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  • Duration: 9:20
  • Sometimes, the Mustache Rangers are…hey! What’s that?
  • Duration: 12:39
  • Monies make the world and universe a very complex place to live. If atoms didn’t make up money, they would have no idea what to make of money. I think that was perfectly clear. Don’t ask any questions about that sentence please. The Mustache Rangers have money issues in this week’s podcast adventure. Consume it whole.
  • Duration: 9:50
  • All problems can be solved by talking about them. The winner talks the loudest and occasionally waves their hands. Use this trick in your next job negotiation. You will be respected. The Mustache Rangers try and solve problems in this week’s podcast episode. See if they succeed!
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  • In general, it is a terrible idea to change computers. This is because you need to move a lot of bits. And sometimes these bits do not feel like moving. This week’s podcast is set for consumption, but with no current way to bring it to the internet. This will be fixed for next week. We [...]
  • Duration: 12:11
  • They say youth is wasted on the young, but oldness is wasted on the old. An excuse not to remember people’s names would come in very handy. The Mustache Rangers for a direction for their life in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it by listening to it.
  • Duration: 12:09
  • Sometimes, it is not easy to decide what to do. Choices are telling, and making a choice tells your enemies something about you. If you really must make a choice, agree on a code that you and the recipient of your code can use. Only use this code once. Your enemies are crafty. There may be [...]
  • Duration: 13:38
  • Mustache Rangers Central Command would like to wish you and your acquaintances a hairy Terrance Day. The traditions of Terrance Day continues in this week’s podcast episode, but you can listen to the freshly cleaned Terrance Day origin podcast as well! So gather the children around your computer or iPod, cover their ears, and listen away!
  • Duration: 12:44
  • Winter has arrived in space, and along with the chilly winter space breeze comes the flu. Just the regular flu. Space flu is something different all together. It is something transmitted when you ear kiss. This week’s Mustache Rangers involves sickness. Maybe. It doesn’t matter. Listen to it.
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  • The holidays have really given the Mustache Rangers podcast schedule a beating. The podcast will return next week. Please accept our space apologies.
  • Duration: 11:49
  • Hollywood has run out of ideas. This is the truth with the temperature of a cold stone. So where does one go when the fountain ideas has run dry? Space. Leprechauns do it. People named Jason do it. Anything can do it, really. Here is an example. When someone wanted to make Lord of the [...]
  • Duration: 10:08
  • It may seem like last week just ended, but it is time for a new one. Butter up those “new week” smiles with a healthy helping of the Mustache Rangers podcast. It’ll help Thanksgiving go down easier.
  • Duration: 16:18
  • The Mustache Rangers are joined this week by Dr. Jeremy Carter, PhD and Dr. Matt Gourley, PyT of the Superego podcast. If you don’t go to GoSuperego.com and listen to their excellent work, you’re more than a fool. You’re a dirty fool. A fool who has, somehow, become dirty. How did you become so dirty, [...]
  • Duration: 12:37
  • Human contact can be overrated and underrated. Sure, hugging is great. But punches aren’t. And those are almost the same thing. It is okay to be confused by this. You might want to read a book on the topic. The Mustache Rangers hold hands in this week’s episode. Enjoy it alone.
  • Duration: 14:25
  • Imagine the Mustache Rangers are using their socks as puppets while recording this week’s podcast episode, because that is how it happened. It is not an excuse, because there is nothing needing an excuse. It’s just a little treat for your brain. Enjoy.
  • Duration: 9:35
  • Most ulcers are caused by other people. Unless you live in a shack in the woods. Then your ulcer is caused by wind and wolves. You should have that looked at. The Mustache Rangers deal with society in this week’s podcast episode. Share your friends with it.
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  • It has come to our attention that some people have never seen the Mustache Rangers perform live. And so, here you are. A live performance to show what you are missing. Feel free to share it with all of your friends. And keep an eye on the live performance page for upcoming Mustache Rangers performances. The [...]
  • Duration: 14:04
  • Everyone is stupid sometimes and can’t make a decision on their own. They need someone to help. Someone to share the blame if things don’t go according to plan. Newspaper columnists have had a pretty good monopoly on this market for some time. But it is not time for the podcast market to take over. The [...]
  • Duration: 12:16
  • People would like to tell you that soap can refresh you, but they are wrong. Do not pay them any attention. You should be washing yourselves in sugary drinks. Your skin will thank you. This week, the Mustache Rangers instruct you on the art of refreshment. Listen to the podcast with both ears at the same [...]
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  • The Mustache Rangers will be interviewed and perform on the taping of Drinking with Ian this Friday at First Ave. in downtown Minneapolis at 8pm. You should come! There will be drinking!
  • Duration: 10:51
  • The American has always loved sports, be it shooting Redcoats or hoops. And what happens when the American runs out of sports? The crafty American makes new sports. Arena football is truly American as apple pie, which actually is not American in the least. What we are trying to say is, there are a lot [...]
  • Duration: 8:22
  • Space can get lonely, even if you have a traveling companion floating along next to you. Don’t be afraid to discuss your loneliness with companion, as a long and boring discussion about your needs will surely shoo away any loneliness you might be feeling. In fact, after your companion’s short and spurned responses, you may [...]
  • Duration: 9:22
  • It is not uncommon for someone to grow bored with their surroundings. If they are not terribly meek, then they may explore things beyond their comfort zone. And this is how people came to eat tabouli. The Mustache Rangers get a bit outside of their comfort zone in this week’s podcast adventure. Listen to it with [...]
  • Duration: 8:53
  • It is a long held belief that model rockets are cool. The fact is, they are not cool in the slightest. No matter how “rad” or “sweet” the decals stuck on the rocket are. The rocket will, in the very best situation, go up and then go down. So unless you’re building a rocket that [...]
  • Duration: 12:00
  • As you know by now, the Mustache Rangers stopped by the CONvergence Sci-Fi and Fantasy convention to bring stories of their conquests to the little people. In this week’s podcast episode, they take questions directly from the audience. Will these questions make for interesting listening? Only listening will tell!
  • Duration: 9:21
  • The easiest way is rarely the most fulfilling way to do something. But it is the easiest way to do things. The eternal struggle between laziness and enjoyment is eternal for a reason. Because people are too lazy to solve the issue. The Mustache Rangers deal with problems in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it, if [...]
  • Duration: 11:22
  • The on line can be a place of confusion. Anyone can say anything, if they have purchased a government licensed SAnything Pass. And, really, who has the money to pay to say anything? The SSomething Intelligent Pass is much cheaper, but also labels you as a smarty pants. No one will date the SSomething’ers. This week’s [...]
  • Duration: 34:51
  • The Mustache Rangers performed live for the riveted crowd at this year’s CONvergence. And now, you can be riveted too. Enjoy the longest Mustache Rangers podcast yet.
  • Duration: 11:07
  • Is there anything more annoying than having to go over the same ground you have already gone over? Yes, there is. But back tracking is definitely pretty annoying. Just because it isn’t the most annoying thing ever doesn’t mean it is a delight to you and others. So go ahead. Complain about it as much [...]
  • Duration: 8:23
  • When you are asked to view a police line up, always make to finger the wrong perp. If the person who wronged you is sent to prison, there is no way to leave flaming bags on their doorsteps or send them mysterious letters with pictures of their house inside. Jail is no fun for anybody. The [...]
  • Duration: 11:12
  • If something makes you hungrier than the pursuit of justice, then you need to check the order of your “pursuit list.” If you have it in some sort of computerized spreadsheet, it should be fairly easy to edit. The Mustache Rangers deal with the ordeal that is shaving in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy and learn, [...]
  • Duration: 9:22
  • Time is a big bully who steals everything. There isn’t one thing you can name that he or she will not take for itself. After you make peace with that, he or she is really cool to hang out with and can tell you some wild stories. The Mustache Rangers have not made peace with time [...]
  • Duration: 10:41
  • There are a lot of smells in the world. And if you combine two smells, you get a new smell. So it would be very practical of you to say there are an infinite number of smells in the world. Because who wants to count that high? The Mustache Rangers deal with a few smells in [...]
  • Duration: 12:10
  • The Mustache Rangers are joined by another special guest this week. Who may that guest be? Or is it “whom?” Whatever the word, the guest doesn’t change. Kevin Murphy, of Mystery Science Theater 3000 fame, joins the Mustache Rangers this week on another absurd and introspective journey. You can find Kevin Murphy’s most recent work at [...]
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  • It’s that time of the year again. Time to turn your eyes towards the Brave New Workshop. It’s time for the third annual Twin Cities Improv Festival. That is correct. The Twin Cities Improv Festival starts this evening and runs through Sunday, June 28th (when the Mustache Rangers perform live for your enjoyment). So cancel your plans, [...]
  • Duration: 8:02
  • It is a little known fact that everybody burps. If you have never heard someone burp, chances are they actually disguised it as talking. Listen closely the next time you have a conversation with this non-burper, and call them out loudly if you suspect one of their words is fulled by a burp. That will [...]
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  • Announcement number one! The Mustache Rangers will be performing at the Twin Cities Improv Festival on June 28th. Check out the website for tickets and information on the plethora of other improv artists performing at the festival. Announcement number two! It isn’t really an announcement. We just wanted to bug you some more about rating the [...]
  • Duration: 10:51
  • The spine is a mystery. It isn’t, really. But it can certainly be a sticky wicket at times. It is inside the body, which is the first problem. Fixing the spine isn’t like getting an eyelash out of your eye. There are few advantages to having an exoskeleton, but easy spine fixing seems like one [...]
  • Duration: 11:56
  • It’s that time of the week again. Time for another guest on the Mustache Rangers podcast. This week, solo musician and member of the The Glad Version, Adam Svec lends his leading vocals to the Mustache Rangers. What will our boys do with his golden cords? You’ll have to listen and find out. And make sure [...]
  • Duration: 11:22
  • Many people look back on their childhood with tinted memories. The truth is, you were probably a really stupid child. Most people are, except for the freakishly smart ones. And they have to deal with the fact that they were always being judged by you, the stupid children. To sum things up, childhood is a [...]
  • Duration: 15:19
  • It is a special day for the Mustache Rangers podcast, because we have the first of many special guests contributing their golden vocal chords for our use. And we are not stealing their vocal chords like in the Little Mermaid. We do not have the technology. Yet. The first very special guest is Cayenne Chris Conroy [...]
  • Duration: 10:25
  • Sowing and sewing can be confusing to school children. This is odd, considering that they are doing both almost constantly. The only solution is flashcards. Remember to look up the definitions in the dictionary before you make the flashcards for them, so that you are not passing on incorrect information. The Mustache Rangers have another podcast [...]
  • Duration: 12:41
  • It is difficult to judge anything or anyone without being hypocritical. It is best to say “now I know I’m no saint” before passing judgment, before people can accuse you of not being a saint. You are taking away their power. The Mustache Rangers cover many topics in this week’s podcast. Enjoy it with our full [...]
  • Duration: 8:29
  • There is a secret to being quiet. It’s called shutting your yapper. Also, you might want to turn off Twitter. This week’s episode of the Mustache Rangers gives you no tips on anything. Enjoy that. Sound FX attributes: By philberts (http://www.freesound.org/usersViewSingle.php?id=835438) shower.wav (http://www.freesound.org/samplesViewSingle.php?id=71416)
  • Duration: 12:19
  • It is spring time in space, and that means allergy time. Not many people know the nebula are actually black hole sneezes. Space pollen is a hell of a thing. The Mustache Rangers smile in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it and share it with friends.
  • Duration: 11:41
  • Training is important. But more important than training is instinct. In your next job interview, inform the interviewer that you, the interviewee, have the instinct needed for the job. If they start to question your statement, either run away or fight them. You will not get the job if you run away. This week’s episode of [...]
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  • The Mustache Rangers will be performing in Chicago this Saturday as part of the Chicago Improv Festival. We understand that this means most fans will be unable to attend the performance But we also understand that this means some fans in the Chicago area WILL be able to attend. So here are your details! The Mustache Rangers [...]
  • Duration: 11:39
  • Who decides if something is a metaphor? English teachers. If it were not for them, you wouldn’t need to know how to pretend to see something in nothing. Does this week’s episode of the Mustache Rangers contain a metaphor? You had better ask Mr. Philips. You know, your high school English teacher. Enjoy!
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  • The Mustache Rangers will performing LIVE this coming Monday, April 13th at the Bryant-Lake Bowl as guests of the fantastic Splendid Things improv group. It promises to be a fantastic and exciting show for all to see. But if the promise of fantasticism isn’t enough for you, then maybe a raffle of the few remaining Doc [...]
  • Duration: 13:33
  • After 100 perfect and unarguably consistent episodes, it is time for the Mustache Rangers to let loose and party! Join them for this week’s 101st perfect podcast. And do not forget the items you need to make a party grand. Like frilly toothpicks and conversation.
  • Duration: 23:23
  • It is finally here! Over two years of podcast production have brought us to episode 100 of the Mustache Rangers. This is a special double length episode that was recorded live at the Mix Tape Comedy show held at the ComedySportz theater in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Be prepared, because you will not be laughing alone. It will be [...]
  • Duration: 10:26
  • Many things are in the eye of the beholder. Like that eyelash that is turning the eye slowly red and swollen. And that guy has the nerve to comment critically about your hair cut? Maybe he should get that stupid eyelash out of his eye. What a big jerk. The Mustache Rangers take on the critics [...]
  • Duration: 8:49
  • The general population tends to forget that humans are animals. The general population also tends to complain about climbing stairs. It is with these two facts that we assume the general population is dim. We are sorry, but it is proven. The Mustache Rangers see life in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it by yourself.
  • Duration: 12:04
  • Pugilism is a hobby you must consider the hidden costs of before partaking in. For example, those bandages are not free gifts. And water sponges to not buy themselves. You have been warned. The Mustache Rangers present another podcast to you this week. It has been brought on to you.
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  • The Mustache Rangers are having a very big year, and want to make certain you are connected to all the bigness that is going on. This here is a handy guide to keep you updated. The Mustache Rangers have a mountain full of live performances coming up this year, and there are many places you can [...]
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  • Don’t know why I bothered learning to play the piano after they went extinct. This teaching cassette is almost worthless. I have switched to decaf, but eating this non-caffeinated toast feels so pointless now. My underpants have been bunching for the last few years, but I dare not adjust my self for fear of humiliations and fun [...]
  • Duration: 12:59
  • To make an omelet, you have to break some eggs. This phrase only helps those who are concerned with the maintenance of shells. At least, that is the only conclusion we can come up with. Why else would someone be concerned about the breaking of eggs? Aside from chickens, but they aren’t eating any omelets [...]
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  • The Mustache Rangers are gearing up for their 100th podcast episode! In fact, the episode will be recorded LIVE in front of an audience this Friday! Would you like to be part of Mustache Rangers history? Well, it’s easy! Come to the show and have your laugh recorded forever. We would like to fill the audience [...]
  • Duration: 9:24
  • The Mustache Rangers are fast approaching their 100th podcast episode, which will be recorded in front of a live audience this Friday. If you would like to connect rings of colored construction paper together to count down that days until episode 100, that would be an okay way to celebrate. Other ways you can celebrate are [...]
  • Duration: 1:34
  • The Mustache Rangers will be recording episode 100 of their podcast in front of a live audience! This very special event will take place on February 27th, 2009 at the Mix Tape Comedy show being held at the Minneapolis ComedySportz! You should absolutely come down and be part of the experience! What: Mix Tape Comedy Where: Comedy [...]
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  • The Mustache Rangers are visiting Earth this Friday to perform live for willing and grateful audiences. The Commander Major and First Lieutenant will reenact tales from their space adventures on the spot. Come and see these heroes out of their element but in another one of their elements. What: Mix Tape Comedy Where: Comedy Sportz Theater When: February [...]
  • Duration: 10:18
  • Enjoy this week’s new Mustache Rangers episode about freshness, and stay tuned for new on the Mustache Rangers performing live this week.
  • Duration: 8:13
  • It has come to our attention that there is little attention paid to the written word. The ears are the doors to the future of information gathering. Make sure to swab daily. The Mustache Rangers argue in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it today.
  • Duration: 11:56
  • The Mustache Ranges grow tired of your need for the written word. Does a piece of audio really need to be accompanied by unrelated words? In this week’s free comedy podcast, the Mustache Rangers talk about an assortments of things. Enjoy.
  • Duration: 13:31
  • We know your kind. You are the kind of person who owns a mirror they purchased at a garage sale. Not only that, you have yet to take the price tag off the four year old purchase. Why do you continue holding true to an item that screams your laziness to anyone willing to listen? In [...]
  • Duration: 10:48
  • Success is nice to see, on occasion. It would be nice to see Tom catch Jerry it some point. And Heckle and Jeckle would have been thrilled to get some corn. Sometimes, seeing people or animated things happy hits your heart just right. In today’s podcast adventure, the Mustache Rangers find moderate success. Hopefully, it will [...]
  • Duration: 11:59
  • It has come to our attention, via our own observation, that this area provides little to no information about the podcast episode for which it is attached. Let us see if that can not be remedied. This week’s episode is a free comedy podcast. Please note that “comedy” is not in quotes. Except for that one. [...]
  • Duration: 11:00
  • We hope that your Terrance Day went well, and that you have purchased the correct amount of calendars for the coming year. We also hope you dream of things that aren’t monsters, because those things are scary and are a bad omen for the coming year. Science has proved it. The Mustache Rangers smell things in [...]
  • Duration: 10:01
  • The Mustache Rangers are back in action, with the help of their helpful fans. That means it is time for a new episode, just in time for the holiday season! It’s like a present! A free present that always has been free and is free again! Donations reached to 75% of the goal, so there is [...]
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  • We are a touch above the halfway point in our donation drive. The show of support for the Mustache Rangers has been fantastic so far, and we’re hoping to make up the final $100 dollars with your help. But as a show of good faith, our replacement equipment has been purchased. That means we will begin [...]
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  • The Mustache Rangers will be making a short stop in Chicago this weekend to lighten to mood for the sullen midwesterners. While the Mustache Rangers generally save their good-time stage antics for the timid people of Minnesota, Illinoisians will soon be able to fill their heads with live tales of real adventure. Here are your details: Where: [...]
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  • The head accountants at Mustache Rangers Central Command have finished counting the current donations. Actually, it’s just one accountant and he was hired specifically for donation counting. Once the goal is reached, he will be fired. But do not cry. The fund drive is nearly half-over! How much nearly half-over exactly? Well, the keen graphic [...]
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  • Just a quick update, with no graphics. Graphics take time, and time is money. So we don’t want to spend any time. We have reached 35% of our goal. Keep it coming, boys and girls. Make Doc Johnson proud.
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  • To the delight and the shock of the Mustache Rangers, funds for functioning recording equipment have continued to roll in. We have reached the 30% mark, which is 10% more mark than yesterday. This process may take a little longer than it would seem. Most fans of the Mustache Rangers limit their interaction to podcast downloading, [...]
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  • After a quick first day of requesting donations, the Mustache Rangers have received their first contribution. As you can see by the hastily thrown together graphic of what might be a thermometer, donations are almost up to the $40 dollar mark. And almost $40 dollars is almost $50 dollars. That is almost almost a quarter [...]
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  • The Mustache Rangers have come in to some trouble. The hardware used to record their golden voices has broken. Thus, podcasts are on hold until this issue can be resolved. The damage runs about $200, which is hard to release from space savings due to the space economy and upcoming space holidays. One loyal civilian suggested [...]
  • Duration: 14:52
  • Let us lay it on the line. The Mustache Rangers are loved by all. As long as we can agree to that, we will be fine. All other conversation is simply warm sound, after that argument has been put to rest. The Mustache Rangers argue about clothing once again in this week’s episode. Bring it to [...]
  • Duration: 11:59
  • It is Monday. You know the routine. Read these words, that have nothing to do with this week’s podcast, and then listen to the podcast. Or don’t read these words at all. It matters not.
  • Duration: 10:27
  • Some things are difficult to believe. For example, jelly is made not of fruit but of tree bark. Training wheels only line the pockets of training wheel producing companies. Night time is when the sun does it with the moon. It is not difficult to believe that the Mustache Rangers have another podcast episode for you [...]
  • Duration: 10:53
  • Good times are not meant to be had. They are to be taken. You can not simply wait for them to happen, or expect that you deserve them. Real men make their own good times. Women probably do this too, but we have not funded any research to prove positive one way or the other. The [...]
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  • At long last, wizards Christopher Jones and Melissa Kaercher have captured the Mustache Rangers and shrunk them into tiny hand painted plastic avatars. This has been a lie, for your entertainment. These two talented creatures are not wizards, but human beings with skills in the graphical arts. The tiny hand painted plastic avatars bit was not [...]
  • Duration: 12:37
  • The Mustache Rangers were on one of their many missions last week. Sometimes, duty gets in the way of updating podcasts. But rest assured, the podcast was not late due to hate. There was not hate involved in any way. The Mustache Rangers love you. They also wish you wouldn’t do that one bad thing you [...]
  • Duration: 15:31
  • Every single moment has the possibility of greatness. Instead of sitting there, doing nothing, you could punch the fella next to you. Odds are, they are asking for it. But be quick. Odds also show that he is a fan of the Mustache Rangers and is reading the exact same sentence. You had best hope [...]
  • Duration: 14:28
  • Death is never an easy topic of conversation. Unless it is in referring to a squirrel. “Did that squirrel just die,” Benefred Pasterborf would ask. “It certainly did,” Tranzer Fadingtoncon would reply. “Fan-tastic,” Geraldert Fosterpant would add. Do you see? Only talk about the deaths of squirrels and your conversation will be as crisp [...]
  • Duration: 12:51
  • Rock formations are boring. They are only slightly interesting if they look like something that is not a rock. But still, it’s just a rock that looks like something. Why not look at that thing? Also, if seahorses don’t freak you out, they should. Those things are profoundly messed up. The Mustache Rangers deal with a [...]
  • Duration: 13:36
  • There is little in life more important than a favorite outfit. Scraps of colored cloth can make you feel invincible against the daily tragedy that is life. That statement also leaves out the immeasurable feeling brought upon by a perfect fit. Like everything in the known universe, it all boils down to hugging. The Mustache Rangers [...]
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  • Gasoline can be expensive, and going to grand mama’s house can cost a pretty penny. Now imagine that Earth is grand mama’s house and you are light years away. That is one pricey trip. But the Mustache Rangers make this trip gladly and with little to much bickering. The Mustache Rangers will be performing live on [...]
  • Duration: 12:52
  • Sometimes the simplest answer is not always the best. For example, if a friend of yours owns something that you would like and you think they don’t deserve, don’t blow it up. That would be the easy thing to do. The proper solution, in this circumstance, is theft. It is not the first place your [...]
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  • Citizen, and relative unknown, John Wallace has taken time out of designing magazine ads for ladies undergarment undergarments (”Two layers, because one is breachable!”) to favor us with his rendition of the Mustache Rangers. What Citizen Wallace has done here is really quite brilliant. As you can plainly see, Commander Major and First Lieutenant are represented [...]
  • Duration: 12:17
  • The market can be a very confusing place. People are yelling. Monies are exchanging hands. Sometimes there are open mouth kisses. It is a sea limbs, one can get lost. It is good to be tethered and blindfolded when going into a market. In fact, this is a good idea for any situation. The Mustache Rangers [...]
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  • Citizen Adam Svec of citizen rock group The Glad Version has taken it upon himself to favor the Mustache Rangers with his non-musical artistry. As you can clearly see, the picture features some sort of banana in a dress heading towards a flaming egg which is prepared for fertilization. The best art needs no interpretation. This piece [...]
  • Duration: 11:32
  • The dust has settled, and the Mustache Rangers are back. Rest assured, adventures were being had during the entire absence. There were some incredible happenings. It is a shame you missed them. But, please, do enjoy the most recent episode.
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  • It seems that in upgrading the software for this glorious website, things become a bit broken. No podcasts can be attached to these posts, which means no new episodes can currently be posted. Rest assured, there are podcasts to be posted. We just can’t do it! We will get this fixed as soon as possible. And [...]
  • Duration: 14:22
  • The world is a terrible place and we are all cursed. If you found yourself nodding to the previous sentence, you have failed the test. You can take it over as many times as you would like. We understand that things get heavy. The Mustache Rangers throw a lot of ideas against the wall in today’s [...]
  • Duration: 12:57
  • The only thing quieter than a rock sitting all by itself is mime pretending to be a rock sitting all by itself. And we’re talking about a professional mime here. Not your weekend birthday party mime. Another note, as long as we’re talking here. Children do not like mimes. The Mustache Rangers deal with a little [...]
  • Duration: 8:48
  • Every once in a blue moon (when the Lords of America decide to paint the moon, generally once ever decade), you get a really good hamburger. And it kind of makes you wonder why you’ve been eating vegetables at all. But then, the next hamburger you get is just “okay” again. At least you’ll have [...]
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  • The creation of a mighty Mustache Rangers quote index is underway. Soon, you will be able to say, “oh drat. I know something funny was said at some point, but can not, for the life of me, remember when it was said.” And then, after you say this, you will be able to use the [...]
  • Duration: 10:04
  • If space were not nothing, it would be totally in your face. It would, for example, be all, like, what is up? It would be quite overwhelming, if it weren’t such a massive amount of emptiness. Given any mass, it would be the person you avoid at most well planned parties. The Mustache Rangers have another [...]
  • Duration: 11:12
  • After achieving everything they wanted to do on Earth at the Twin Cities Improv Festival, the Mustache Rangers have once again left fertile ground for the thankless embrace of space. There is no applause in space. There isn’t really anything in space. The Mustache Rangers bring you an new podcast adventure today, full of action and [...]
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  • The Mustache Rangers are racing time and space to make it back to Earth for the Twin Cities Improv Festival. There may be alien civilizations to conquer, but the people of Earth can have morale issues and need an evening of mandatory cheer every now and again. The Mustache Rangers will be dispensing cheer as they [...]
  • Duration: 8:53
  • Get your giggling out of your lungs, because the sixty-ninth episode of the Mustache Rangers is here for our mutual pleasure. If you enjoy the running of marathons, or hate them, or feel no way whatsoever about them, you will enjoy this week’s episode. If you have no feelings at all, then we ask that [...]
  • Duration: 10:06
  • As mentioned in the podcast for today, the Mustache Rangers would like your help to spread their words. Today, you can do three things. Tell 5 people about the Mustache Rangers. Digg the Mustache Rangers. Leave positive feedback for the Mustache Rangers on iTunes. It’s that easy. Do all or one of them, but don’t you [...]
  • Duration: 11:41
  • There is a fine line between a point and a line. Now you know geometry. Congratulations. The Mustache Rangers have their many hands full into this week’s interpod netcast podcast. Enjoy with your favorite beverage.
  • Duration: 11:05
  • The people of Earth take the changing of days for granted. They give little to no time considering how the other half live. The space half. Flying from galaxy to galaxy with useless sundials. It was a bad investment. The Mustache Rangers miss their months in the current interpod netcast episode. We hope that you feel [...]
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  • The Mustache Rangers are making a special visit to Earth this Friday. It seems that an “improvisational” “comedy” group by the name of Family Night has called out the Mustache Rangers. And as much as the Mustache Rangers enjoy being called out, this night of families said it with a nasty inflection. And so, the Mustache [...]
  • Duration: 9:58
  • Danger seems to be the middle name of many a person. The people who claim this tend to spend most of their free time staring at a screen with moving or static pictures. The middle name is wasted on them. The Mustache Rangers encounter danger in today’s interpod netcast internet podcast. Enjoy the danger.
  • Duration: 7:36
  • One thing is always relative to another, unless you are referring to Uncle Stan. Uncle Stan is not really your uncle, nor is he made up of matter like you or I. Remember that the next time he tries to count your ribs. The Mustache Rangers explore the things brought by time in today’s podcast episode. [...]
  • Duration: 10:09
  • If you have never heard of an iceberg before, let us explain it for you. It is a smallish sort of town made completely of ice. Commerce flows normally, just slower. The Mustache Rangers deal slightly with ice in today’s podcast episode. Put it into your brain. Now.
  • Duration: 12:48
  • Nicknames are for the strong and the weak alike. However, nicknames serve different purposes for these two groups. Just keep this truth in mind. The strong hand out all nicknames, and the strong hate the weak. Hopefully, this information will help you out of some jam in the near future. Today, the Mustache Rangers receive nicknames. [...]
  • Duration: 14:08
  • After a week of trying to put a squarish toy square into a roundish toy circle hole, the adventures of the Mustache Rangers are back. In a rare continuation, they continue to continue their storyline from the previous episode. Enjoy it.
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  • Apologies to our loyal followers. This weekend, the podcast translation crew ran in to technical difficulties. The podcast for this week has been delayed until the week the follows this week. Please accept our apologies and hunt down those who do not accept our apologies. They don’t have to be such a big jerk about [...]
  • Duration: 9:17
  • There is cult on a distant planet that does not believe in tiptoeing. That may not be a harsh enough way to describe their belief. It is not as if they think tiptoeing exists but they have no faith in it. They actually believe there is no tiptoeing. They throw some fantastic shindigs. Be careful of [...]
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  • Often times, the Mustache Rangers will come to Earth and recount their most exciting tales live to a theater audience. Well, there is now a space for all of your Mustache Rangers live performance information. Simply click on this page for information on upcoming live Mustache Rangers shows. But click fast! Their next live appearance is this [...]
  • Duration: 9:17
  • We live in a complicated and ever changing world. Galaxies, on the other hand, are constant and never change. You may think they collide and rip each other to pieces, but that thinking would be deadly incorrect. You can always count on the constant of the never changing galaxy. The Mustache Rangers check their heads in [...]
  • Duration: 13:20
  • There are an amazing variety of terrible moving pictures produced in our modern times. Sometimes it would be easier to close your eyes and let the all consuming darkness take you away. But some of these moving pictures involve the humors antics of animals. These are the pictures worth living for. The Mustache Rangers discuss art [...]
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  • Mustache Rangers Central Command is taking a informally mandatory survey of the listening public. It is demanded that you please comment on your favorite Mustache Rangers Interpod Netcast, of your own free will. If you would be kind enough to absolutely indicate your preferred episode and your reasons for preference, Mustache Rangers Central Command will [...]
  • Duration: 16:04
  • The Mustache Rangers have found away into the heart of a small boy. This small boy had no say in the matter. In fact, the small boy doesn’t even exist. He is simply a boy who now lives only in your mind. Please, do not kill this young boy by forgetting him. A new episode of [...]
  • Duration: 7:25
  • Our books of ancient history describe a moving picture presentation by the name of Mr. Destiny. Copies of this presentation on entertainment disc no longer exist. We, the people of the present, can still enjoy the stories of Mr. Destiny, but they are passed on by word of mouth. Sometimes the words to the tale [...]
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  • After many years of deliberation, Mustache Rangers Central Command has decided to approve the passing on of the Moustache Me webnet pagesite link. The humans who run Moustache Me endorse the sticking of mustaches onto advertisements that have no mustaches. Mustache-less advertisements are an abomination to the Great Mustache. He appreciates all that correct this, in [...]
  • Duration: 9:36
  • The great beyond may not be all that great. Or, now that we’ve had a chance to think it over, all that beyond. Thank goodness there are those out there who will pretend to communicate with your loved ones for monies. They are truly beyond great. The Mustache Rangers take death, for instance, in this week’s [...]
  • Duration: 13:42
  • Thinking leads to trouble, and no good comes of it. When you think you might be having a thought, simply turn to one of the government’s many regulation entertainment programs. For instance, there is the House of Apples located in every town where you can practice eating apples. Since apples do not exist, you will [...]
  • Duration: 11:10
  • It is the charge of every Earth-liver to consume. Food, plastics, and oxygen are ripe for the literal and non-literal digestion. Shoes, however, are a different sort of beast. Neither plastic nor oxygen, they sit and wait in a bin of blank description. The greatest scientist in the time of our great-great-grandchildren may finally discover [...]
  • Duration: 12:41
  • It has come to our attention that the span of attention that most people can hold is less than ten seconds. Luckily for these individuals, the Short Attention Span Termination Squad also had a short attention span. Sadly, they are unable to even terminate themselves. It is was a terrible program, and we are sorry [...]
  • Duration: 10:57
  • Another Monday has arrived. Do not expect a fanfare for a Monday. It is comparable to another Meredith or Beatrice arriving at your party. The come along with regularity, and generally bring stories of shopping at craft stores. Yes, a Monday is not a special thing in the least. Enjoy today’s interpod netcast of the Mustache [...]
  • Duration: 8:51
  • The Mustache Rangers have reached the arbitrary 50 episode mark! What better way to celebrate than with your families? You should head home right now and take care of the celebration. This is a mandatory celebration. All persons of non-celebration will be stripped of their VIP status, and downgraded to IP. And then P. And [...]
  • Duration: 9:55
  • The Mustache Rangers have left Earth again, for the good of the Earth. As you’re sure to know, only 100 people are allowed on the Earth at a time. If 101 people were allowed on to the Earth, everything would be thrown out of balance. Emily and Winston Grack will be happy to come home [...]
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  • The Mustache Rangers are coming to Earth this Sunday to reenact, on the performance stage, some of their greatest adventures. While it may appear that they are making this up as they go along, rest assured these will all be true stories from beyond the stars! The Mustache Rangers will be appearing live on January 20th [...]
  • Duration: 7:13
  • It may physically harm you to realize this, but the Earth is not flat. It’s okay, relax. We have given you a informational punch to the stomach. The Earth is actually shaped more like a ribbon. The Great Mustache help us all if the giant space cat awakens from its million and two year slumber. Today, [...]
  • Duration: 10:01
  • A deep that has begun in space. Things are warming up nicely, and the wildlife has come out to greet explorers of all kinds. Don’t be a stranger to the wildlife. It tastes great. The Mustache Rangers are taking a break from moving merchandising, and getting back to the business of exploring. And if not exploring, [...]
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  • On the first day of 20aught8, the Mustache Rangers interpod netcast reached a total of 25 thousand downloads. What is a download? Who will ever know. But it seems significant. Mustache Rangers Central Command would also like to celebrate this milestone with words. Thank yous are in order, but have been lost in the holiday shuffle. [...]
  • Duration: 9:53
  • Desperate times call for not so desperate measures. Today’s hilarious interpod netcast is trying to part you with your hard earned monies. But the benefits are great. The specific benefits are a discounted price on a Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirt. These t-shirts are available for PRE-ORDER for this special price. But once the shirts [...]
  • Duration: 10:12
  • If you extend a season’s greetings to somebody in the middle of summer, you will be pummeled for being odd and out of place. This generic term is to be used in the middle of winter, and that is it. Don’t forget that, or else you may get pummeled for the reasons that have already [...]
  • Duration: 17:37
  • There is a craft to almost anything, aside from crafts. Crafts, as items, have very little, if any, craft work done to them. Putting eyes onto this without eyes may be hilarious, but it is not a talent. The Mustache Rangers relate to their public today.
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  • While not necessarily inevitable, the Doc Johnson’s Olde Tyme Elixir t-shirt is as much a reality as diapers that can be pulled upwards are. Doc Johnson was feeling generous, for once, and is allowing his t-shirt to be PRE-ORDERED at a discount. Be aware that the t-shirt has unsubstantiated healing abilities, just like Doc Johnson’s famous [...]
  • Duration: 11:36
  • In these modern times, where the power of steam can be used to power your page turning machine, some people still believe in the power of people. This belief is misplaced. Machines powered by water vapor will rule us all, and it is only a matter of time before you brain is turned into steam [...]
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  • Sometimes, in the line of duty, the Mustache Rangers are forced to go to Iowa. As you all know, Iowa has not allowed recording equipment of any kind since 1402. Please excuse our lack of adventures this week. If you can not excuse us, then blame Iowa.
  • Duration: 15:42
  • Music is an enormous part of life. Unless you a deaf. And even then, you can hold a balloon with the bass turned up really loudly. So if music is such a big part of life, it must be a big part of not life too. River and tornadoes and frogs must all love music [...]
  • Duration: 12:48
  • It has come to our attention that space is mostly empty. This is confusing, as there is all sorts of junk here. Planets and animals and the like. Plants are not allowed in space. This is cosmic law. The Mustache Rangers from a club in today’s interpod netcast. You should join. In.
  • Duration: 2:36
  • Children should regularly put ropes into their mouths! Also, you should see the Mustache Rangers live on November 18th at Improv a Go-Go. The cost to you is only 1(one) dollar! Can you imagine the savings?
  • Duration: 1:51
  • Do you ever itch really bad? Did you wish there was a solution? Well, now there is. Listen to the information in today’s audio to learn how you can fight back! Also, you should see the Mustache Rangers live on November 18th at Improv a Go-Go. The cost to you is only 1(one) dollar! Can you [...]
  • Duration: 14:34
  • You must take the good with the bad. This is a fact. No matter how much bad you take, you will be forced to take good. Due to this fact, there is always a little good in everybody. Except for aliens. These rules to not apply to them. Therefor, it is a-okay to dispatch them [...]
  • Duration: 1:34
  • Like all good children, you should learn the dangerous of insects and how to deal with them. Also, like all good children, you should see the Mustache Rangers live on November 18th at Improv a Go-Go. The cost to you is only 1(one) dollar! Can you imagine the savings?
  • Duration: 14:42
  • In this part of town, meaning in this part of the universe, the word “hero” is tossed around like a three speed bike in bull ring full of apes. How did the apes get into a bull ring and why do they have an insatiable anger toward bikes of three speeds? That is a different [...]
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  • As you well know, the Mustache Rangers are very real and very mustached. However, there are two ruffians going around claiming to “play” the Mustache Rangers as “characters.” You can listen to the frauds yourself as they are interviewed. Happen on over to the First Crack Podcast and listen to Garrick Van Buren attempt to reveal [...]
  • Duration: 12:51
  • Is it not of humor that fall is a season as well as a verb word? Relate this to your relatives for looks of praise and delight. You may say that you came up with that tidbit by yourself. It is alright with us. We are better than you. The Mustache Rangers enjoy the out of [...]
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  • Statistically speaking, these are the things Mustache Rangers Central Command knows you are not doing. Telling all of your friends and family to listen to the continuing adventures of the Mustache Rangers. Joining the Mustache Rangers Cadets. Creating amazing pictorial representations of the Mustache Rangers. Mixing the Mustache Rangers theme song with some obese beats. Now we fully understand that [...]
  • Duration: 12:39
  • It has come to the attention of Mustache Rangers Central Command that small dogs are all of the rage in this day of ages. Please understand that must halt any and all of this rage as soon as possible. If the rage is not contained, a letter of strong wording will find its way to [...]
  • Duration: 9:45
  • It is a well believed fact that “frat” is short for “fraternity.” Perhaps we are missing the bigger picture. Is there a much longer word out there that “fraternity” is short for? And if so, is that word simply short for another word? How high does this word hierarchy of mystery go? And who will [...]
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  • Mustache Rangers Central Command does not understand what this is, but we approve.
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  • The Mustache Rangers have been traveling around space for a very long time. Musical styles have changed and updated, as they shouldn’t but do. The Mustache Rangers are proud to be coming out of the past closet of the past and moving into the sitting room of the future ages. Mustache Rangers Central Command is hereby [...]
  • Duration: 10:16
  • A bag of air should contain only air. Dead rats and fleas should be taken out at the processing plant. It make a relaxing breathing experience very unreasonable. The Mustache Rangers get stuck in some sort of loop today. I don’t know.
  • Duration: 11:58
  • There are many types of love in the galaxy. The love between dirt and the skin under fingernails. The love of brain devouring bacteria for brains to devour with bacteria. The love of vampires by the very very pale. With that in mind, forever be aware that love is stupid. The Mustache Rangers bring you a [...]
  • Duration: 11:43
  • There is a need within every creature with blood for oxygen. You could say that we are all oxygen vampires. If oxygen was only available within other people, you would be biting them to steal their oxygen. So don’t pretend you are better than vampires. The Mustache Rangers get a few things off their chest in [...]
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  • Too many people own audio communication devices. There are some people that nobody wants to talk to. The word “tuber” has always rubbed me the wrong way. “Ostrich vegetable” is much better. Men should be allowed to wear pantyhose without being given nicknames related to wearing pantyhose. A lake is an ocean without ambition. When will toothpaste be made [...]
  • Duration: 14:14
  • Most people would say that there are stars in the sky. Other people would say there is sky in the stars. Stay away from both groups of people. Better yet, make friends with the rich and mute. It is the only way to live. The Mustache Rangers recorded an adventure for your ears. Take a listen [...]
  • Duration: 13:22
  • The Mustache Rangers are back for another fantastic season of joy and brutality. Brutal joy will be felt by all. Today, the Mustache Rangers will spill rainbows into your split skull. Enjoy!
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  • Dearest citizens of a oxygen based environment. It is in your best interest to understand that the Mustache Rangers will return with further exciting adventures on the 10th of September. Until then, you can tell all of your carbon based friends about the adventures of the Mustache Rangers, or revisit your favorite audio recordings from [...]
  • Duration: 13:54
  • Once in a great while, something goes horribly right. Every day of the week, something goes horribly wrong. This will be another one of those days. Enjoy the current adventures of the Mustache Rangers available to you on this horribly wrong day.
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  • It is time, once again for the first time, for the great DDD! The caDet Digg Drive. The purpose of this drive is two fold. The first is to show your support of the Mustache Rangers to others by choosing to “digg” their fantastic adventures on the popular website that is called Digg. You can [...]
  • Duration: 8:42
  • Hugging is for the weak and stupid. If some dapper chap comes around to embracing you, be well aware that his intent is most likely to kill you and steal your best gal. It is a dangerous world and you must never become close with anyone. You will only be hurt horribly. The Mustache Rangers learn [...]
  • Duration: 19:18
  • To the foolish and dimwitted, the moon seems to disappear and reappear due to the forces of wizards. To the well mannered and witty, the rear end of a vehicular looks like the best place to inform others of their opinions. The Mustache Rangers bring you another thrilling adventure this week. Enjoy with no compliments.
  • Duration: 15:26
  • It is an old saying that giving a man a peach is lick a powerful blow to his forehead. The peach is the weakest of all fruit, and is an insult to all. When the president of space discovered this, all the peach trees were burnt. The state formerly known as Georgia, now know as [...]
  • Duration: 14:03
  • An animal once spoke and said that the sky was falling. So its speaking genes would not be passed on to future generations of animals, the creature with a voice was eaten. Oddly enough, the eater went mute. What does this tell us? Chew at least 20 times before swallowing. The Mustache Rangers have gotten themselves [...]
  • Duration: 14:17
  • It has been said that under times of intense desperation, a mother may have the power to lift a boulder pushed by a cougar off her infant man child. If there only a way, any way possible, to harness the raw energy of the cougar. Mankind would soon become something more akin to cougar kind, [...]
  • Duration: 16:23
  • Make no mistake, the Mustache Rangers never lose. But when they do lose, it is with grace and dignity. And also, because someone else cheated. A ruse was put in to place, and it will not be stood for. This is absurdity at its very base level. Losing is not an option, and when that [...]
  • Duration: 14:02
  • It Europe, the fairer sex often gives freedom to their underarm follicles. In Space Europe, aliens with only one gender eat something akin the mashed potatoes except they are made out of stars and wishes. There are many differences between things. But every man, woman, and child loves the Mustache Rangers. This is an example of [...]
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  • The Mustache Rangers will be appearing at this year’s Twin Cities Improv Festival. There will be an obcsene amount of belly laughs during the entire festival, so you should purchase your tickets now to make certain a space is saved for you. The Mustache Rangers will be performing on June 23rd at 7:00pm. Do not limit [...]
  • Duration: 16:43
  • The worm has turned, but it still does not know which way is up. That is Ranger code for, “Go to bed and do not allow the bugs of your bed consume you.” There is another saying that is code, but it was spoken by a porcupine and heard only by the trees. Space trees. Enjoy this [...]
  • Duration: 12:48
  • Every period in history is the most mucked up period in history to those who are living it. The only solution is to remove yourself from history all together. This is easier said than done, which is true of everything for everyone except those who are mute. We do not know why you continue to read, [...]
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  • In a rare Earth appearance, the Mustache Rangers will be performing tales of their exploits at the Twin Cities Improv Festival. There will be an obcsene amount of belly laughs during the entire festival, so you should purchase your tickets now to make certain a space is saved for you. The Mustache Rangers will be performing [...]
  • Duration: 11:16
  • Many things have reached the number twenty. The number of teeth you may have. The eyes waiting for you in a growth laboratory. Many a thing. Mind you, none of your things are as important as the great Mustache Rangers and their cause. Remember that twenty times over and we shall be square.
  • Duration: 11:03
  • Centuries are full of facts. In fact, a century is either ninety-nine or one hundred consecutive years. If you have fifty years, and then you take a break, followed by another fifty years, that is not a century. Perhaps you have created novelty plastic cups to mark the occasion. Those cups will be an eternal [...]
  • Duration: 8:26
  • The Mustache Rangers are many things. Many many things, in fact. They are more things than they are not. For example, the Mustache Rangers are flesh and blood. The Mustache Rangers are made of stone. The Mustache Rangers were born of a man and a woman and another woman with another man in there. The [...]
  • Duration: 14:14
  • Big things were happening this week’s end in the universe. A moving picture involving a man in the tightest of clothings opened, and become the most widely viewed film-o-tron ever. This certainly makes it the best of its kind. Three of your cheeriest cheers for ErotoMan 3! The Mustache Rangers were unable to view this picture [...]
  • Duration: 11:28
  • It has been stated, by some, that love is the most powerful force in the universe. These some have certainly not run into a very fast toddler with arms twice the length of his legs. Also, the toddler is twenty miles tall. This, ladies of faint heart, is the most powerful force in the universe. [...]
  • Duration: 11:32
  • Out in the outer space, there is a small planet that orbits an even smaller planet that orbits a sun orbiting a monster. One man lives on this tiny planet. If two people were to live there, the planet would collapse due to stress applied by another being. This lone man is the politest man [...]
  • Duration: 14:01
  • There are many popular songs put out on the phonograph cylinder in regards to love and loss. At times, loss may feel like the more comforting of the two items stated. Love is a tricky wild animal full of the sharpest of teeth. Loss is a dead squirrel in the middle of the horse drawn [...]
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  • The Mustache Rangers refused to stop at a gas station for directions and have been lost in space. Their homing beacon will kick in soon, and we will have a fresh interpod netcast for you next week cycle.
  • Duration: 15:00
  • Where there is dirt, there will be the Mustache Rangers. Actually, that isn’t true. But the other way around seems accurate. Regardless, the Mustache Rangers are kings of the sky. Don’t you forget it, wide eyed wonderer.
  • Duration: 13:32
  • Space is lonely. The sky may appear to be full of stars, but there is much more nothing in space than there is something. The odds often seem to be against us, when it comes to connecting with another creature. Certainly, though, you should not give in to giving up. What is there to do, if [...]
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  • It is never too early to prepare yourself for the Twin Cities Improv Festival! The Mustache Rangers will performing tales from their mighty adventures in space for a living room of living peoples. The Mustache Rangers will be performing on June 23rd at 7pm. That may seem like a long time off, but that will give [...]
  • Duration: 8:26
  • In part two of an episode with two parts, the Mustache Rangers find themselves using their legs for locomotion. There are no sk8 boreds in the future. Or the past. In fact, all history of their existence has been erased. Except for this record. Which will soon be erased.
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  • Do you hate Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday? I understand. Now you can keep up with the minute to minute happening of the Mustache Rangers with Twitter. This steam powered bastion of constant communication is all the rage with the dew droppers at Earth events such as South by Southwest and internet. Internet is [...]
  • Duration: 8:53
  • You may or may not be interested in knowing facts. Facts may seem to be an affront to your belief system. For example, the belief that you can spend all of a Sunday with your best chums while leaving your lady to pine. The facts tell you that ladies need attention, flowers, and metal. If [...]
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  • Friends and enemies, welcome to the adventures of the Mustache Rangers. Some of you are new and some of you are not. We are not actually speaking of babies. We are speaking of people who have never been to this website before. But now that we think of it, babies have, in most cases, never been to [...]
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  • Woke up today to find my socks wet with a green substance. The Commander Major’s snickering is what had awoken me. I have little to no doubts that he is to blame for my sock moistness. Mustache Rangers Central Command has been piping sad songs into our ship for the last 43 hours. Was doing fine [...]
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  • Have you informed all of your Earth friends about the adventures of the Mustache Rangers? No? You’ll never make Cadet with that attitude! Mustache Rangers Central Command commands you to tell at least five of your “friends” about the Mustache Rangers today. While “friends” may be in quotation marks, do not be confused. Imaginary friends do [...]
  • Duration: 11:27
  • The Mustache Rangers are pushing, unwillingly, into action today! Can you resist the promise of thrills and spills and pills and drills and fraudulent wills and whiskey stills and an angry Mike Mills? We did not think so. Our suggestion is to give in to your desires. Let them control you. Simply make certain that [...]
  • Duration: 9:21
  • It is eternally springtime in space, which means it is always time to redecorate. Sadly, there are no antique shops in space. An old wagon wheel made into a dart board would be perfect for the room of recreation. What are the Mustache Rangers to do?
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  • Good afternoon, even if it is before noon in your location. The Mustache Rangers have one more way to waste your daily allotment of time. It is the Mustache Rangers House of Talkie Talk forum. Use it as you would any board of messages. And please post your shopping lists. It is interesting to know what you are [...]
  • Duration: 13:39
  • The Mustache Rangers have travel far and wide, but never in their 700 years have they come upon something so utterly shocking! Something that makes you want to call up your best girl and marry her, have two kids, and then fall asleep with a bottle of booze in each hand for the next fifty [...]
  • Duration: 7:02
  • When we last left our heroic Mustache Rangers, they had just landed on the planet of Bluton. What historical and/or hideous aliens will the Rangers find on the famous red planet of Bluton? Hold on one second. Wouldn’t the Mustache Rangers be the aliens on a strange new planet? The answer is no. The Mustache [...]
  • Duration: 9:02
  • Birthdays occur, even in space. You can not hide from them. They will always find you. There is nothing to do but give up and try to enjoy them. Unless you are a Mustache Ranger, as they can never give up. Under penalty of death. Although that would put an end to birthdays. This is [...]
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  • The Great Mustache demands very little. When it does demand, it is very specific. We invite you to enjoy a true rarity. A simple glimpse of the Mustache Rangers Code of Conduct. Will you prove yourself worthy of service in the Mustache Rangers or will go run screaming in the opposite direction. Hide in your [...]
  • Duration: 12:37
  • Stranded! Alone on an unfamiliar planet, the Mustache Rangers must search the barren wasteland for rocket fuel, food, and anything worth claiming for America! Chin up, Rangers. Nothing is hopeless except for those freeloading hobos. America is about hard work, gentlemen, not free rides on the freedom rails!
  • Duration: 5:58
  • Everybody needs love and admiration, even the mustachioed men of the Mustache Rangers. Their skin may be is thick as knives that are thick, but their insides are made up of Horsehoof brand Gelatin Dessert like everybody else. Will hugging be the order of business for the Mustache Rangers today? You must tune in to [...]
  • Duration: 10:41
  • Things are stirred up when the Mustache Rangers receive a message from Mustache Rangers Central Command! It looks as if they are being sent directly into a sun! Will the Mustache Ranger’s first podcast be their last? There is only one way to find out! Pick up your ears and listen!
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  • With a new year brings many new things. But usually it doesn’t. Regardless, Mustache Rangers Central Command has prepared this podcast preview of the upcoming Mustache Rangers adventures. Enjoy with our blessings. Do not enjoy with not our blessings.
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  • Good cheer to you and yours. The adventures of the Mustache Rangers are coming to a podcast delivery system near you the second Monday in January. Cheers, handshakes, and hearty back slaps are to be had and enjoyed by all! Until then, there is much you can do! Join the cadets, submit your fan art, or [...]
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  • Join America’s space conquerers! Become a cadet in the Mustache Rangers! Joining is easy! Simply send an electro-mail to mustacherangers@gmail.com containing a picture of you as a hopeful cadet! Picture must include: - You with a mustache - You providing the universally accepted symbol of a thumbs up Pictures of all new recruits will be displayed here so the [...]
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  • Outstanding Mustache Rangers cadets often show their deep admiration by supplying artistic renditions of our two heroes. Fan art offerings can be electro-mailed to mustacherangers@gmail.com Mustache Rangers Fan Art 001Mustache Rangers Fan Art 002Mustache Rangers Fan Art 003

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      • Like Buck Rogers meets Beckett, this is an absurd podcast set in space with lots of laughs. I have to listen every week!
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