Your Zune pic is great, but moar nipple plz. ;)
Oh, and also--how much Offspring does one man really need? Barring the odd break-up in college when I'd listen to "She's Got Issues" over and over, I've always generally stuck to a "1 Offspring track per week" rule. But then... I typically don't have a lot of pent up funny/angry/aggressive feelings all pent up inside. :)