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The Jersey Jerks Show

The Jersey Jerks Show podcasts

genre: Entertainment/Comedy

Check out The Jersey Jerks Show live every Tuesday night from 8-10pm EST on www.thejerseyjerksshow.com !

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05.23.12 Big Jay Oakerson
5/24/2012
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Duration: 2:18:47

Comedian Big Jay Oakerson calls in, Welcome to the family, CMT, Godfather, 50 shades, porn & jerkin off, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, Fab's birthday present, bullshit lawsuits, 911, Missy karaoke
Best of Jersey Jerks Vol 1
5/24/2012
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Duration: 1:53:19

Birth of Toosami, Study: BJs are degrading, Fab's best man speech, Count Blockula
05.15.12 Riotcast Therapy
5/17/2012
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Duration: 2:06:32

Travolta, MCA, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, Mouth Cancer, Rob Sprance calls in, Best of Show, making fun of our fans, Riotcast Therapy with Rob Sprance, Luis J Gomez & Vic, AGT, Avengers & other new movies, superhero chat
05.01.12 Dashiki
5/4/2012
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Duration: 2:06:32

Missy in the ghetto, Fab hates kids, technical problems, Marco was "known" for dating black chicks, black & white relations, Comedian Andrew Lisa checks in, style & Dashikis, racism, drivers, suicide
04.24.12 Shark Repellent Spray
4/25/2012
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Duration: 2:23:22

Adam & Eve & Riotcast, Nicholas Sparks is a cunt, unrealistic men & chick flicks, love stories in real movies, Batman & the Joker, shark repellent spray, ugly vs hot actresses, method acting, Making fun of: Seagal, Pitt, Freeman, Cage, Reeves, & more
04.17.12 Part 2 Funsize Busey
4/21/2012
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Duration: 1:19:02

Hologram concerts, speculating on who Missy's dad is, Funsize Busey, reminiscing first meeting Missy, Marco's engaged again, judging your friend's girlfriend/boyfriend, Around the world with Missy: Turkians, Swidish, and more
04.17.12 Part 1 Believe in Ferrets
4/19/2012
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Duration: 1:19:14

New tattoo, the history of Lucifer, abandoned, Missy's therapist thinks she should meet her real dad, Tupac hologram
04.10.12 Phonebooth Hepatitis
4/14/2012
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Duration: 1:54:07

Sopranos, NY, Phonebooth Hepatitis, History Trivia: Missy vs a listener, more Trivia with Missy
04.03.12 Everything Starts with an Idea
4/8/2012
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Duration: 1:15:09

Fixing Missy, Rachel & Missy's past, Therapists, Personalities, Obsessive & Anxiety, Everything starts with an idea, playing sports, drugs & alcohol, labeling people, medication, more psychoanalysis
04.03.12 Funsize Science
4/5/2012
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Duration: 1:13:35

Funsize Science & History: Franklin Institute, dinosaurs aren't real, The Art Museum & Mutter Museum, Medieval Times, US History, Everything is an Illusion, Missy questions the universe
03.31.12 Joe Matarese
4/1/2012
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Duration: 1:29:56

Comedian Joe Matarese in studio, Joe describes the Jerks studio, Back in NJ, Joe's balls and kids, Goth, watching birth, hard outs and spring break, court, Sopranos, shitty NJ, talkin shit, Joe & his wife, movies, porn and jerkin off, not for the air
03.27.12 Hunger Gay-mes
3/29/2012
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Duration: 2:18:03

Travon Martin, Pedro is creepy, Jewish Spiderman, What Pedro looks like, Tebow, The Hunger Gay-mes: Athletes, Actors, Musicians, Characters & TV, & the whole Riotcast Network
03.20.12 Part 2 Would You Rather
3/25/2012
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Duration: 1:14:27

Missy goes to the gayborhood, douchebag, Missy's 'Would You Rather' game
03.20.12 Part 1 13 Inches
3/22/2012
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Duration: 1:29:20

Missy's tits are out, 13 inches, DB Nyce calls in, Connecticut School of Broadcasting, Dinosaurs & Fossils, Horseshoe crabs, Fruit flies & alcohol, Luis J. Gomez from Hammerfisting calls in
03.13.12 Part 2 Running with Scissors
3/18/2012
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Duration: 1:04:36

Snooki got knocked up, Jersey Shore and the future of America, Reality & Educational TV, Incest, Running with scissors
03.13.12 Part 1 Toe up from the Flow up
3/16/2012
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Duration: 1:34:44

Business voice, Missy's blog, 'Toe up from the flow up,' stage fright, shit pics and shittin at work, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, Vic from Hammerfisting didnt call in
03.06.12 Part 2 Gaydar
3/10/2012
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Duration: 1:33:35

Girls are assholes, Fab's a bear, getting hit on by a gay guy and putting off gay vibes, Pedro might be homo, no homo, uncomfortable
03.06.12 Part 1 Unoriginal Gangster
3/8/2012
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Duration: 1:36:28

More Missipedia words, Die-abetes, NorWayans, Missy B.D. & Mission OD, hookers, meddlers, U.G. Unoriginal Gangster
02.28.12 FlipFlop
3/1/2012
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Duration: 2:05:02

Fab fucked up, gifts, everyone loves Marco, relationship chat, aging chicks and procreating, Missy's huge tits, asshole chicks, attention whores, friends with benefits & booty calls
02.14.12 Part 2 VD
2/18/2012
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Duration: 1:30:59

Rob Sprance from "The Glory Hole" calls in, Breakin the Law, Romance & romantic ideas, valentines day sex tips
02.14.12 Part 1 Policia
2/16/2012
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Duration: 1:32:44

Whitney Houston, Policia, Jerks invade "You know what duuuuuude," Robert Kelly's toilet and Marco the creeper, Chris' job interview, Missy's voice, Marco's VD, more Policia
02.07.12 Part 2 Stop the Vote
2/10/2012
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Duration: 1:42:19

Vic & Luis from Hammerfisting call in to talk about the "1 percenters" and fight with each other, Super Bowl chat, Stop the Vote
02.07.12 Part 1 Festivus
2/9/2012
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Duration: 1:21:52

Group argument & hashing out some family problems, attacking the "1 percenters"
01.31.12 Play Nyce
2/2/2012
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Duration: 2:46:39

Glory Hole & Hammerfisting, the east coast sucks, Marco's weight, Marco's in jail, talkin trash on Missy & Marco, DB Nyce calls in to talk the states of the Jerks
01.24.12 Testicle Difficulties
1/25/2012
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Duration: 2:07:11

Donate, Missy's tits, Fab's Heisman winning stiff-arm, chicks & sports, NFL, Joe Pa's broken heart, testicle difficulties, Marco the rapper, sex-only relationships, snoring & sleep apnea, fat talk
01.17.12 Lets start a RiotCast
1/19/2012
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Duration: 2:13:54

Robert Kelly is a bitch, Robert Kelly calls in, Vic from Hammerfisting calls in and rips Luis, Luis calls in, Andrew Lisa calls in, Italian cruise ship, Missy is scared of Fabio, more bustin Robert Kelly's balls
01.10.12 Powdered Show-Nuts
1/13/2012
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Duration: 2:20:18

**Disclaimer: During the 1st 20 minutes, the audio was awful** Technical Problems, Bustin Missy's balls, Marco hates Asians, New Years, Vomit waterfall, Chris' ugly chick, Powdered show-nuts, thinking positive
01.03.12 Brand New Year, Same Old Shit
1/6/2012
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Duration: 2:11:36

Hangin with Robert Kelly, more fun with Hammerfisting, MMA, Teenage Tourettes Camp and bustin Marco's balls, Pedro still loves Missy
12.27.11: Scarf Vader
12/30/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Fab's Christmas sweater party, making fun of Christmas gifts, hating on Christmas, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in
12.20.11: Abdullah Oblagaba
12/22/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Hammerfisting, Rob Spance scolds the Jerks, Missy shows up late, Bill of Writer, rickshaw.com, Abdullah Oblagaba, Missy's voice, details, Manpackage
12.13.11: Anger Management
12/15/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

The Jersey Jerks Show bitch about Riotcast.com, live shows, Pedro calls in, & more
12.06.11: Three Wise Men
12/9/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Comedian Andrew Lisa in studio, Marco & Missy, Fab turns in his man card, sexual harassment, chicks arent funny, cock blocking, talking to chicks, couch dances, cats & dogs, violence for the sake of violence, TV bullshit, nudity
11.29.11: Deviante
12/2/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

New Glory Hole shows, NJ's top criminal defense attorney Richard Klineburger in studio, Italians & Jews, Sandusky's bail, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, money, drugs, Rich & Marco's sister, Marco & Rich's sister, Missy is a deviante, much more
11.22.11: Don Paterno
11/25/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Concerts, Missy's new hobbies, Scan, Teachers bullying special needs kids, Missy & Marco are hypocrites, The media is bullshit, Lee Corso, Paterno's legacy, Don Paterno, NFL & criminals, Christopher Walken, Missipedia
11.15.11: Andrew Lisa
11/17/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Comedian Andrew Lisa is in studio, Andrew fights with church people, Pedro calls in, clean comedy, the after party with Andrew & Mike Morse, the beach & the west coast, Mike Morse cockblocks Chris, PSU chat, Tebow, Comedian Robert Kelly calls in
11.08.11: Macatche
11/11/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

AMC & zombies; Heavy Dead, Smokin Joe, Ali, & Tyson; Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, Missy's favorite bands, entertainment news, JoePa, sexual harassment, Marco hates other podcasts
11.01.11: Anniversary
11/4/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Happy Anniversary Missy, Halloween and horror movies, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, Missy's mini skirts at work, helium casting call, horrible bit, worst show ever, Missy questions
10.18.11: Da fuck is u doin?
10/21/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Missipedia, dead Nascar driver, gas and wars, Pedro calls in, news fuckups, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, fun with autotune
10.11.11: Girls dont have pancreases
10/14/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Jerks nominated, Marco the goat, Missy's alien voice, Fred, Chris' cat, gentlemen crickets, girls dont have pancreases, humans and gizzards, LG optimus prime, Coco & spanish, sex soundbytes, Nostradamish and pigs, sports, haunted houses & horror movies
10.04.11: Missipedia
10/8/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Pedro calls in, multiple personalities, Missy's dog died, death & afterlife, religion, radio inadequacies, facebook bullshit, vinyl, DB Nyce calls in, Missy sings, Missy wheezes & gargles, making fun of Missy's voice, energy, ghosts
09.27.11: Singularian
10/2/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Dr. Z, Hot sauce, hangin with your dead friend, Missipedia, Dick athletes & celebrities, stuck in an elevator, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, Urban Dictionary words, soundbyte gold
09.20.11: Too Tired to Think
9/23/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Fab's sexist, Special Olympics & Arching, Missy ringtones, Dinosaurs & Blastonian, Sarah Palin & Glen Rice, 80s chicks, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, female comedians, Missy vs. Marco Jeopardy
09.13.11: Podcast Awards
9/16/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Jerks call into Robert Kelly's Podcast, Podcast Awards, NFL, 10 year anniversary of 9/11, new studio, Curb, cartoons & TV, villains
09.06.11: Splat
9/12/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Marco's miserable, Farmer's Almanac, Fab's girl is going skydiving & Fab isn't happy, phobias, roller coasters, bungee jumping, adrenaline, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, RJ calls in
08.30.11: Grecians
9/6/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Hurricane Irene, the Jerks get recognized, high school football, Missy's hurricane research, Grecians, scientology, Rob Sprance checks in, Greek mythology, boom, testosterone, flash mobs & bad parenting, shitty government programs, white collar crime
08.23.11: Poseidons Trident
8/26/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

East coast earthquake, Missy's earthquake theories, Comedian Robert Kelly calls in, religion & greek mythology, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, Missy's research homework, Fetus facebook page
08.16.11: Coco Lopez
8/18/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Missy does more research, Missy's other personalities, Pedro calls in, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, the apocalypse and your inner chimp, women vs. men
08.09.11: Mega Midget and Acid Face
8/12/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Missy's back; messin with soundbytes; London; Mega Midget & Acid Face; Comedian Andrew Lisa checks in; Comedian Vinnie Brand calls in; Robert Kelly needs an appointment to talk to the Jerks; fuckin ugly chicks; Fab = shitty wingman & Chris = hypocrite
08.02.11: Period Piece
8/4/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

New Jerk in studio, cock bragging, chewing on tampons, braveheart, red wings, teabagging drinks, fat chicks, hookers, grannys, happy endings, asshole eating, Comedian Andrew Lisa's battle with hecklers, Marianna calls in
07.26.11: Mad Long Time Ago Era
7/29/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

More on the Spider Factory, Amy Winehouse and the 27 Club, Cobain conspiracy, Comedian Joe Matarese calls in, bustin Matarese's balls, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in
07.19.11: Spider Factory
7/21/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Marco's off, Missy's birthday, bullshittin about old birthdays, girls farting & shitting, cleaning shit & puke, annoying hot chicks, Seth MacFarland, funny movies, hot chicks, Don Jamieson & Andrew Lisa, TV, Missy showed up last week, The Spider Factory
07.05.11: Jim Florentine
7/9/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Comedian Robert Kelly calls in to talk about being the newest member of the Glory Hole Network and ends up co-hosting the entire show!
06.28.11: Robert Kelly
7/1/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Comedian Robert Kelly calls in to talk about being the newest member of the Glory Hole Network and ends up co-hosting the entire show!
06.22.11: Ryan's Done
6/23/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Missy's off, 2 new 'flagship' shows, Marco moved out, Chris & Marco are gonna be roommates, Fab's date & making Fab uncomfortable, buying drinks for bitches, Ryan's done, Marco got cockblocked...by a chick, using rubbers, losing & gaining weight
06.14.11: Cease & Assist
6/19/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Telemundo, beards, our show got jacked, cease & assist, Tracy Morgan, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, Glory Hole fanclub checks in, Fab's laugh, Pedro's video, The Empire Strikes Back: The Glory Hole Show responds to our ball busting, Rob Sprance calls in, chatting about the other Glory Hole Shows
06.07.11: Count Blockula
6/9/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Another brilliant intro, the callers got Marco's back, the show & pussy, making fun on guys who are in shape, treating girls like shit, breakin Fab's balls, Fab spends a shitload of money at Marco's bar, Fab's brother cockblocks Chris, Count Blockula, Marco steps up, Fab's brother calls in to defend himself and a big argument ensues, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in
05.31.11: The "Other" Show
6/3/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Our worst intro ever, The "Other" Show, Cali's snort, Marco tries to use the show to get laid, Missy gets the most pussy on the show, Fab puts in too much work, slapboxing with chicks, Rob Sprance of "The Glory Hole" calls in to acknowledge the "Other" Show, Chris gets caught lying to a chick and is angry at women, Pedro calls in to molest Missy, Chris is an asshole and meets an asshole, Fat people in pictures, Chris always end up fighting chicks, gay questions
05.24.11: Catfish
5/26/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Harold Camping is a douchebag, Missy is retarded, giant catfish, boulders, and other stupid natural disaster myths, Missy's dog died, Joplin tornado, CDC & Zombies, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, how to prepare for a Zombie attack, Missy loves "orange tic tac" jauns, Fab gets sick from expired meds, drug use debate, bullshittin about the patriot act and privacy, stupid Facebook updates, 'dead baby' trends on Twitter, 'Why You Suck in Bed' accepts The Jersey Jerks Show challenge
05.17.11: Sloppy Balboa
5/18/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Chris saves a life, Fab went to the Kentucky Derby and got into it with a security guard, bathroom argument, Marco's "Celebrity Boxing" match, Marco's legs, The Jerks got no exposure from the fight, The "Why You Suck in Bed" show was featured on Howard 100 News, The Jerks answer the girl's counter-challenge, another encounter between Marco & Dr. Stacy, Marco's a douchebag, The Jerks hammer another podcast, Comedian ANDREW LISA calls in, 5/21/11 is supposed to be the end of the world, Y2K, Zombies, Aliens, SkyNet, Nuclear Holocaust, Killer Clowns, your own personal hell, Arnold's house help and Mexi-kid
05.03.11: Technical Difficulties
5/18/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

SHAWN & MARLON WAYANS call in, Technical Difficulties Recap, The Jerks continue to break Marco's balls for going out on a date with Dr. Stacy from the "Why You Suck in Bed" show and failing to give details or even admit to it, Marco threatens to quit, more busting Marco's balls, bin Laden & Navy Seals chat, more busting Marco's balls, Pedro calls in and makes Missy uncomfortable, The Jerks re-enact the bin Laden killing with "Pedro" as bin Laden
04.26.11: The Challenge
4/30/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

The 'Why You Suck in Bed' Show and getting fucked with a strap-on, exit only assholes, A challenge to Dr. Stacy & Cali, talking about what a dick our friend is, talking shit on some of our other friends, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, Pedro jerks off to Missy's picture/The New Zealand war dance, making fun of a friend with shitty breath and trying to tell him about it, bleaching assholes & extending another challenge to the Why You Suck in Bed Show, Shawn & Marlon Wayans might call in next week, chatting about old interviews
04.19.11: Robert Kelly/Joe DeRosa
4/21/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

Comedian Andrew Lisa stops by the studio, a little chat about gloryholeradio.com and the fans, bangin a girl on her period/Comedians Joe Derosa & Robert Kelly call in to promote their short move 'Cheat' at the Tribecca Film Festival and talk about shitty podcasts, eating excessively, jewish standup comedy, horror movies, movies & advice, man dates, more eating, Joe & Robert busting each others balls, rats, peeping through windows, and more/Trains & public transportation, smelly cab drivers, american indians, tornadoes, racism & the government, gross porn videos, foreskin, cock piercings & tattoos, 3rd world countries cutting clits off, fake tits & cosmetic surgery/Talking shit on celebrities: Kelly LeBrock, Kirstie Alley, Pam Anderson, Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, Nicholas Cage, John Travolta, Hillary Swank, Charlie Sheen, and more/Hairy vaginas & 70s poon, reparations, racism & reverse racism, affirmative action, segregation, and clean comedians
04.12.11: The Glory Hole Family
4/14/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

I. The Jersey Jerks Show is welcomed to The Glory Hole Radio Network with a bunch of phone calls: Rob Sprance, Big Mike, and Franco DelValle of The Glory Hole, Dr. Stacy & Bruno of Why You Suck in Bed, Kevin Kraft of The Mad Scientist Party Hour, and Pedro II. A shitty podcast uses our name to try to get listeners, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in, introducing each other to Glory Hole Nation
04.05.11: The Glory Hole Announcement
4/8/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

I. "Jersey Shore" wannabe Jeff Miranda drops out of Damon Feldman's Celebrity Boxing match against Marco, the Jerks call Jeff, another podcaster wants to fight Marco, talking more trash on Jeff Miranda, massaging Marco's ego II. The new "Fat Tax" in Arizona, Comedian ANDREW LISA calls in III. Facebook chat: facebook friends you dont know or like, stupid & personal status updates, checking out each other's facebook pages, more of Marco's ego IV. The Jersey Jerks Show joins the Glory Hole Radio Network
03.29.11: Marco's Training
4/5/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

I. Japan & cancer, Marco's training: weigh in & diet II. Sending picture messages of shit and other things III. Marco's trainer and Stand up Comedian Joe Ferry stops by the studio to talk about Marco's diet, cardio, breathing, training, strategy, winning a decision, Marco being knocked out by a cardboard box, taking a punch, knockouts, & glass jaws IV. Joe Ferry's standup career, health wake up call, fitness & steroids, hating going to the gym, weight loss challenge, Marco gets tossed from his gym, outdoor training, losing weight and gaining it back
03.22.11: Celebrity Boxing
3/25/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

I. Marco challenges Jeff Miranda of the Jersey Shore to a "Celebrity" boxing match, bullshitting about the challenge & Marco's training II. Meeting an Eskimo in New Jersey & drinking our faces off, JEFF MIRANDA of the JERSEY SHORE calls in to accept Marco's challenge III. Would you be on a reality TV show? IV. Comedian JOE MATARESE calls in & gets his balls busted by Fab & Marco, Marco gets some tit, Chris hooks up with a beast, Fab & Chris argue about the details, more bullshittin about the Eskimo
03.15.11: Toosami
3/16/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

I. Bullshittin about Japan, the TOOSAMI, & Missy's sneeze II. Chris, Fab, & Shizzle go drinkin in AC with some bitches: 1 of the bitches gets 'pissed,' gay barriers, Fab's age, and more; Henry Mack strikes out III. Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in to talk about Japan, Gilbert Gottfried, & pissing your pants IV. Fab the leprechaun, Marco goes on a date and the Jerks bust his balls, the awkward end of Marco's date, Missy's kind of retarded tonight, vaginas that have been destroyed by babies, more bustin marco's balls, White trash St. Patty's day party
03.08.11: Shitting your pants
3/11/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

I. Giving up stuff for Lent, Charlie Sheen, A little Phillies talk with Jay Ballz of phoulballz.com, Robert Kelly's show in Point Pleasant II. Marco's sweet 36th birthday party: Marco massages his ego, nobody shows up, Marco acts like he owns the joint, Missy disappears, trying to bang a friend's sister, breakin Marco's balls, Missy & Fab get into it, Missy's boyfriend calls in III. A caller shits his pants, shit & puking stories
03.01.11: Comedians Jim Norton, Robert Kelly, & Mike DeStefano call in
3/6/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

I. Marco's been practicing the Robert Kelly nutslap technique II. Comedian MIKE DESTEFANO calls in to chat about drugs, recovery, & made men III. Missy actually got invited out this weekend, an overall boring weekend, Jeffrey Lurie won an Oscar, & a little Charlie Sheen chat IV. Comedian JIM NORTON calls in to discuss radio & podcasting, Robert Kelly & ballslapping, other comedians, TV shows, & women in radio V. Bill Burr's hatefest in Philadelphia & Marco's dying VI. Comedian ANDREW LISA calls in to bust the Jerks' balls, Bill Burr, & his experience with Jim Norton VII. Breakin Robert Kelly's balls, Missy's first girl crush, Missy & Fab argue about Saturday night, & Avatar/Superhero porn, VIII. Comedian ROBERT KELLY calls in to talk about injuries during man hugs, drinking & drugs, the good old days, Robert & his wife, technology, O&A Fans, kegal, & the bet with Marco
02.22.11: Blood Sperm
2/24/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

I. The Fab health watch, Fab's on a roll with the chicks, planning a Jersey Jerks Show titty bar trip, The Ricky Gervais show, Missy feels left out, Chris & Missy attack Fab & Marco, Fab gets pissed II. Marco goes on a day date, The Jerks grill Marco about his date and Marco doesn't remember a word she said, Fab kind of apologizes for offending a friend of his on the show, getting cockblocked by a friend of yours, Fab thinks Chris is too vulgar when talking to bitches, Is Marco a social outcast? Chris is irritated with a friend, Fab gets pushed into talking to a crazy chick
02.15.11: Divorce Watch & Bustin Balls
2/18/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

I. Hatin' on Valentine's Day, Marco finally gets some good news, ignoring a bitch works, & domestic abuse II. Flowers on Valentine's Day, guys get fucked on holidays, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in III. Marco's into a chick that he "tried" to hook Fab up with years ago, Bustin Marco's balls for being a shitty friend, Chris is the best wingman in history IV. Chris takes a girl's breath away, a couple of us strike out, shots makes Fab's brother an angry fucker, & gettin hit on by ugly people V. More of kickin Marco in the balls and shitty friends in general, getting a pass when you're drunk, and somehow we get back to fat chicks
02.08.11: Missy's 3some
2/9/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

I. Missy's back with a three-some story and some vagina, ass, & tits, spewing some more hatred at the Jersey Shore and their next season in Italy II. Marco & Missy get into it, a friend of ours calls in with a lousy prank call and sends the Jerks on a 20 minute rant about our shitty friends and getting rid of the phones III. Stupid people who believe in holistic medicine & praying over hospitals, asshole drivers, old people, stupid & ignorant people in stores and supermarkets, old people, the 10 items or less line, old people, strange people talking to you, more fuckin old people, the smell of sex, the Marco divorce watch update, advice for Marco from the Jerks
02.01.11: Drinkin & Fat Chicks
2/3/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

I. Greg Fitzsimmons cancelled, Fab's sick, Missy called out, & Jerry's in studio II. Bustin each others balls a little bit, A couple Jersey Jerks Show nights out: Shizzle's girl, Chris is a pussy, Jerry gets some digits, diners, hangin with Comedian Joe Matarese, Old drunk dude, Fat chicks love Chris, and other random thoughts III. Rippin TV shows we hate IV. Marco confided in a friend and feels he got stabbed in the back, Chat about how much you should tell your wife about shit that doesn't concern her, Marco's friend calls in V. Comedian Joe Matarese checks in
01.25.11: Fab's cancer joke on Chris
1/27/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

I. Chris is sick, Terrorist bombing, & Marco got laid but is awful at giving details II. 'God Hates Fags' hate group protests local soldiers funeral III. Jersey Jerks show night out: No parking in Philly, Chris gets attacked by a beast, Fab plays a joke on the beast and Chris, Chris looks sick, Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in to bust balls and talk about the movie 'Black Swan' IV. Penetration in real movies, Can we return to the scene of the crime? V. Reminiscing about vacations: Disgusting sweating, Rich's velour 76ers suit, Drunk driving, chinese food, Hooters waitresses, Calling your girlfriend from vacation, pissing in the ice machine, and more VI. How far is too far for a wing man? VII. So...whats the fattest chick you banged?
01.11.11: Comedian Robert Kelly calls in
1/12/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

I. Football talk & Marco's night at a wrestling event II. Comedian ROBERT KELLY called in to talk about Margaret Cho, technology, finding the perfect jacket, threesomes and bisexual women, and to bust Joe Matarese's balls III. Snowblowers & shoveling, Chris' run in with a drunk asshole and a pig, barebacking or condoms, getting soft and growing up, dirty vag & girls that smell IV. Rap, rock, and music discussion
01.04.11: New Years Bullshit
1/6/2011
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Duration: 2:00:00

I. New Years Eve bullshit, lesbians, whiney women, bustin each others balls, & resolutions II. Classy & dirty strip clubs, glitter, strip club stories, & pre-cum sweatpants III. Why is Dick Clark still on New Year's Rockin Eve IV. Bisexual biches, scientology, becoming gay, and the word 'fag' V. Hate hate hate hate hate! VI. Girls are terrible bitches, relationship settling and marriage, big weddings are bullshit, & advice for Marco trying to sell Satan's Den VII. Comedian Andrew Lisa calls in
12.28.10: Comedian Don Jamieson calls in
12/30/2010
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Duration: 2:00:00

I. Babbling about all sorts of bullshit... II. Comedian DON JAMIESON calls in to promote his NYE gig in Point Pleasant, NJ III. The Jersey Jerks Show gets censored...
12.25.10: Christmas Day Bonus Nonsense
12/25/2010
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I. The Jersey Jerks get on the air to test some equipment and end up doing a show...and Fab buries another podcast
12.21.10: Marco is getting divorced
12/23/2010
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I. Phones are down/Don Jamieson was supposed to call in II. The Jersey Jerks Show is now on Stitcher.com III. Marco is getting divorced IV. Christmas movies argument V. Bad Christmas presents VI. Christmas plans VII. Should Fab buy the girl he's dating a Christmas gift? IX. Watching a little porn
12.14.10: Fresh Balls
12/16/2010
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I. Marco has the shits II. Missy's boyfriend hates funny movies III. Discussing hot female celebrities IV. Holiday pussy vs. Summertime pussy V. Thongs, floppy tits, & fat knowledge VI. Cartoons, cancelled TV shows, & argument about The Sopranos ending VII. Some movie & superhero talk; Megan Fox is terrible VIII. Fresh Balls & Fresh Breasts IX. Fleshlights & other masturbation toys X. Manscaping & grooming
12.07.10: Comedian Gary Gulman calls in
12/8/2010
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I. Marco's back... II. Missy traumatized a little kid at the aquarium; Fab went to a wedding III. Comedian Gary Gulman calls to chat Jewish culture, his new holiday CD, and promote his standup appearance at Helium in Philly IV. Comedian James "The Glow" Goff calls in from a gig in NYC V. Chris calls a girl the wrong name VI. Comedian Joe Matarese calls in on his ride home from the Stress Factory
11.30.10: Degrading Blow Jobs
12/1/2010
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I. Turkey day, white & dark meat, night before Thanksgiving, hecklers, and more rambling II. Study: 78% of women who give BJs find in degrading to women; BJs, eating snatch, and more sex talk III. The Jersey Jerks Show was nominated for the 2010 Best Comedy on www.podcastawards.com IV. Chat about the Comedy Contest at Sarcasm Comedy Club with contestant Andrew Lisa and headliner Joe Matarese V. Comedian Gary Gulman will be calling into the show next week
11.23.10: Sex, GW, & Midgets
11/26/2010
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I. Jackass 3D and Midget brawls II. Airport Security III. Fun with George W. IV. Making sex tapes V. Fab cums too fast VI. Comedian Joe Matarese checks in to talk about his problems, podcasts, and home renovations
11.16.10: How far would you go for money?
11/18/2010
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I. A little Eagles & Michael Vick talk II. Jersey Jerks shitty night drinking & fat chick tries to eat Chris for dinner III. Marco & Fab argue about stealing Facebook friends IV. How far would you go for money?
11.09.10: Comedian Joe Matarese calls in
11/10/2010
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I. The white trash destruction of the Spectrum II. Comedian JOE MATARESE calls in III. Chat about hecklers; Missy calls in IV. Comedian Joe Matarese calls back
11.02.10: Assholes
11/3/2010
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I. Halloween Parties II. How violent could the World Series parade in San Francisco be? III. Study says Alcohol is the most harmful drug IV. Most fucked up thing you did while under the influence V. Ranting about some asshole we know
10.26.10: Comedian Jim Breuer calls in & the debut of Missy
10/27/2010
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I. The debut of our newest addition, Missy Car II. Bullshittin about fat chicks, cancer update, Madonna, Jersey Shore, & China III. Comedian JIM BREUER calls in to promote his Comedy Show in Atlantic City & his new book "I'm Not High (But I got a Lot of Stories about Life as a Goat Boy, a Dad, and a Spiritual Warrior)" IV. A little Phillies & Eagles talk V. Halloween costumes & parties
10.19.10: Comedian Tony Clifton calls in
10/20/2010
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I. Technical Difficulties II. Comedian, Lounge Singer, & Andy Kaufman's alter ego Tony Clifton call into the show III. Marco's run in with an asshole; Chris' trip to the animal hospital IV. Ugly chick arrested for pretending to be a teenage boy V. Rutgers student commits suicide; what would you do if your friend came out of the closet? VI. Announcement: Comedian Jim Breuer will be calling into the show next week 10.26.10
10.12.10: Comedian Jim Florentine calls in
10/14/2010
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I. Armpit Cancer II. Comedian Jim Florentine of That Metal Show, Crank Yankers, Terrorizing Telemarketers, and Meet the Creeps calls in III. Fun with Florentine IV. Brett Favre's cock
10.05.10: The Jerks night on the A-list
10/6/2010
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I. Jerks going big time? Syndicated on 92.9 TalkRadioX FM in McKinney, Texas II. Comedian & Friend of the Show Robert Kelly calls in III. Jerks night on the A-List: Hangin with Comedians Robert Kelly, Vinnie Brand, Morgan Murphy & Craig "Horsedick.mpeg" Robinson from 'The Office' and 'Hot Tub Time Machine' IV. Comedy loses another great: R.I.P. Greg Giraldo V. We hate on ourselves for being fat and disgusting
09.28.10: Comedian Robert Kelly calls in
9/29/2010
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I. Comedian Robert Kelly calls in II. Rules for banging a friend's ex-girlfriend III. Annoying bitch on the Delta flight
09.21.10: Hangin with Comedian Andrew Lisa
9/23/2010
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I. Comedian Andrew Lisa's appearance in Philly II. Female Standup Comedians III. Putting your foot in your mouth IV. Comedian Robert Kelly on The Jersey Jerks Show 09.28.10
08.31.10: Bangin pregnant chicks
9/1/2010
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I. One of our "Jerkoffs" gets flashed II. Fuckin pregnant chicks? III. Marco emailed Ryan Seacrest/State of the Jerks Address IV. Fab's horrible date
08.24.10: Jersey Shore hate
8/26/2010
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I. How the fuck does "The Situation" earn $5 million this year? II. Disney's dress code problem III. 31 year old tried as juvenile IV. Prank phone calls
08.17.10: Mosque, Jet Blue, & other stuff
8/19/2010
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I. We're back, Psychics, & Fantasy Football II. Karaoke Cover Bands III. Flight Attendent goes apeshit IV. Mosque @ 9-11 site? V. Fab yells at Marco
08.03.10: How far would you go for money?
8/7/2010
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I. Chris' Kidney Stones II. Phillies talk with Jay Ballz of Phoulballz.com III. Mel Gibson's voicemails IV. What weird shit do you believe in? V. How far would you go for money game w/ Henry
07.27.10: Frontal Male Nudity
7/30/2010
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I. Road Rage & Technical Problems II. New Mel Gibson Tape & Song Parodies III. Why all the Male Nudity in TV/Movies? IV. Boxing out, UFC in?
07.20.10: Atlantic City
7/22/2010
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I. The Zombie Apocalypse II. Drunken night in Atlantic City III. Is Chinese Food dog meat? IV. More Mad Mel tapes
07.13.10: Mel Gibson tapes...uncut
7/15/2010
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I. Steinbrenner is dead II. Mel Gibson tapes...uncut III. LeBron argument IV. Hooker spreads more than her legs
07.06.10: Fireworks
7/8/2010
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I. 4th of July & Fireworks II. Tiger's wife III. Blind Drivers IV. Dave Chappelle lost his fuckin mind V. Racial Comedy
06.29.10: Life in the year 2050
6/30/2010
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I. World Cup players slaps female reporter II. Pussy with teeth? III. Michael Douglas' ex wife is a greedy whore IV. Bam Margera gets fucked up V. What will the world be like in 2050?
06.22.10: Special Olympic Softball
6/27/2010
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I. Special Olympic Softball & Marco's asshole II. Porn Star kills co-worker with prop III. Athletes in trouble IV. Stanley Cup & Shitty Parents V. Shitty Actors in Great Movies
06.08.10: Weird eating habits & Superpowers
6/10/2010
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I. Flyers, BP, & Natalie Holloway II. Racist Teachers & Debt Collectors III. Celebrity Riders IV. Weird Eating Habits V. Getting struck by lightning & Superpowers
06.01.10: Coke-a-Colon
6/2/2010
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I. Memorial day, BBQs, & retarded people II. Chris' graduation thank yous... III. Gary Coleman & Dennis Hopper IV. Stanley Cup V. News Break VI. Coke-a-Colon
05.25.10: Fab's birthday
5/29/2010
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I. Fab's birthday and fat/ugly chicks II. Flyers vs Black Hawks III. Online dating & Craigslist ads IV. Eat Ass, Florida V. Sex tape mom VI. Hooters doesnt like cows serving food
05.18.10: Homeless hate
5/23/2010
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I. Fab's back II. Flyers III. 10 year old survives plane crash IV. Mom throws garbage in the river V. Woman fakes her own abduction VI. More homeless hate VII. IHOP must be a great place to work
05.11.10: Contract dispute with Fab
5/13/2010
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I. Contract dispute with Fab II. Jersey Jerks disaster update III. Arizona still hates Mexicans IV. Attempted NYC car bombing V. Phillies fan gets tasered VI. LT should have kept his sack in his pants VII. Wrestling fans are insane VIII. Fat chick bites someone's ear off IX. Fab calls in
04.27.10: Immigrants
4/29/2010
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I. Disaster Update II. Code Red III. South Park threatened IV. Tito Ortiz's most impressive knockout V. Nobody gives a shit about bums VI. Stephen Hawking & Aliens VII. Immigration laws
04.21.10: Is Marco dumber than a 3rd grader?
4/23/2010
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I. Disaster Update II. Asshole Phillies Fan III. PA School Spies on Students IV. 3rd Graders Love Heroin V. Naked Stalker VI. White Power in LA VII. Road Rage VII. Are You Smarter Than a 3rd Grader?
04.13.10: Amber Lamps
4/15/2010
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I. Disaster Update II. Crash Tax III. Funeral Van Towed with Body Inside IV. Adopted Kid Sent Back to Russia V. Steven Seagal VI. Double Standards VII. Amber Lamps
04.06.10: Porn for the blind
4/8/2010
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I. McNabb to the Skins II. Mexican Earthquake III. Depressed Pilots IV. Facebook is the Devil V. "Handy Mandy" VI. WTC: Jump or go down with the building? VII. How would you want to die & your obituary VIII. Who gives a shit? IX. Porn for the Blind
03.30.10: How far would you go for money?
3/31/2010
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I. Philly Flash Mobs II. World Series Ticket Whore III. Teen Suicide IV. Marriage "Myths & Facts" V. How Far Would You Go For Money Game
03.23.10: Big Pussy & Walmart Prank
3/24/2010
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I. Andrew Lisa, Vinnie Pastore (Big Pussy), & Standup Comedy II. 14 Year Old Rapist III. Chick With 4 Tits IV. Jogger Killed by Airplane V. Childhood Obesity VI. Walmart Prank VII. Who Gives a Shit? VIII. Helium Movie Lines
03.16.10: Drinking Show
3/19/2010
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I. Drinking Show Rules II. St. Patrick's Day Stuff III. Avoiding a Hangover IV. Drinking Myths V. Tips to become a better drunk driver VI. Drunken Sex
03.09.10: Cheating
3/10/2010
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I. Marco's Day in the ER II. Academy Awards are Horseshit III. Kids Clearing Airplanes IV. Stupid Teachers V. DC Sniper Victim in Studio VI. Rapelisberger...Allegedly VII. Cheating
03.02.10: Fake Diseases
3/3/2010
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I. Earthquake Stuff II. Pole Dancing & The Strip Club Olympics III. Killer Whale IV. Sex Rehab & Other Fake Diseases V. Ass Play VI. Who Should Play These Celebs in a Movie? VII. Movie Quotes Game
02.23.10: Booty Call Commandments
2/25/2010
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I. Sweet101Rocks! II. Stereotypes III. Booty Call Commandments IV. Fab's Best Man Speech V. TV Trivia
02.16.10: Fat Discrimination
2/18/2010
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I. Valentine's Day II. Would you tell your friend if his wife/gf came on to you? III. Movie Trivia Game IV. Facebook Updates V. Haitian Idol VI. More Fat Discrimination
02.09.10: Super Bowl
2/11/2010
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I. Super Bowl & Commercials II. Olympics III. Academy Award Nominations IV. Mite Club
02.02.10: Women's pet peeves
2/4/2010
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I. Bed, Bad, & Beyond: Women's pet peeves between the sheets and what women dont want to hear in bed II. Fat Discrimination: Lincoln U and Beautifulpeople.com III. Actors who passed on movie roles IV. Signs that you're dating a shitty woman
01.19.10: How far would you go for money?
1/21/2010
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I. Marco's New Dog II. Haiti III. Things women do that annoy the shit out of us IV. How far would we go for $$$$ V. "The Stank"
01.12.10: A New Year...
1/14/2010
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I. Why we took a week off... II. New Years parties, resolutions, etc III. Eagles season is over early...again IV. Artie Lange's suicide attempt V. How do you know when a relationship is over? VI. Things women do to try to impress men VII. Who should play Spiderman in the new movie? VIII. In theaters for January...
12.29.09: Best of 2009
12/31/2009
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I. Emails II. Top 5 TV Shows of 2009 III. Jerks Best/Worst Sports Moments of 2009 IV. 2009 Celebrity Deaths V. Getting caught having sex VI. Top 5 Assholes of 2009 VII. How do you like your pussy? VIII. Entertainer of the Year IX. Best personal moment of 2009 X. Our favorite Jersey Jerks Show
12.22.09: XXX-mas Show
12/24/2009
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I. Last Week's Technical Difficulties II. The blizzard (driving, shoveling; do you like snow) III. Christmas Gifts IV. Andrew Lisa appearance V. Slugtrail Christmas Poem VI. Top 5 Christmas Movies VII. Brittney Murphy & Chris Henry are dead VIII. Strangest place you ever had sex IX. Farting at the wrong moment X. When is it ok to fart in front of your girlfriend
12.17.09: Breakups
12/20/2009
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I. Emails II. MTV's The Jersey Shore III. More Tiger Stuff (Pride or Money?) IV. Movie Remakes V. How to breakup or get her to breakup with you VI. The Asshole Tax
12.08.09: Calling 1 of Tiger's whores
12/10/2009
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I. Emails II. Sports III. Tiger Woods stuff (Jaimee Grubbs call) IV. Practical Jokes V. Jerks Call Samantha's Heel VI. Top 5 Guy Movies of 2009 VII. Revenge Stories
12.01.09: Go Pink
12/3/2009
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I. Emails II. Night before Thanksgiving III. What to do when you get hit on by a fat chick IV. Where do you go to meet hot girls V. "Go Pink" Campaign VI. Building the perfect woman VII. Kinky sex VIII. Wingman Stories
11.24.09: Kissing a chick after a BJ
11/27/2009
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I. Black Friday II. Twilight: New Moon Bullshit III. Celebrities who dont deserve to be celebrities IV. Sports V. Kissing a girl after she blows you VI. Most embarassing sex moment VII. Real or Fake Tits VIII. News Block
11.17.09: and...BEGIN!
11/19/2009
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Why get married?/Neighbors/Sports/Crying during TV/Movies/Gayest thing you ever did on a date/Cougar List & Cougar Formula/Part of females you are most attracted to/News

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