration: 10:25

  Madge and Dave hold an intervention for the magicians of the world and contract a very serious case of 'magicuenza.' (Week of May 16, 2011)

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  Unload 45

  5/14/2011

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  Duration: 46:53

  Madge and Dave discuss Ashton Kutcher, George Michael, Bristol Palin, the smell in Toronto and the monstrous Will Smith trailer in New York. Also, new feature 'Incontinence or BLANK' and returning feature I Don't Get Hugh Grant. Plus, moldy cheese, big useless key chains and people who don't have call waiting.  Oh, and Dave explains the rules of Super Password. (Week of May 9, 2011)

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  Intervention 38

  5/11/2011

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  Duration: 10:37

  Madge and Dave furiously intervene against Vin Diesel. (Week of May 9, 2011)

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  Unload 44

  5/7/2011

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  Duration: 47:15

  Madge and Dave discuss their true identities (sort of), Starsky's irrational stalker, Seattle phonebooks, Ice-T, Susan Boyle and porn, Nikki Cox and bad baby naming and Thor. Also, I Don't Get Kirsten Dunst, jockeys, how to kill a lobster, and how cults can do a better job at selling themselves. Plus, J.D. and Thunder from Stack of Dimes call in to unload about cupcakes. Oh, and Madge coins the new phrase 'horze.' (Week of May 2, 2011)

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  Intervention 37

  5/4/2011

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  Duration: 10:46

  Madge and Dave sniff out the over-cologner and intervene. (Week of May 2, 2011)

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  Unload 43

  4/30/2011

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  Duration: 44:04

  Madge and Dave discuss their new music, Shazam, the Royal Wedding, spooky Vampire Diaries, January Jones and S.E.T.I. being shut down. Also, new feature The Unload Conversion, I Don't Get Liza Minelli, zippers, ankle tats and why hip food trucks are pulling the wool over our eyes. Plus, Superman renounces his citizenship. Oh, and Madge and Dave roast Asaad Kelada. (Week of April 25, 2011)

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  Special Announcement

  4/28/2011

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  Duration: 8:57

  Madge and Dave make a very special announcement about the future of the show. (April 28, 2011)

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  Intervention 36

  4/27/2011

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  Duration: 9:10

  Madge and Dave rake the game of Monopoly over the hot coals of Intervention. (Week of April 25, 2011)

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  Unload 42

  4/24/2011

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  Duration: 43:33

  Madge and Dave discuss their new show tagline, new T-shirts and challenge listeners to decide between Stephen Hawking and Shazam. Plus, American Idol, unicorns, origami toilet paper, harmonicas, an update on the water bottle sabateur and more couch cusion eating freaks. Returning features include 'Madge Remembers' and 'I Don't Get Audrina.' Oh, and Madge alerts the public about the poisonous jelly bean. (Week of April 18, 2011)

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  Intervention 35

  4/20/2011

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  Duration: 10:51

  Madge and Dave ask the Black Eyed Peas to refrain from opening their own school in NYC in addition to shutting up. (Week of April 18, 2011)

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  Unload 41

  4/16/2011

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  Duration: 41:30

  Madge and Dave discuss Condoleeza Rice, the Verizon Guy, the demise of soap operas, toddlers being served alcohol and the S.F. man who caught fire in a porn shop. Plus, new feature "Madge Remembers..." and I Don't Get...Paul Reiser. Plus, making a better prosthetic leg, living with apes and a listener unload about Thumb Wars. Oh, and Dave does his best Neil Diamond. (Week of April 11, 2011)

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  Intervention 34

  4/13/2011

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  Duration: 9:10

  Madge and Dave team up with Sarah from Wisconsin on an intervention with the Cake Boss himself. (Week of April 11, 2011)

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  Unload 40

  4/9/2011

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  Duration: 39:11

  Madge and Dave celebrate the big 4-0 and discuss Donald Trump, Jersey Shore, bank robberies, Khloe Kardashian, gay cavemen and George Lucas' daughter's MMA fighting career.  Also, American Idol, wine snobs and a listener unload from Aaron Roden of Air-Raid.net. Plus, features 'I Don't Get Russell Brand' and yet another favorite movie moment, reinacted. Oh, and Dave complains about underwater tea parties. (Week of April 4, 2011)

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  Intervention 33

  4/6/2011

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  Duration: 7:21

  Madge and Dave give Stephen Hawking's virtual voice a talking to. (Week of April 4, 2011)

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  Unload 39

  4/2/2011

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  Duration: 44:04

  Madge and Dave welcome Party of Five/7th Heaven star Jeremy London to the show for his celebrity unload. Also, they discuss the new website, introduce the Arnold Update and new feature 'Our Favorite Moments from Movies Reinacted." Plus, Betty White, Snooki, disgusting commercials, Silly Putty, loud sneezers and I Don't Get Tom Hanks. Oh, and Madge and Dave realize that Jim Nabors is still alive. (Week of March 28, 2011)

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  Intervention 32

  3/30/2011

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  Duration: 8:28

  Madge and Dave ask Sly Stallone to rethink his own clothing line based on Rocky and Rambo.  (Week of March 28, 2011)

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  Unload 38

  3/26/2011

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  Duration: 34:45

  Madge and Dave discuss Chris Brown, Elizabeth Taylor, Zsa Zsa Gabor and the bikini-clad woman who tore up a Burger King. Plus, we discuss GE's new Prince William fridge, the woman who hid cash and pills in her privates, why the witness protection program stinks and why taking pills needs to be more pleasurable. Also, I Don't Get Uma Thurman and Stupid-Head Dave. And Madge coins the phrase 'purgina.' (Week of March 21, 2011)

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  Intervention 31

  3/23/2011

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  Duration: 9:56

  Madge and Dave intervene with the infamous person who invented ambrosia salad.  (Week of March 21, 2011)

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  Unload 37

  3/19/2011

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  Duration: 45:04

  Madge and Dave welcome Celebrity Unloader and comedy legend Jerry Stiller. Plus, Pete Wentz gets a haircut, Mel Gibson gets booked, Billy Ray calls off the divorce and Facebook is causing them. Also, features "Yes, They're Still Alive, Ernest Borgnine Edition" and I Don't Get Zac Efron. Oh, and Madge and Dave refuse to wear green. (Week of March 14, 2011)

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  Intervention 30

  3/16/2011

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  Duration: 9:36

  Madge and Dave wonder aloud just exactly what friends are for...and why Dionne Warwick is being so darn nasty.  (Week of March 14, 2011)

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  Unload 36

  3/12/2011

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  Duration: 41:48

  Madge and Dave discuss the Unload 5K walk/run for charity, Justin Timberlake, Tarantino, Spiderman and Survivor. Also, new features "Yes, They're Still Alive" and "I Don't Get How The Real World Keeping Pulling Us In To Watch Drunk 20 Year Olds." Plus, the mystery behind wet almonds, the best ways to die and a listener unload from Ashley. Oh, and Madge can't remember the word "embargo." (Week of March 7, 2011)

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  Intervention 29

  3/9/2011

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  Duration: 8:11

  Madge and Dave craft a sitdown with the scrap-crappers of the world. (Week of March 7, 2011)

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  Unload 35

  3/5/2011

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  Duration: 40:32

  Madge and Dave discuss the FIRST rule of Weekly Unload (you do NOT talk about Charlie Sheen), unload about Courtney Love, Mike Tyson, Dancing with the Stars and Ralph Macchio. Also, new feature 'Comical Nostradomical", a look at this week's new movies and 'I Don't Get Scarlett Johansson.' Plus, why we don't need birds, why we wish Dave could wear an eye patch and a listener unload from Jules. Oh, and Madge sits on a pee-pee pad. (Week of February 28, 2011)

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  Intervention 28

  3/2/2011

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  Duration: 10:27

  Madge and Dave sit down the famous TV warlock, Charlie Sheen, and um, try to find the words. (Week of February 28, 2011)

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  Unload 34

  2/25/2011

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  Duration: 39:05

  The 1st Annual Unload Awards. Madge and Dave welcome you to the biggest awards show this week, where they'll be announcing which clips from the last 70 episodes will be walking away with the coveted Unloadie. Also, don't miss the exclusive Barbara Walters' interview with Madge and Dave after the show. (Week of February 21, 2011)

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  Intervention 27

  2/23/2011

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  Duration: 8:59

  Madge and Dave sit down Pamela Anderson and her obsession with saving the monkeys and suggest she take a healthy dose of "serepherin". (Week of February 21, 2011)

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  Unload 33

  2/19/2011

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  Duration: 35:18

  Madge and Dave discuss Rod Stewart, Cameron Diaz' man arms, how robots are going to take over Jeopardy and the Earth, John Mayer and new feature 'The Kardashians Made $65 Million Last Year...Whaaaat!? Also, the dirt on washcloths, why the term 'robbers' needs to be updated and why NCIS doesn't deserve to be a top TV show. Oh, and Dave answers everything in the form of a question. (Week of February 14, 2011)

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  Intervention 26

  2/16/2011

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  Duration: 7:23

  Madge and Dave and "Cranky Cashier Lady" spend some quality time with each other. (Week of February 14, 2011)

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  Unload 32

  2/12/2011

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  Duration: 38:22

  The Valentine's Day Episode! Madge and Dave discuss Mr. Mubarak, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Footloose, Scientology and Katie Couric. Also, new features Madge in a Minute and 'Why We Love Sandra Bullock.' Plus the Pepto Bismol Point Counterpoint debate, the things we'd love the other person to stop doing and a listener unload from Scott. Oh, and Madge gets all Nostradamusy. (Week of February 7, 2011)

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  Intervention 25

  2/9/2011

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  Duration: 7:52

  Madge and Dave hold an intervention for 'Fancy Restaurant Piano Player Who Doesn't Play Fancy Music." (Week of February 7, 2011)

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  Unload 31

  2/5/2011

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  Duration: 39:35

  Madge and Dave discuss their Superbowl predictions, Miley Cyrus' new tat, Anderson Cooper getting his butt kicked and try to figure out why Christina Aguilera looks orange. Also, germy hot tubs, gymnastics, Peabo Bryson and I Don't Get Neve Campbell. Oh, and Madge does the 'Sling Blade.' (Week of January 31, 2011)

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  Intervention 24

  2/2/2011

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  Duration: 8:23

  Madge and Dave sit down 150,000 people and give them an intervention so good they might actually want to watch it on YouTube. (Week of January 31, 2011)

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  Unload 30

  1/29/2011

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  Duration: 39:28

  Madge and Dave discuss Canada, Oscar nominations, Will Smith's lack of any new movie ideas, Charlie Sheen's hernia and Taco Bell's meat. Also, new feature 5 Seconds About Our Previous Feature 10 Seconds About Sundance, I Don't Get Charo and couch forts. Oh, and Madge has some pretty strong opinions about the Moon. (Week of January 24, 2011)

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  Intervention 23

  1/26/2011

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  Duration: 5:47

  Madge and Dave give Pete Wentz a Hair-tervention. (Week of January 24, 2011)

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  Unload 29

  1/22/2011

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  Duration: 34:37

  Madge and Dave unveil the world premiere of their new swanky theme song, disect American Idol, introduce the new segment 10 Seconds About Sundance and unleash The Greatest Unimportant Story Ever. Also, Anne Hathaway as Catwoman, I Don't Get Ethan Hawke and a listener unload about coffee table books. Oh, and Dave won't ever be an astronaut. (Week of January 17, 2011)

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  Intervention 22

  1/19/2011

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  Duration: 10:38

  Madge and Dave sit down the most annoying form of currency on the face of the Earth. (Week of January 17, 2011)

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  Unload 28

  1/15/2011

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  Duration: 41:36

  Madge and Dave complain about the new astrological signs, marvel at Kelsey Grammer's crossdressing and Ted Williams bad luck and generally don't get Taylor Lautner. Also, Madge and Dave's Official Golden Globes Pre-Cap, the dangers of self-diagnosis with WebMD and mountain climber key chains. Plus, a cryptic listener unload from Ashley. Oh, and Madge sings the Facts of Life. (Week of January 10, 2011)

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  Intervention 21

  1/12/2011

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  Duration: 9:25

  Madge and Dave have a heart to heart talk with Annoyingly Persistent You Gotta Taste My Food Person. (Week of January 10, 2011)

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  Unload 27

  1/9/2011

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  Duration: 38:08

  Madge and Dave discuss American Idol, dead birds and Kirk Cameron, Britney Spears' personal hygiene, Starbucks' new logo and the homeless guy with the radio announcer's voice. Also, new feature 'Wasn't There A Solar Eclipse The Other Day?" Plus, personal unloads on Vegas, nose pores, pockets and a listener unload from Lisa. Oh, and Madge coins a whole new set of catchy phrases. (Week of January 3, 2011)

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  Intervention 20

  1/5/2011

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  Duration: 9:45

  Madge and Dave sit down Bob DeNiro and tell him to shut the back door (which is a phrase that will change all of your lives). (Week of January 3, 2011)

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  New Years Eve Special

  1/1/2011

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  Duration: 54:54

  Madge and Dave celebrate the new year with an extended edition. This week, they agree to never ever discuss Randy Quaid, the Chilean Miners, Kate Gosselin, Jet Blue's Steven Slater, Double Rainbow and The Event. Also, new year resolutions include the avoidance of Starbuck's Salted Caramel drinks, saying 'dude', binge eating and using paper towels to open up the inside of a public bathroom door. Finally, a listener unload from Suzanne, who gives Madge and Dave a piece of her meteorologist mind. (Week of December 27, 2010)

• Unload in the News

  12/29/2010

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  As if the presents under the tree (and the phone calls and well wishes from our listeners) weren't enough, our friends at 425 Magazine chose to highlight Unload with Madge & Dave as a part of their Inside Scoop section in their January/February issue of the glossy mag. If you happen to live in the [...]

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  Holiday Special

  12/25/2010

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  Duration: 39:07

  Madge and Dave celebrate life (sort of) in this heart-warming Holiday Special. Don't miss Madge and Dave's Top 10 Worst Holiday Gifts, I Don't Get neighborhoods that light up their houses, and a deep analysis of bad lyrics in Christmas songs. Also, the darker side of egg nog, cookies, ham and a Listener Unload from Fabe about the infamous Elf on the Shelf. Oh, and Dave figures out a sure fire way to get Madge to stop singing. (Week of December 20, 2010)

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  Audio Advent 06

  12/24/2010

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  Duration: 9:00

  Madge and Dave get into the Christmas Eve spirit by suggesting the total and complete eradication of Santa Claus. (December 24, 2010)

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  Audio Advent 05

  12/23/2010

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  Duration: 13:37

  Madge and Dave question the experience necessary to be a weatherperson or meteorologist. (December 23, 2010)

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  Intervention 19

  12/22/2010

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  Duration: 8:45

  Madge and Dave double-fist the interventions this week by sitting down a woman who eats toilet paper as well as the Queen of England. (Week of December 20, 2010)

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  Audio Advent 04

  12/21/2010

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  Duration: 15:40

  Madge and Dave unload about a world of stink. (December 21, 2010)

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  Audio Advent 03

  12/20/2010

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  Duration: 10:19

  Madge and Dave debate the ludicrously unrealistic rules of Rock, Paper, Scissors. (December 20, 2010)

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  Audio Advent 02

  12/19/2010

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  Duration: 15:50

  Dave takes some time out from the day to ask Madge a slew of questions that will make you question his sanity and yet warm the cockles of your heart. (December 19, 2010)

• Here Come the Holidays

  12/19/2010

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  If you listen to the show, you know I love me some non-housekeeping, housekeeping. And so in an attempt to keep all you web-surfers & listeners in the loop, Madge and I wanted to make sure you knew about all the cool Unload goodness coming your way this week. Oh, and unveil the cool new [...]

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  Audio Advent 01

  12/18/2010

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  Duration: 7:10

  Madge and Dave's first daily episode leading up to Christmas focuses on those Nutcrackers we call Male Ballet Dancers. (December 18, 2010)

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  Unload 24

  12/18/2010

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  Duration: 33:32

  Madge and Dave discuss Scarlett, Ryan, Zach and Vanessa as well as the fact that we thought Larry King was already dead. Also, brand new feature "Oscar Un-Watch 2010" and "I Don't Get Winona Ryder." Also, why you should stop giving food for holiday gifts, why you should stop asking people what they're doing for Christmas and how Starbucks is the great equalizer. Also, a listener unload from Darrell who can't stand the pesca-vegans. Oh, and Madge senses a bridge over troubled water. (Week of December 13, 2010)

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  Intervention 18

  12/15/2010

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  Duration: 9:34

  Madge and Dave tell Cher to fix her nipples. (Week of December 13, 2010)

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  Unload 23

  12/11/2010

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  Duration: 37:27

  Madge and Dave discuss Miley and the bong, the Royals of England, a slew of movies not to see and the return of the highly entertaining but questionably informative 'This Week in Politics.' Also, Madge and Dave don't get Kate Gosselin, an indepth discussion of back tats, Dawson's Creek where are they now and a listener unload from Bitterest Pill's Dan Klass. Oh, and Madge chooses Dave over a million listeners. (Week of December 6, 2010)

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  Intervention 17

  12/8/2010

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  Duration: 11:04

  Madge and Dave get to a slew of pre-holiday mini-Interventions. For you. The listeners. (Week of December 6, 2010)

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  Unload 22

  12/5/2010

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  Duration: 37:51

  Madge and Dave take on Taylor Swift, document the Today Show jumping the shark, discuss the new celebrity lip sync phenom that includes Judd Nelson and Robert Englund and introduce the new segment 'This Week in Politics.' Also, why 10 Items or Less lines in supermarkets should be adhered to, why pipecleaners are useless and a listener unload from Jackie about why toothpicks are too gross to handle. Oh, and Dave is afraid of triathalons. (Week of November 29, 2010)

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  Intervention 16

  12/1/2010

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  Duration: 10:56

  Madge and Dave sit the idiots who chose James Franco and Anne Hathaway as the next hosts of The Oscars down and give them a firm talking to. (Week of November 29, 2010)

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  Unload 21

  11/25/2010

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  Duration: 33:54

  The Thanksgiving Episode! Madge and Dave take the time to share what they're thankful for in a very Unload-ish kind of way. Just some of the things include: tryptophan, quickly-closing elevator doors, teeth whitening trays, sampler platters, Real Housewives, the lack of rotary dial telephones, DirecTV and more. Oh, and Madge sings again. (Week of November 22, 2010)

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  Intervention 15

  11/23/2010

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  Duration: 7:40

  Madge and Dave sit down solicitors to give them a slap in the face. Oh, and Dave wastes their time on the phone in a hilarious clip we like to call Dave versus American Express. (Week of November 22, 2010)

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  Unload 20

  11/20/2010

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  Duration: 34:59

  Madge and Dave discuss The Royal Engagement, being over Glee, Movember, the location of the prostate and yet another edition of I Don't Get...Jodie Foster. Also, Dave complains about fruit squeezers, Madge complains about rotting pumpkins and they both marvel at this week's listener unload about people who like to hold their breath. Oh, and Madge gets her Starbucks on. (Week of November 15, 2010)

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  Intervention 14

  11/17/2010

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  Duration: 9:12

  Madge and Dave sit down the director of The Last Airbender and talk some sense into his self-obsessed little head. (Week of November 15, 2010)

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  Unload 19

  11/13/2010

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  Duration: 40:09

  Madge and Dave discuss New Kids on the Block, the whereabouts of Jennifer Aniston, Kanye West, Matt Lauer, Eddie Munster and The Walking Dead. Also, UFOs, weak handshakes, Thanksgiving and us not getting Dermot Mulroney. And the Game Night Guys call in with an unload about racist Band-Aids. Oh, and Madge has still got some symptoms. (Week of November 8, 2010)

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  Intervention 13

  11/10/2010

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  Duration: 8:21

  Madge and Dave throw caution to the wind and talk some smack about pharmacists who think they're all that. (Week of November 8, 2010)

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  Unload 18

  11/7/2010

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  Duration: 26:46

  Madge is sick. So Dave does his best to take Unload fans on a trip-tastic look back at the first 30 episodes of the show. Some gems include Madge and Dave discussing their own personal bed-wetting, eating out of the garbage, the over usage of OMG in society and those annoying corner-tossing sign flippers. Oh, and Dave sounds like he's getting sick, too. (Week of November 1, 2010)

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  Intervention 12

  11/3/2010

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  Duration: 8:54

  Madge and Dave hold an intervention for "crazy dishwasher rules guy" or as we affectionately refer to this person, Dave's Mom. Oh, and one last word about the Quaids. (Week of November 1, 2010)

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  Unload 17

  10/30/2010

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  Duration: 39:11

  Madge and Dave discuss "too much" Halloween, why Sex and the City 2 and Mariah Carey scare us, Justin Timberlake's affairs and introduce the new segment "I Don't Get Taylor Swift." Also, Atkins bars, anal leakage, the Guinness Book of World Records, and a listener unload about IKEA from Girls Out Loud's Maya and Cristina. Oh, and Dave is seeing imaginary raccoons running through the kitchen. (Week of October 25, 2010)

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  Intervention 11

  10/27/2010

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  Duration: 9:07

  Madge and Dave intervene the crazy drug-fueled madness of one Charlie Sheen...and moustaches. (Week of October 25, 2010)

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  Unload 16

  10/23/2010

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  Duration: 34:07

  Madge and Dave discuss the "tooth dander" sadness, President Obama's jumping of the shark, Jersey Shore, Justin Bieber and The Hangover 2. Also, Dave complains about the over-usage of the phrase OMG, Madge is sick of the political signs everywhere and cats...well, they suck. Oh, and Madge makes some really moist chicken breast. (Week of October 18, 2010)

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  Intervention 10

  10/20/2010

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  Duration: 10:01

  Madge and Dave hold an intervention for a "famous" Hollywood couple who are long overdue. (Week of October 18, 2010)

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  Unload 15

  10/16/2010

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  Duration: 34:40

  Madge and Dave discuss the Chilean miner rescue, celebrity news announcers, Oprah going fly fishing, the Courtney and David break-up, Twitter-sitcoms, people getting married in McDonald's and the Madge and Dave Disney Cruise. Also, why we must not let the plumbers win, free food scavengers in the workplace and an e-mail unload from listener Benson (not THAT Benson). Oh, and Dave admits to eating out of the garbage. (Week of October 11, 2010)

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  Intervention 09

  10/13/2010

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  Duration: 7:59

  Madge and Dave sit down "crappy Halloween candy giver" for an Intervention just in time for the creepy holidays. (Week of October 11, 2010)

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  Unload 14

  10/9/2010

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  Duration: 36:14

  Madge and Dave discuss Two and a Half Men, Harry Potter, Eminem's ability to rhyme (not), how stars are just like us, Michael Bolton in the dog house and how much it would take for us to soil our drawers. Also, listener Liz unloads about cancelled TV shows and Madge and Dave lament over the lunacy of piano lessons and why vampires and the Ford Fiesta do not go well together. Oh, and Madge has got food in her teeth. (Week of October 4, 2010)

• The New Madge and Dave iPhone App

  10/8/2010

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  It's true. Your life is about to change for the better. Effective immediately, you can now get your grubby little iPhone, iPad or iPod Touch hands on the Official "Unload with Madge and Dave" app. The application, available here gives you access to every single episode of Unload without you ever having to do any [...]

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  Intervention 08

  10/6/2010

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  Duration: 6:43

  Madge and Dave have a true heart to heart talk with 'raisin-toting in a Tupperware container guy". (Week of October 4, 2010)

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  Unload 13

  10/2/2010

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  Duration: 31:57

  Madge and Dave welcome Criminal Minds' star Joe Mantegna to the show, discuss The Social Network, JK Rowling, Nick Lachey's shower habits, sore-loser Michael Bolton and, yes, Joaquin Phoenix. Also, listener Doji Girl calls foul, six degrees of Kevin Bacon, and why Flintstones chewable vitamins are just like candy. Oh, and Madge coins the phrase 'tossing schizters". (Week of September 27, 2010)

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  Intervention 07

  9/29/2010

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  Duration: 5:57

  Madge and Dave sit down the entire population of Los Angeles and get to some "interventionizing". (Week of September 27, 2010)

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  Unload 12

  9/25/2010

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  Duration: 30:42

  Madge and Dave discuss Fall TV premieres, the founder of Facebook, Lindsay Lohan's new mugshot, The Facts of Life and (once again) Joaquin Phoenix. Dave obsesses over calories in a piece of gum, cars with dents and a bra that turns into a gas mask while Madge shuts down the milk man. Oh, and Madge sings the wrong lyrics to the theme song from Growing Pains. (Week of September 20, 2010)

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  Intervention 06

  9/22/2010

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  Duration: 6:17

  Madge and Dave sit down a few reality shows and give them the trademark Unload intervention smackdown. (Week of September 20, 2010)

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  Unload 11

  9/19/2010

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  Duration: 30:20

  Madge and Dave discuss Oprah, the Russell Brand smackdown, Kim Kardashian staying "true to herself", the tornado in New York City and unveil their new feature The Joaquin Phoenix Check-In. Also, Dave complains about people who talk on their cell phones in bathrooms and crossword puzzles while Madge complains about Dave's obsession with Legos. And listener Missy writes in with an unload on retail sales folk. Oh, and Madge and Dave try to build their Amish audience. (Week of September 13, 2010)

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  Intervention 05

  9/15/2010

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  Duration: 6:25

  Madge and Dave get all "galactic" on someone's butt in the weekly intervention. (Week of September 13, 2010)

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  Unload 10

  9/11/2010

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  Duration: 31:09

  Madge and Dave discuss their upcoming mystery celebrity unloader, Entourage, Joaquin Phoenix, Madonna on the subway and depressingly, Justin Beiber. Dave discusses not wanting to squish spiders, Madge laments over airplane bathrooms and the two of them debate how far you can safely stick a Q-Tip into your ear. Also, listener Kelly bags on Lance Armstrong wannabes. Oh, and Madge and Dave figure out they are just like you. (Week of September 6, 2010)

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  Intervention 04

  9/7/2010

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  Duration: 5:06

  Madge and Dave put out some muffins and coffee and hold an intervention for "corner flipping sign guy". (Week of September 6, 2010)

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  Unload 09

  9/4/2010

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  Duration: 32:36

  Madge and Dave discuss American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, The Susan Boyle Coefficient and the fact that Drew Barrymore drives Madge so mad that she compares her to a very unflattering movie character. Also, some stories from the high school reunion, suggestions on how to name hurricanes so they don't sound so lame and a call from listener Rosemary who is more relaxed than anyone we've ever met. Oh, and Madge has got dead toe. (Week of August 30, 2010)

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  Intervention 03

  9/1/2010

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  Duration: 9:25

  Madge and Dave sit down SNL Emmy winner Betty White for the end-all be-all of old actor interventions. (Week of August 30, 2010)

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  Unload 08

  8/27/2010

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  Duration: 28:03

  Madge and Dave take a break from their normal crybabying to call a cross section of America and find out what's bothering them. Among America's crybabies are Matthew at Starbucks, Judy at Safeway, Jaran at the supermarket bakery and some really annoyed girl from Baskin Robbins. Oh, and Madge coins the phrase "giblin'". (Week of August 23, 2010)

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  Intervention 02

  8/25/2010

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  Duration: 5:45

  Madge and Dave sit down "well-dressed, articulate, professional cat lady" for a no-holds barred intervention. (Week of August 23, 2010)

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  Unload 07

  8/21/2010

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  Duration: 33:52

  Madge and Dave discuss Pirahna 3D, Rod Blagojevich, why iPhone users have more sex and disect the story about the guy who did "you know what" into a co-worker's "you know what." Also, root canals, Tim Burton, having to make conversation with your hair stylist and a phone message from Jeff, who sounds strangely more like Rodney Dangerfield. Oh, and Dave is very un-PC. (Week of August 16, 2010)

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  Intervention 01

  8/18/2010

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  Duration: 4:34

  Premiere mid-week episode of Madge and Dave's Weekly Intervention. This week, Madge and Dave host an intervention for film director James Cameron who has decided to release a new version of Avatar with 9 minutes of idiotic new footage. They try to talk him off the ledge but it's anyone's guess if it will make a difference. After all, he's a pretty stubborn guy. (Week of August 16, 2010)

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  Unload 06

  8/14/2010

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  Duration: 33:33

  Madge and Dave jump on the Jet Blue bandwagon, inflate their own escape slide and bring Lindsay Lohan's mother along for the ride with Big Brother 12. They also discuss high school reunions, adults whose mothers manage their money, Gymboree and sharing too much information about yourself on Facebook and Twitter. The duo also unwraps an unload from a listener who just doesn't get the Twilight phenomenon. Oh, and Madge utters the word "sneaky." (Week of August 9, 2010)

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  Unload 05

  8/7/2010

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  Duration: 28:37

  Madge and Dave discuss Marky Mark, Ebong from Real Housewives of the Ditzy Carb-Avoiders, Stupid Internet Headlines and the jet-powered bus that travels at 367 miles per hour. They also put their trust in the listeners by opening up about sleep talking, sleep walking and bed wetting (yes, they have done it). And most importantly, they go through the side-effects of Paxil, which you should most definitely worry about. (Week of August 2, 2010)

• Unload 04

  7/31/2010

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  Duration: 30:16

  Madge and Dave discuss American Idol, Law and Order, Jersey Shore and the fact that Ashton Kutcher's tweets are more boring than a 70 year old woman auditioning for one of his projects. Also, why monkeys are not cute, why you should stop asking us to leave the time we called on your answering machine and an Unload phone message from our listener who we're calling 'Serge.' (Week of July 26, 2010)

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  Unload 03

  7/23/2010

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  Duration: 28:47

  Celebrate with Madge and Dave on their Third Anniversary Special! Includes their Top 5 Countdown of their all time favorite topics to unload about, including Matt Lauer's trippy HD suits, reality TV, Facebook friending and the fact that Dave, no matter what he does, can't keep from falling asleep. (Week of July 19, 2010)

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  Unload 02

  7/18/2010

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  Duration: 28:44

  Madge and Dave unload about the iPhone 4, Mel Gibson, Inception and Bristol Palin in addition to Madge's strange talent for smelling onions and urine when they're not even there. Listener Roxy writes in to unload about her own issues; Madge and Dave break it down. (Week of July 12, 2010)

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  The Premiere Episode

  7/8/2010

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  Duration: 22:19

  Madge and Dave hit the ground running with their Premiere episode.  This week they Unload about LeBron James, Lady Gaga, Mel Gibson, the over-abundance of oil, Costco and the elusive phrase "six of one, half a dozen of another." (Week of July 5, 2010)

• And So It Begins Here…

  7/8/2010

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  This is the first introduction post for the site.

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  What Is Unload?

  7/7/2010

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  Duration: 4:14

  Get a quick sampling of just how much fun Unload with Madge and Dave can be.