Moviesucktastic

Joey Guida & Scott Wilson podcasts

MovieSucktastic is the movie review podcast that isn't afraid to occasionally stray from the path. Hosted by film fanatics Joey and Scott, MovieSucktastic includes features like the Finger List, Cinematic Confessional, and Movie Viewing Challenges. All kinds of films are discussed and dissected, with a special loving emphasis on bad movies. Want to hear what an out of work writer prone to ranting and an IT Tech with an exhaustive memory think about your latest Netflix rental? You've come to the right place.

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Episode 73: Summer Blockbusters 2012
5/17/2012
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Duration: 2:00:29

Want to know what blockbusters are coming out this Summer? Look no further! Scott and Joey talk Summer blockbusters of 2012 and also do The Top Ten and Finger List.
Episode 72: Van Helsing
5/10/2012
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Duration: 2:02:53

We cover John Travolta news, The Top Ten, The Finger List and we review the big budget excuse for a film Van Helsing all while Scott drinks too much wine.
Episode 71: The Hunger Games
5/3/2012
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Duration: 1:50:39

This week Scott and Joey review The Hunger Games, do movie news and Joey tries to pay attention while watching Hockey!
Episode 70: King Kong (2005)
4/28/2012
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Duration: 2:06:25

We review Peter Jackson's King Kong. Is the film too long? You bet! Is it overhyped? Correct again! The Top Ten, Finger List and for the second straight week, technical difficulties!
Episode 69: Titanic
4/19/2012
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Duration: 2:29:11

We review Titanic all while having technical difficulties during the show. Ironic. We're back to form doing The Top Ten, Finger List and Scott brings back The Terrible Game reads!
Episode 68: Snakes On A Plane
4/12/2012
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Duration: 1:22:15

Ridley Scott Prometheus news, Top Ten, Finger List as well as what's coming to theaters April 13, 2012. We also review Snakes On A Plane until Joey's PC decided to crap out. Enjoy!
Episode 67: Crocodile Dundee I and II
4/5/2012
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Duration: 1:53:48

We do a late night review of Crocodile Dundee I and II. We've come to the conclusion that we really like Paul Hogan. We also do the Top Ten and Finger List.
Episode 66: The Shrimp On The Barbie
3/22/2012
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Duration: 1:40:12

G'day mate! Should I throw another Shrimp On The Barbie for you? Good! We review the Cheech Marin film of the same name, do the Top Ten, The Finger list and a new bit to the show, Haiku/Beat Poetry!
Episode 65: Circuitry Man
3/15/2012
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Duration: 1:16:54

We review the 1990 film Circuitry Man. All while Joey is sick as a dog. We also do the Top Ten and Finger List. This episode almost never happend so enjoy it!
Episode 64: Highway To Hell
3/1/2012
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Duration: 1:39:40

The low budget 90's flick Highway To Hell is reviewed as we do our first live show! The Top ten and Finger List are also covered.
Episode 63: 84th Academy Awards Live Coverage
2/26/2012
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Duration: 2:58:20

WARNING: This episode contains harsh language, adult subject matter but most of all two grown men drinking lots of vodka while watching the Oscars. One of those men pukes a lot. Be fair warned!
Episode 62: The Devil and Max Devlin
2/23/2012
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Duration: 1:49:56

Does Walt Disney want to corrupt the minds of children? Joey and Scott take on these tough questions while reviewing The Devil and Max Devlin. The Top Ten and Finger List are also covered.
Episode 61: Valentine's Day 2012
2/14/2012
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Duration: 55:49

Valentine's Day is upon us! Scott and Joey take a different approach to the much celebrated holiday. We talk about movies that will likely or not likely get you some!
Episode 60: Ghost Dad
2/2/2012
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Duration: 1:36:46

Finally, a movie challenge! Scott and Joey do the much anticipated Ghost Dad, a challenge from Joey to Scott. They also cover the Top Ten and Finger List for the week as well.
Episode 59: 2012 Oscar Nominations
1/26/2012
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Duration: 2:19:12

The 2011 Oscar nominations are out! We talk about all the major catagories. Find out what we think!
Episode 58: The Hangover II, Super 8, The Machinist
1/19/2012
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Duration: 1:13:03

Scott and Joey do a What we've been watching episode! We review films like The Hangover II, Super 8, The Machinist, The classic horror comedy House and more!
Episode 57: Sequels, Prequels, Remakes 2012
1/12/2012
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Duration: 1:38:26

Listen in as Scott and Joey talk about 2012's sequels. prequels and remakes. Find out what they like and don't like. Also, The Top Ten and Finger List are covered.
Episode 56: January Releases 2012
1/5/2012
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Duration: 2:07:41

Sucktastic January flicks are here! Find out what we think. Also, The Top Ten, Finger List, our 2012 must see list and politics. For the sake of everyone, we ended that quickly.
Episode 55: The Thing 2011
12/31/2011
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Duration: 1:12:37

Is it a remake? Is it a prequel? These are the hard questions Joey and Scott tackle when reviewing the 2011 film The Thing. Listen in and decide for yourself. Oh and Happy New Year!
Episode 54: Box Office for Dec 23 - Dec 25
12/27/2011
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Duration: 1:06:51

What happens when Joey and Scott don't do a top ten for a couple of weeks? It goes for over an hour! This is as close to a Christmas episode as you'll get this year so enjoy!
Episode 53: J.D.'s Revenge
12/8/2011
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Duration: 2:05:15

The spirit of J.D. Walker has taken over Joey when they review the 70's Blaxploitation film J.D.'s Revenge. Listen in as the boys give a full in depth review. "Don't worry, daddy ain't gonna hurt you!" Also covered, The Top Ten and The Finger List.
Episode 52: 11 11 11
11/17/2011
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Duration: 2:28:31

What kind of film buffs are the boys? Find out! We also review the film 11 11 11 in all its terrible glory. Can we even say that? The Top Ten and Finger list are on the schedule as is another reading from The Terrible game.
Episode 51: Action Jackson
11/10/2011
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Duration: 1:50:06

Hot, Hotter, Hottest! Joey and Scott review the so bad it's good Action Jackson. Full of one liners Arnold rejected and a quite creepy Craig T. Nelson to boot. Listen to us pick this one dry like well done ribs. Scott also reads from The Terrible Game.
Episode 50: Dungeons & Dragons & Severed
11/5/2011
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Duration: 2:33:50

Dungeons & Dragons anyone? Hear what we think! We also review Severed: Forest Of The Dead for the new Home Game segment. Also covered are the Top 10 and Finger List.
Episode 49: Birdemic & Little Man
10/31/2011
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Duration: 2:32:46

Words cannot explain how awful Birdemic is. We here at MST do our best and always aim to please though. Also hear our in depth review of Little Man, Joey's challenge to Scott!
Episode 48: Scott's Crappy Internet
10/13/2011
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Duration: 2:02:30

Joey and Scott attempt to do a What We've Seen Episode and fail miserably. What you get instead is The Top Ten, The Finger List and a review for Attack The Block. We also go off the rails on the top ten and Scott's internet keeps knocking him off!
Episode 47: Catwoman Movie Challenge Review
10/6/2011
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Duration: 2:07:27

Scott challenges Catwoman to Joey and he wonders what's bothering him. A full in depth review of the atrocity that is this film. We also do the top 10 and The Finger list!
Episode 46: Supergirl discussion with Author Don E Smith
9/29/2011
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Duration: 2:40:19

Special guest Don E Smith brings his comic book expertice to Scott's movie challenge of Supergirl. We also discus the Top Ten, Finger List and The Terrible Game!
Episode 45: Netflix Sucks!
9/20/2011
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Duration: 1:18:44

Did you get your netflix I'm sorry email? Listen in as Scott and Joey rant about Netflix's actions and why they suck!
Episode 44: Ishtar, Top ten, Finger List, Take Out The Trash, Scott reads The Terrible Game
9/17/2011
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Duration: 2:30:33

Tellin' the truth is dangerous business...why? Because Scott challenged Joey to Ishtar! A truly unfunny film. Also done are The Top Ten, Finger list and Scott reads The Terrible game!
Episode 43: Little Fockers, Alive Or Dead, Top ten, Finger List, Take Out The Trash, Scott reads The Terrible Game
9/7/2011
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Duration: 1:58:00

We talk about Scott's movie challenge of Little Fockers in excruciating detail. We also do the Top Ten, Finger list, Take Out The Trash, a reading from The Terrible Game and a new Straight to Video segment review for the film Alive Or Dead.
Episode 42: We talk about Joey's Movie challenge of Sphere
8/31/2011
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Duration: 1:47:08

Scott and Joey do this weeks Top Ten, The Finger List and talk about Joey's movie challenge of Sphere. Also, we do the "Taking Out The Trash" segment for Sphere and Scott reads the next installment from The Terrible Game.
Episode 41: We talk about Scott's Movie challenge of Virus
8/23/2011
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Duration: 1:27:55

Scott and Joey get back into action to discuss this weeks Top Ten Box Office films, The Finger List, Scott's Movie Challenge of Virus and the next excerpt from The Terrible Game.
Episode 40: Joey reviews his challenge of The Golden Child
8/15/2011
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Duration: 37:03

Joey reviews his movie challenge of The Golden Child. Proving to be a harder review than anticipated due to the fact that Joey still enjoys the film.
Episode 39: Scott and Joey review Source Code, Skyline, Drive Angry and more!
8/8/2011
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Duration: 1:20:51

How do you wash away the taste of A Serbian Film in episode 38? Listen to episode 39! This is essentially a what we've been watching epsiode. We review Source Code, Skyline, Drive Angry and much more!
Episode 38: Scott and Joey are traumatized by A Serbian Film.
8/2/2011
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Duration: 2:43:08

Scott and Joey are traumatized by A Serbian Film. They also talk about other films involving hard subject matter such as rape and revenge. Also covered: Top ten and The Finger List.
Episode 37: Scott reviews his Movie Challenge Skinwalkers
7/29/2011
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Duration: 1:05:45

Scott delivers a followup to Joey's Beowulf (1999) review, reviews his movie challenge Skinwalkers, issues Joey's next movie challenge, introduces a new ongoing literary segment to the show. The Finger List and Battleship: The Movie are also discussed.
Episode 36: Joey reviews his Movie Challenge Beowulf (1999)
7/19/2011
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Duration: 41:49

Joey talks about the horrible Christopher Lambert version of Beowulf. Also mentioned are the top ten, the finger list and a new twist on the Movie Challenges!
Episode 35: Superbabies Baby Geniuses 2
7/10/2011
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Duration: 1:33:09

Scott and Joey are back to form doing the top ten, finger list and talking about Joey's movie challenge of Superbabies Baby Geniuses 2 to Scott!
Episode 34: Xanadu Along With Can't Stop The Music and Scott's Movie Challenge
7/2/2011
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Duration: 60:00

Joey talks about Scott's challenge to him of Xanadu and Can't stop The Music. Listen in as Joey rants about these flicks and gives Scott a fresh new movie challenge!
Episode 33: Vampires Suck and Joey's Movie Challenge
6/27/2011
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Duration: 51:38

Scott covers the top ten, Hobo With A Shotgun, verbally smacks Joey in the face for his movie challenge of Vampires Suck and gives him two movie challenges as punishment!
Episode 32: Hobo With A Shotgun and Scott's Movie Challenge
6/18/2011
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Duration: 36:56

What does Joey sound like when his PC crashes after saving a show? Like a Hobo With A Shotgun! Listen in as Joey reviews this film and hands Scott his movie challenge.
Episode 31: An old new episode found on my hard drive
6/14/2011
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Duration: 31:58

What once was lost has now been found, on my hard drive. A really good Top 10 from April 4th 2010 we couldn't use. Listen in as we rant about 3D TVs, Jennifer Aniston and Scott sings!
Episode 30: Father Scardo's Altered Hours
6/3/2011
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Duration: 1:54:06

Scott is a guest on Father Scardo's Altered Hours show. Joey Calls in the show and everyone immediately talks about rape, Funny Games and A Clockwork Orange. A real upbeat episode.
Episode 29: ZOMBIES! ZOMBIES! ZOMBIES!
3/19/2011
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Duration: 1:26:45

ZOMBIES!ZOMBIES!ZOMBIES! This entire episode is dedicated to the George Romero Zombie series, in dedication to Scott's recent appearance on Zombie Etiquette!
Episode 28: The Oscars Pre-talk
3/1/2011
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Duration: 49:39

Joey runs solo in his first MovieCaszTastic episode! Listen in as Joey talks about The Top Ten, The Finger List, Oscar talk with predictions and Joey's first Cinematic Confessional!
Episode 27: The Minority Review
2/16/2011
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Duration: 48:07

Scott and Joey review the movie The Minority. The NYC based film company 360 Sound And Vision want their expert opinion. Listen in and find out what they thought!
Episode 26: John Dimes Interview
2/8/2011
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Duration: 1:40:57

Scott and Joey interview John Dimes, author of There Are no Bad Movies! Only Bad Audiences. Listen in as we go back and forth with John about his book, movies and more!
Episode 25: eXXXotica Expo & Avatar XXX Review
2/1/2011
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Duration: 53:23

Scott and Joey finally discuss their trip to the eXXXotica Expo in Edison NJ and also review the better film This Ain't Avatar XXX!
Episode 24: Daybreakers & Spierig Bros.
1/17/2011
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Duration: 37:51

Scott reviews Daybreakers and rips Joey's heart out for thinking the film was "OK". The Spierig bros. are twin freaks. Scott defends Spierig bros. film "Undead" and Scott takes an online course for Literature On Film.
Episode 23: SAW 3D And AVATAR Porn
1/10/2011
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Duration: 1:13:40

Joey and Scott apologize for lost time, talk about Saw 3D, Avatar Porn, The Hobbit, Paranormal Activity 2, Roger Ebert's Jaw, Joey flaunts his Paranormal Activity 2 predictions, and Scott Rants about movies featuring rich people with problems.
Episode 22: Bad Movie Day 2010
11/20/2010
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Duration: 30:35

The one year anniversary of Moviesucktastic is here! How do we celebrate? With a Bad Movie Day of course! Listen to us read fan mail and talk about the nominated films!
Episode 21: 3D Extravaganza
8/26/2010
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Duration: 2:13:21

Joey and Scott cover 3D movies from 2009, 2010 and upcoming 2011, all while doing shots for every other film. The top 10 is also covered.
Episode 20: Transformers 2 and G.I. Joe
8/21/2010
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Duration: 1:40:41

Our Movie challenges of Joey to Scott (GI Joe) and Scott to Joey (Transformers 2) are talked at length. Listen to us talk about how decent TF2 was and how mind numbingly bad G.I. Joe was.
Episode 19: The Expendables
8/16/2010
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Duration: 55:46

The Expendables kicks the chick flick Eat, Pray Loves ass! Also Predators is reviewed. Scott reads hate mail from a Twilight fan and explodes on James Cameron...again
Episode 18: Inception
7/19/2010
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Duration: 1:37:30

Scott and Joey both talk a bit about the new film Inception and mention how dumb film reviewer Sandy Kenyon is. They also draw comparisons to the film Dreamscape.
Episode 17: Twilight: Eclipse
7/2/2010
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Duration: 1:10:29

Scott forces himself to go to a midnight showing to review Twilight: Eclipse after Joey bails on Him. Also covered is the action comedy Killers.
Episode 16: The A-Team at the Drive-in
6/14/2010
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Duration: 42:14

The A-Team at the Drive-in. Scott covers Te Karate Kid, The A-Team, Drive ins and the fact that Joey is still missing.
Episode 15: Box Office For Apr 30-May 2
5/3/2010
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Duration: 29:06

Scott does the weekend boxoffice for April 30-May 2. He reviews How to Train Your Dragon Glen Beck style. Joey's gone missing! He's thought to be kidnapped by Avatar Fans!
Episode 14: Box Office For Apr 23-25
4/26/2010
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Duration: 27:46

Scott talks about the Weekend Box office for April 23-25
Episode 13: LIVE Oscar Show Part1
4/23/2010
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Duration: 01:55:06

Scott & Joey do their show during a live telecast of the Oscars. All the awards and movies picked apart on a live and totally off the cuff style.
Episode 13: LIVE Oscar Show Part2
4/23/2010
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Duration: 01:56:11

Scott & Joey do their show during a live telecast of the Oscars. All the awards and movies picked apart on a live and totally off the cuff style.
Episode 12: Box Office For Apr 16-18
4/18/2010
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Duration: 37:41

Scott runs this episode solo and talks about the Weekend Box office for april 16-18
Episode 11: Valentine's Day Special
2/13/2010
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Duration: 01:36:53

In this very special Valentine's Day episode you'll hear us shoot off about To Live & Die in L.A., Eastern Promises, The Crying Game, The Piano, The Indian runner, bad lieutenant, The Brown Bunny and much more!
Episode 10: Women In Love & Looker
2/9/2010
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Duration: 01:52:52

We talk about our movie challenges of Women In Love & Looker, The Top Ten, The Finger List, Runaway, Oscars, Figs, Tom Rosovitch, Michael Critchton, Tom Selleck and much more!
Episode 9: Heaven's Gate & Robocop 3
2/2/2010
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Duration: 01:45:34

Listen to Scott and Joey talk about The weekend top ten box office films, The Finger List, James Cameron, Avatar fans, Pre-Oscar talk, Transformers 2, Movie challenges of Heaven's Gate and Robocop 3!
Episode 8: 2010 Sequels Special!
1/26/2010
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Duration: 01:33:38

Listen to Scott and Joey talk about the top ten box office films, The Finger List, announce the winner of the 100th Facebook fan and most importantly our sequels list of 2010!
Episode 7: Avatar Special!
12/22/2009
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Duration: 49:08

In this special episode of Moviesucktastic we talk nothing BUT Avatar! Fresh from seeing the film hear what Joey and Scott have to say about it.
Episode 6: Pre-Holiday
11/11/2009
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Duration: 02:07:14

We talk about A Christmas Carol (2009), Top 10, The Finger List, Law Abiding Citizen, Revolver, Boonedock Saints, Paranormal Activity, Friday the 13th Series, V Series (2009)
Episode 5: Halloween Special!
10/27/2009
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Duration: 01:40:19

Halloween Edition! We talk about SAW VI, C.H.U.D., Return Of The Living Dead, Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer, John Walsh, Seven, The Blair Witch Project, Cinematic Confession, Peter Jackson, Avatar, Scott's Cinematic Confession: Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout and our contest details!
Episode 4: Christian Horror
10/20/2009
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Duration: 51:44

Christian horror films Thr3e, House and Black Roses. Also mentioned are A Civil Action, Hannibal, White Man's Burden and how Dark City fought for its name.
Episode 3: 2009 & 2010 Remakes Special!
10/13/2009
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Duration: 01:52:50

Remakes for 2009 and 2010 (as well as our own suggested future remakes), our general hatred of Tim Burton, Drag Me To Hell
Episode 2: Movie Challenge Premier
10/8/2009
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Duration: 01:25:49

Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Lost Boys 2, masturbation, forced urination (again), Tommy Wiseau, Tom Savini
Episode 1: The Beginning
10/1/2009
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Duration: 02:18:46

Dead Snow, Harry Potter, Rabid Dogs, Canadian horror films, severed fingers, DVD commentaries, Rue Morgue magazine, forced urination, cough drops

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