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  • • johncmayer: Billy Mays' "Jupiter Jack" makes driving while talking on a cell phone safer. Filming a commercial while driving? You're on your own.

    • • 11/22/2009
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      • 12:34 AM
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    • johncmayer: Billy Mays' "Jupiter Jack" makes driving while talking on a cell phone safer. Filming a commercial while driving? You're on your own.
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  • • johncmayer: I love how close the ? and ! keys are on an iPhone. "John, I have big news! Tracy's pregnant!" "Oh my God, I'm so excited for you?"

    • • 11/22/2009
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      • 12:27 AM
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    • johncmayer: I love how close the ? and ! keys are on an iPhone. "John, I have big news! Tracy's pregnant!" "Oh my God, I'm so excited for you?"
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  • • johncmayer: I've never met one problem I couldn't overcome with two or more of the lessons I've already learned.

    • • 11/21/2009
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      • 10:45 PM
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    • johncmayer: I've never met one problem I couldn't overcome with two or more of the lessons I've already learned.
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  • • johncmayer: @sarahdulat I saw a SIGN, Phyllis!!!

    • • 11/21/2009
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      • 7:23 PM
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    • johncmayer: @sarahdulat I saw a SIGN, Phyllis!!!
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  • • johncmayer: XO RT @bmd just picked up Battle Studies. 9 yrs later ur still singing right 2 me. I feel like we've traveled down a long road together

    • • 11/21/2009
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      • 7:23 PM
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    • johncmayer: XO RT @bmd just picked up Battle Studies. 9 yrs later ur still singing right 2 me. I feel like we've traveled down a long road together
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  • • johncmayer: It's 'Quick Change' Night (again). Amazing scene... http://bit.ly/6JrrE8

    • • 11/21/2009
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      • 7:50 AM
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    • johncmayer: It's 'Quick Change' Night (again). Amazing scene... http://bit.ly/6JrrE8
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  • • johncmayer: ...you have to be like "wait until you hear this fucking plan."

    • • 11/20/2009
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      • 9:28 AM
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    • johncmayer: ...you have to be like "wait until you hear this fucking plan."
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  • • johncmayer: The problem is you have to store a super big vacuum box in your living room for a month. Then when people ask you what gives with the box...

    • • 11/20/2009
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      • 9:27 AM
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    • johncmayer: The problem is you have to store a super big vacuum box in your living room for a month. Then when people ask you what gives with the box…
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  • • johncmayer: Hey everyone! Oreck is offering a 30-day trial, and they'll even pay return shipping! That's like renting a vacuum free for 30 days!

    • • 11/20/2009
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      • 9:22 AM
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    • johncmayer: Hey everyone! Oreck is offering a 30-day trial, and they'll even pay return shipping! That's like renting a vacuum free for 30 days!
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  • • johncmayer: David Abbot claims he cheated because Shannon put everyone else first. Don't be a David Abbot. http://twitpic.com/q7l76

    • • 11/20/2009
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      • 9:09 AM
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    • johncmayer: David Abbot claims he cheated because Shannon put everyone else first. Don't be a David Abbot. http://twitpic.com/q7l76

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