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  • 11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his bedroom closet.
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  • Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his Mother-In-Law go smoothly.
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  • Designers say the new game explores the endless paperwork, routine patrolling a modern day soldier endures in photorealistic detail.
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  • Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.
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  • An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn Beck.
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  • People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth.
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  • Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality.
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  • In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting 'disgusting' and 'completely inappropriate.'
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  • Steam Room analysts debate whether the International Fencing Federation should rein in this rogue, or if De La Croix will narrowly escape yet again.
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  • Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night.
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  • White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes.
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  • The CDC's new anti-smoking campaign effectively reaches teens with a simple message: if you smoke, people are going to know you're totally crazy for butt sex.
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  • Panelists discuss whether Obama's openly loving family is a slap in the face to the average American who only bears feelings of resentment towards relatives.
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  • On Raw Justice, host Dean Reid investigates the closed case of an 'accidental' fire and finds shocking new evidence of sexually motivated arson.
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  • 8 year old Lucas Armitage has become a national hero after bravely defending his home by shooting a burglar multiple times in the chest and neck.
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  • Congress is deadlocked on the best way to get a bat out of their committee chamber.
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  • As Americans rush to join the Nouveau Poor, panelists debate whether the newly poor are capable of integrating with long established poor families from old poverty roots.
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  • Innocent civilians across the impact zone are picking up the pieces after Secretary of State Clinton's tedious visits to their farms, cultural centers.
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  • Americans say attending a 911 vigil or observing a moment of silence to only then come home to jerk off is disrespectful and wrong.
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  • Thanks to the NFL's Mentoring Program, the Lions got to spend a fun-filled day with the pros learning to catch, tackle.
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  • 'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children.

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      • I really enjoy this podcast. Extremely funny and witty if you know what's going on around the world. highly recommended.
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